professional puppydyke

18+||29 polyam transsexual dyke||Call me Pup (she/her)||DMs are very welcome||(side blog, follows from b****n***b****e)

[dyke-pup]

Okay remaking this, cuz apparently it's not obvious enough

LIST

YOUR

AGE

Do not interact with my blog if you're not over 18 WITH your age LISTED.

[bigsadbison]

I really am such a sucker for obedient little angels. wearing the panties I asked you to, wearing none at all when I ask, bending over when I need, being a sweet little stress relief toy..... it makes my heart swell

[angelbabymikaa]

flirt with your tumblr crush today bc tumblr could crash at any fucking moment apparently

[yuri-sandwich]

i love my tumblr echo chamber where butchfemme is everywhere and everyone loves fat femmes

[puppyboy-toy]

puppy is needy! you…

bring me to a satisfying orgasm

cum down my throat

cum up my ass

cum somewhere else (on my face, chest…)

Voting ended onJun 12

[puppyboy-toy]

this is how everyone comes to my aid when i want to cum??

[dyke-pup]

Had my first threesome in a new state!!!!!

[alleycatboy]

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

[tbgkaru]

for unknown-knowns-ao3, thank you very much ~

[girlstinkgood]

The lesbian pervert tattoo artist will do your piece for free if you let her huff some armpit or bulge, but she will pitch a tent every time you whimper or groan from the needle

[max-if-they-were-horny]

She can fuck me afterwards if she wants,

[lilythelycan]

I can fuck her after if she wants,

[tranny-c1sbreaker]

I can blow her and rub my bulge while looking in her eyes

[fatbifemme]

Sinking in 💕

[lunarbuffy]

Your POV

[dyke-pup]

Just had someone reblog an eleven year old post directly from me? What are you doing there?

[dyke-pup]

The last reblog it got was ALSO eleven years ago, and there's not a single comment or addition, so it's not like they went to the op to get rid of a dumb comment. Why are you 11 years deep in my blog?

[dyke-pup]

Just had someone reblog an eleven year old post directly from me? What are you doing there?

[lilyblisslys]

forcefemming a pathetic girl who won’t do it herself, not as a sex thing but because it’s so fucking annoying to watch someone make herself miserable

[lilyblisslys]

Girl who has been staring at a full bottle of estradiol for 2 months: what kind of sick and perverted outfit are you going to make me wear!?

Me, holding a women’s cut t-shirt: oh my god shut the fuck up

[xenasaur]

we as a society must get more normal about STDs I'm being so serious

[xenasaur]

we are in an incredible age of medicine where you can easily get most of them treated, you can get vaccinated against some, and even HIV is no longer a death sentence (and i believe a cure is in the works rn). it is not a big deal. be safe, yes, but also don't be a judgy weirdo to people who do get infected because they weren't "being safe." especially because if you do not perpetually mask in public you have less than zero ground to stand on there.

[xenasaur]

exactly!!! like, when my friend wants to hang out but I have the flu, I say "sorry I have the flu i don't wanna get you sick" and i will not rest until we live in a world where it's just as normalized to say "sorry I have chlamydia I don't want to get you sick" when someone wants to have sex

[coyotetale]

The stigma of treating STIs like a “special” type of pathogen is almost funny when I tell people I’d rather get gonorrhea than a cold.

But like. Compare em. Cold symptoms: runny nose, cough, congestion, tiredness, muscle aches, hard to sleep, just general sick feeling. All constant, all disruptive. Gonorrhea symptoms: irritation while peeing, discharge (and that’s if you get any symptoms at all). Localized, mostly a nuisance. There’s no cure for the common cold, just over the counter symptom alleviators that never fully work. Gonorrhea is cleared up within 48 hours with a shot (which is potentially free, if you have good clinics nearby). Sure, you can’t have sex for a week after that, but you can’t really have sex for the 1-2 weeks you’re afflicted with a cold either.

The worst part about gonorrhea is having to tell previous partners they should get tested, but the only reason that’s the worst part is because of the stigma around it. Everyone in a friend group or office catching the same cold isn’t treated with the same stigma, even though it’s the exact same thing (if anything, worse, because when you have a cold you know it and you allowed your friends to be exposed, when you’ve got gonorrhea you often don’t even know).

[xenasaur]

no genuinely I just got a URI and let me tell you I'd gladly take the easily cured disease that pops up on my genitals over agony when I try to breathe that can only have the symptoms mitigated

[dyke-pup]

Fun thing I've started to notice from keeping a sex spreadsheet: I don't have to have satisfying orgasms (or any orgasms at all) in order to have satisfying sex. Like, I knew (intellectually) that de-centering orgasms as a goal in sex often makes sex better overall, but it's really cool to see that actually quantified

[darksideofthesunny]