This is Me

My dream is to one day travel the world! I want to watch a game in every NHL arena! I hate thunder, and birds freak me out. If you want to know more feel free to message me whenever!

[whoseekswillfind]

I mean… Daddy 👅

Lauren Jauregui

[n0intensionsx]

god you girls that are kinda girly but dress boyish are so fucking hot

[uglygoalie]

There’s More to the Story

[exyrpf]

watching millionaire athletes fall over can be so personal

or, nhl: hard knock life edition.

[hockeytown-gifs]

A lovely old Detroit Red Wings ESPN commercial - 

Featuring Brendan Shanahan and Sergei Fedorov <3

[hockeycurls]

yall i’ve never felt so attacked

[samgirard]

└ dylan larkin for state and liberty

[kibumkim]

me and my girls about to rob a bank

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[mylifewithfel]

storm elemental it is

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

[greater-than-the-sword]

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

[liryae-blog]

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

[artifuls]

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

[thevastnessof]

Tbh i headcanon that part of the reason Ed was so good at alchemy is bc he had a sibling. With siblings nothing is free. Equivalent exchange at its finest. I just traded half a bottle of soda for the use of my sister’s earbuds on the way home. She brought up the fact that she gave me a drink while I was laying on the couch two months ago in order to convince me to bring her snacks. The Gate of Truth doesn’t have anything on a younger sibling who wants something and did something nice for you a couple years ago

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

[coolartcorner]

i want to fall asleep in someone’s arms and melt

[lurker-no-more]

GOAT in more ways than one … I bet she faxed this, too. 👑🔥📠

(link)

[layfmacun]

[wadey-wilson]

the character we deserve