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“oh good, you’re awake. this is life or death, your brother isn’t answering my texts and i don’t know what the fuck is wrong with him.”
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“if this isn’t a life or death situation then i’d like to return to my nap now.”
“oh good, you’re awake. this is life or death, your brother isn’t answering my texts and i don’t know what the fuck is wrong with him.”
“Godric, the female beater jokes get funnier every year. Go on. I’m listening.”
“Are you going to beat me if I tell you?”
‘don’t even think about talking to me unless you’re planning on refilling my drink first. and no shit about me not wearing a costume either, i’ll likely bite your head off.’
“Lucky for you, I have a drink for you and lucky for me, I’m quite into biting. This is really a win win for the both of us.”
The glass of liquor he was holding slipped from his hand, landing on the floor with a crash, pieces of broken glass flying everywhere. “Sorry.” he said to the person standing nearest to him, smirking a little to see that they had jumped back in shock. “I am only slightly tipsy.” he promised, taking out his wand to fix the broken glass.
Darius jumped slightly looking between the broken glass and his soulmate best friend. “Do me a favor and keep lying to yourself but not me.” He smirked offering his drink to Stefan. “Don’t you know how hard leather is to clean, Stef?” Darius gave him a disappointed look slicking off his leather pants.
thalia-avery:
“Well sorry for breaking your heart, Dar.” She replied jokingly, before immediately pulling him into a hug. “But pizza is literally the love of my life. You’re not winning this one.”
“I can literally feel it shattering.” He teased throwing his arms around her. “I could be the new love of your life and we will both be winners.”
fortescyou:
“If I have to hear that joke one more fucking time.” She playfully swatted the other. “Make me move. I dare you.”
“What would you do, pipsqueak? Would be you siriusly mad?” He couldn’t help but to tease her. “Are you sure you want me to?”
vanitem:
“Were they at least good pictures?”
“They were great pictures. The stars of my new Emma album.”
Ask me my "TOP 5/TOP 10" anything!
BE HONEST Would you kill Stefan if it meant you can get your sister back?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
bye, bye, steff. i have to have allison back
be honest you've used my pomade when i wasn't looking >:|
Baby, I would say I’m sorry but that would be a lie and you asked me to be honest. Your is just so much better than mine. Love you, boo.
Send "be honest" followed by a question and my muse will be forced to answer with 100% honesty
“Come on, pizza is the best thing to ever exist! There’s no other food better than pizza, I’m serious!”
“You’re joking, right? Everyone knows grilled cheese is far better than pizza could ever hope to be. You’re going to break my heart if you truly believe this.”
“Now that’s a laugh and a half. You can’t be serious… oh wait… you are… really?”
“How godawful would it be if I was Sirius? No one wants to be that disgraced bastard. However, I am serious. You need to stop talking and move before I make you move.”
“Nope. Too early. I’ve drawn a veil over last night so if that’s what you want to talk about… as Demi Lovato would say, baby I’m sorry… I’m not sorry.”
“Hate to break it to you, babe but the ten drunken pictures I received last night beg to differ. If you want to veil a night maybe lose your phone next time.”
“You ever wonder what the Giant Squid’s real name is? I mean, there are some theories that he’s actually Godric Gryffindor, but, I just don’t buy it.”
“You are truly wasting brain cells on a sea serpent? I don’t know where you heard such an awful statement but it certainly isn’t true. It’s a good think you are pretty.”
OH! Is that TARON EGERTON? No that’s actually DARIUS KNIGHT. The EIGHTEEN year old SLYTHERIN is currently in his SEVENTH YEAR. I’ve heard that the PURE BLOOD can be RECKLESS and COLD, but also PROTECTIVE and CARING. If they had a theme song it’d be ATOMIC MAN - PORTUGAL. THE MAN.