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[jennsoups]

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[dykesounds]

i like how Hannibal’s whole thing is that he eats the rude, but he fell in love with one of the rudest bitches around- Will Graham is an asshole with no social grace. Fuck, he’s even rude to Hannibal most of the time and his only response is winding metaphors with too many words and looking at him like 😼😍

[questionedturkey]

In the bloopers when Freddie says its a shame to ruin Hannibals salad with all that meat and Hannibal just instantly responding “shut up, bitch.” is the funniest shit ive ever seen 

[erlkoenige]

*looks at Hannibal's prison haircut* what zero human meat does to a mf

[correctly-spn]

[Season 4]

Cas: Isn't the idea supposed to be 'you saved my life, now I owe you a debt'?

Dean: Nope, other way round. 'You saved my life, so now I'm your problem. If you don't like it then kill me.'

Cas: what

Dean: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.

[olimar]

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

[dykesounds]

[incorrectspnforfun]

Gabriel: How come Luci never gets a curfew? Michael: Cause Dad always hopes he doesn’t come back. 

[incorrectspnforfun]

Kid Sam: Dad, we have a question.  Kid Dean: Are we adopted? John: No. Why the fuck would I pick you two? 

[bisexualdemondean]

My plans:

2020:

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

What I love about Preacher is that the fan favourite character that everyone relates to is basically just like "what if a vampire called you a gobshite that'd be pretty funny"

[shock]

and now we return to...................................

………………… the regularly scheduled

him

[immundusspirituss]

Everything is wrong with this, but still... NOTHING IS WRONG...

[incorrectspnforfun]

Jack: When you become famous, you’re called a legend because your leg ends! Dean: …what? Jack: Your leg. It ends. Dean: … Cas: I may not be a linguist, but I believe that’s wrong. Jack: Are you saying your leg doesn’t end? Sam: I mean, at some point it does, yes— Jack: Then what’s the problem?? 

[margotverger]

will graham imo is kind of scarier to have on your bad side because like. hannibal plays too much. hannibal will spend like 4 years plotting an intricate downfall that doesn’t even pan out (re: chilton & will) meanwhile will graham straight up like will beat the shit out of you on sight. like remember when he figured out hannibal was the killer and then just aimed at his head? no hesitation. he was about to take that bitch out. he beat randall tier until he died. like will graham does NOT play games. that’s why he gets KO’d every time it gets real because if he was conscious the scene would end in 2 minutes

[jesperfahey]

I get a little bit Genghis Khan I don’t want you to get it on With nobody else but me

[bigmamag]

My favorite top YouTube comment:

[wahtdahel-blog]

Most of the medical research was done on white males and their response to medicine. This is why medical books should only serve as a framework but clinical expertise matters more.

And this is why we need more black doctors.

[populationpensive]

There is a great instagram called Brown Skin Matters that has certified photos of different rashes and skin conditions. I find this VERY helpful. I just recently stumbled on it and it’s a nice, quick, resource. 

[zenkaiankoku]

This is what they mean when they say we’re killing people of color. Our healthcare system caters to white skin. And it needs to change.

[mattmaesonnatural]

8x07 — ‘A Little Slice of Kevin’ “No. No, you think you know. You remembered it the way you needed to.“