whats ur damage heather?

professional grandparent enthusiast.australian ~ 21

[catchymemes]

Dutch King shares funny video with Dutch Prime Minister during Trump speech at UN

[naomster]

me and my buddy at the back of the classroom when the annoying kid is doing a presentation

[glumshoe]

what does it mean when someone says they’re pescatarian and vegan

[teaboot]

Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned

[bace-jeleren]

Man, I sure do love eating coins, slurp slurp!

[Sound of vaccum powering on]

[wariofan63]

[ryngtail]

im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.

[oknope]

quotes of the day to motivate me: “work until your bank account

looks like a phone number" 

[overdurivo]

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

[notanotherreyloblog]

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

[soloontherocks]

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

[ghostymcspooky-blog]

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

[roachpatrol]

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 

kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.

palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino

‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 

‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.

[cwnannwn]

@the-lunar-lorkhan

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[druddigon]

i feel like this picture is going to become sentient and actually kill me

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[drtanner]

This isn’t exclusive to chickens, by the way! There are heaps of human people who can’t hear themselves when they open their fucking mouths, too!

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was on a video call to my friends and I was feeling pretty tired so I told them that I was going to hang up so I could go and take a nap and then they all stared at me and in unison said, “You can’t go to sleep if you haven’t woken up yet,” and then I was viscerally thrown into the waking world in a cold sweat.

[psychicpigeon]

[fuckmylifefuckyoutoo]

[authenticaestheticsss]

[adobekillustrator-deactivated20]

i like how out of all the possible scenes they could have chosen for the thumbnail of spy kids netflix decided THIS was the one.

[adobekillustrator-deactivated20]

OH

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[eternal-fractal]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[starfoozle]

My FAVORITE THING is researchers who wholeheartedly embrace the Ms. Frizzle aesthetic and wear their field of study on their literal sleeve. Everyone in the invasive crayfish consortium has tiny lobster-print shorts or socks. All the middle-aged dad scientists here at the lab have shirts with fish and/or fishing tackle patterns on them. My moss specimen and ammonite earrings keep getting noticed by women who are wearing silver fishbone-shaped or native plant-themed earrings themselves. Every single person on the outreach team has at least one shirt with an anchor pattern on it from Old Navy, and almost all the younger researchers have tattoos featuring their research interests – one fisheries biologist has a half-sleeve of native species she literally uses as an outreach tool. We are self-aware and having a blast with it, honestly.

[dressesandalchemy]

I adore the Ms. Frizzle aesthetic

[tinderventure]

Is this how to tinder?

[kickass-humor]

Nervous kitty

[animationsource]