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“I feel as if I'm always on the verge of waking up.”

― Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

kvothes

on the first day of class my astronomy professor asked us why the night sky was dark. if our universe is infinite, how can there be spaces between the stars? he didn’t answer the question until the last day– because our universe is relatively young, and is still growing. it is finite. not enough stars or galaxies have been formed to fill up the entire night sky.

but what that means to me is that somewhere, in an older universe, the night sky looks like a tapestry of diamonds. somewhere darkness is pale white and glittering. imagine being so surrounded. i haven’t gotten that image out of my head ever since– you could never navigate under such a sky but god it sounds lovely

nevver

Common Phrases Correctly

nijuukoo

Oh thank the gods

blargh-ish-deactivated20200722

You could always nip it in the butt too if that makes you happy.

sibhl

nudesornaw

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

readsquirrel

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

involuntaryorange

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

son-of-a-tenth-place

CAT PARADE IS BACK

ethanrayne

there are SO MANY cute little details in this

that-g3-obsessive

So I was looking for the full version of this video cause i always get sad when this one cuts off the ending and–

not only has the original creator made an HD version,

they also made a reanimated “deluxe” version! with even more cute easter eggs!

horrorandhalloween

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jenny-jinya

Did I make you smile for once? ( •᷄⌓•᷅ )

It’s a bit different from my usual content, I wanted to give you a break :’)

hairstylesbeauty

..and that’s how babies are made in the 21st century. (via) hairstylesbeauty.tumblr.com

koriandrea

fuckin nerds sexting

hockpock

this went a completely different direction than i was expecting,

mickeyjperez

Serious relationship goals

bobrunsgoldfish-deactivated2018

This is far more advanced than any sexting I’ve ever done.

pithy-partyy

omg.

handsomemelanin-deactivated2023

This was art.

blinded-cupid-blog

I like that lol

candiikismet

Next level shit. I love it

sixpenceee

Pictures of Japan during the rainy season look like they are straight out of a painting. This is where I got it from.

musingsnmood

thugilly

Okay…but I’m dead. This killed me. RIP

yessiraustraliaofficial

Tips: Helping your woman be more vocal

In my experience women get either deeply religious or groan “fuuuuuuuuck!” as they are cumming.

They can be more talkative just before they cum. “Yes. Like that! Fuck me, Daddy. Don’t stop! Oh oh…” then [see above].

I believe that being vocal is a learned behaviour. It is done when someone appreciates how hot it is to do and hear and when they know they can do it without judgement. To teach this, the Dom should be vocal. Don’t expect them to just talk, make them by asking questions.

“Who’s fucking you?” “Do you love this cock?” “Do you want to cum?” “Whose pussy is this?” “Do you love how I fuck you? Tell me! Say it!” “Ask me before you cum!”