glory to my homie falsesymmetry

my defining accomplishment

[grasswrym]

this app is so easy all you gotta say is “Inthelittlewood” “rendog” and “kiss” and you hit triple digits

[grasswrym]

It took 15 minutes btw

[grasswrym]

alcohol stopped tasting like fun and started tasting like regret

[grasswrym]

awesoem thanks guys

[grasswrym]

going to a modern art museum. in case someone planted a piece, like a taped banana, im going to loudly scoff and proclaim its not real art in case im being secretly recorded so I dont look like a rube. however, they might secretly be making a documentary about the rise of anti-intellectualism, so i am also going to take the time to study each work for several minutes to try and discern the artist’s intent

[grasswrym]

alcohol stopped tasting like fun and started tasting like regret

[grasswrym]

once again seeing “mutants are a bad allegory” discourse and once again people ignore the greater context of THE 3 BILLION OTHER SUPERHEROES

[grasswrym]

but it’s ok to be scared of people who end the world :(( yeah sure ok fair enough then why is everyone chill abt franklin richards? nobody acting this way abt franklin richards!

[grasswrym]

once again seeing “mutants are a bad allegory” discourse and once again people ignore the greater context of THE 3 BILLION OTHER SUPERHEROES

[ozempicofficial]

[thayat]

Goodbye kisses from Sparkles* and Martyn ^_^

[mutantdiaries]

Kurt took the Photo

[grasswrym]

imperative to browse twitter and see posts about the importance of working out and then completely fail to internalize it and feel bad about this entirely self inflected wound

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[shirahoshiumi]

A s11 falsesymmetry design! I based in on the cape she wears, and while holding on to the big business there’s a small hint of kelpie based on the statues :]

I think i forgot how to draw 3 times while drawing this

[owlapin]

Quick guys how do I establish contact with a male I find attractive

[owlapin]

i cant fucking believe you guys

[owlapin]

A “where are they now” kind of reflection on this post that was made 12 years ago and has 70,000 notes for some reason:

- I really appreciate that truejaku not only mentions one-ler, my cannibal once-ler ask blog, but also includes context, allowing this post to be enjoyed by those outside of my circle. I believe their contribution is surely the defining factor in the success of this post, which truly gets funnier the less you know me.

- I like pennydreadfuljournal telling me to show him how well I boil an egg. This may seem to some like a “haha random xd tumblr humor” moment. But it’s actually something very relevant and personal to me, because 12 years ago I was really into boiling eggs.

[dhamcestor]

guys can we all pretend im the first to think of this

[grasswrym]

I want to dm for dnd but I don’t want to

[prettycolors]