Doodily Doo

My name is Dylan and I like to dance.

[thememedaddy]

[despazito]

[toskarin]

one time I got in a twitter argument I didn't really have any investment in so I drew an mspaint doodle of myself as christ on the cross and for some reason that didn't deescalate the argument

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[lmaonade]

i’m in your walls eating the wood faster than the termites and giving them self esteem issues

[dogpuppy]

[missalsfromiram-deactivated2020]

[nikoblasto]

Herbert James Draper - The Lament for Icarus (1898)

[thememedaddy]

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[willgrahamscock]

[janawijete]

[linguisticparadox]

One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that

[ashleyrguillory]

And I didn’t talk to him ever again

[closet-keys]

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[wholesome-animal-images]