sunny rain

ig: @xlzbthx

[dogvines]

[literal-ghost]

#friendly bard approaches with a nice song

[big-blasphemy]

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

dont forget to remind ppl who the fuck u r in case they start getting 2 comfortable

[leatherjesus]

i only have two emotions 1. i hate myself im such a bitch 2. i love myself im such a bitch

[gracegisela]

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

[lonelytreestump-deactivated2018]

[pr1nceshawn]

[dark-beautiful-twisted-soul]

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]

[down2marzgurl]

shit

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via thejoepilato)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[toastbutteregg]

new years resolutions:

get skinny

get hot

get rich

[unclefather]

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

[chalcon-deactivated20160208]

i would love to be that mysterious and chill blogger than never makes personal posts and just posts/reblogs aesthetic posts but then i remember that i can not shut tf up!

[superpeachodyssey-deactivated20]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid