normalcy in abnormality

No one want to be the Monster's favourite snack (Semi-Dependent Yanderestuck Dave Strider RP Blog) 18+ Only

[imagineyouricon]

Your icon is now a kindergarten teacher for a day. How screwed/lucky are the kids?

[thornyflesh]

CROWCORE

similar to goblincore but more goth

shiny stuff, wearing black, birds

vulture culture (crow culture???) if youre into that kind of thing, if not thats chill

stealing ur friends food (not mandatory but encouraged)

you could steal food from people who are not your friends but do so at your own risk

you must be

an absolute bastard

smart but also a dumbass (true dumbasses also welcome)

vengeful as hell

you obviously gotta like crows to be crowcore like how are you even goth if you dont like those funky little birds

[kianlawley]

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[echomortis]

[animatedtext]

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[no1fan15]

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

[emoposting]

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be off getting overly attached to someone I’ve known for two seconds because they said something nice to me.

[mender-emilia]

My muse has been cursed with an honesty spell!

Send 🔑+ any question your muse wishes to ask my muse. They will have to answer truthfully.

[m3411]

ソメイヨシノ

2019/3/31撮影 E-M1 Mk2,25mm,F4.0,ISO200,1/1250sec

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

you know what i’ve decided that i’m not going to like boys anymore. i’ve had enough them and their dumb faces. their voices. their bodies. their hot hot bodies. boys are hot. i love boys

[valtsv]

what if 🤔 you defeated me in battle 😔 and when you tilted my head up with your blade beneath my chin 🗡️ we accidentally kissed 💋😳

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

[sword-mlm]

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

[pyrlspite]

[removes 50 different swords from my inventory at once causing them all to clatter to the ground in an audio clipping inducing cacophony as they fall from their placement perfectly horizontal 1-3 feet off the ground and several spin out of view as the physics engine attempts to resolve their clipping] anyway

[dxsjointed-blog]

akuma-kin‌:

okay. if you want. we can also do tat for tit. here is a story.

i knew many boys who enjoyed fiduspawn. as a girl they did not want to play with me at first. i challenged them to a duel. all of their fiduspawn against one of mine. for my right to play with them. they accepted. because they were stupid boys. who thought that big spawn would show they had big bulges. their spawn arrived. mine was emerging from its host. it was quite aggressive. all of their spawn died instantly because i had stuffed the host plush with star rockets. i won.

so many tits my names damon by the way

i once accidentally set a buildin on fire was creepin around in it at night and found some matches still not really sure how they got there but like the dumbass kid i was i started fuckin around with em ended up dropping a lit one onto a mattress that was still in there and since i didnt have anythin to put it out with i just decided to book it fire department got there before it spread at least

[dxsjointed-blog]

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