Friendly Neighborhood Seahag

Daley, 23, if you use big words you can fuck RIGHT off (icon by ummmmandy.tumblr.com)

[ladydedlock]

truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

[captainvostok]

claim your badge

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose. 

[englishgradinrepair]

[929]

#final crash out NEW MOON (2009)

[undertheinfluencex1]

Personally, i really wanna enjoy my life next year

[tributary]

hook hand in unloveable car door

[byjove]

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

[byjove]

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

[byjove]

YEAH EXACTLY

[byjove]

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

[emptyheadmybeloved]

hold on i need to look this up

[byjove]

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

[byjove]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

[miseria-fortes-viros]

my brother in christ frankenstein is the title of the book

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[gaysun-deactivated20230205]

trans women r essential to the lesbian community!!!!!!! there is no arguing w/ this, there is no gray area!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glowcowboy]

ohhhh i get it now. the little seed of loneliness i’ve carried with me since i was five will never go away

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

[cryptiddies]

Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist

[cryptiddies]

Glad to see this resonated with someone, respect custodial staff or die<3

[gaycism]

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

[archgayge]

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

[gaycism]

[coweyed]

“clean girl aesthetic, ozenpic face, grandpacore, mob wife aesthetic, girl math, girl dinner, veneers, retinol purge, buccal fat removal, office siren, quiet luxury, old money, drunk elephant, blonde dysmorphia”

[inkskinned]

someone needs to get charles dickens on this april fool's shit. i'm talking a 345 page thesis on bringing the light, fun, and warmth back into the holiday. scrooge is back in this hard-hitting sequel called an april fool's aria.

humans need opportunities to play pretend and make jokes and have fun and !!! this should be april first!!! but honestly!!! for my entire life i have dreaded today i was a neurodivergent & ugly kid. people use the word "prank" to excuse cruelty, and i hated the whole concept!! even in adulthood it can feel forced and corporate and like it never really was a holiday or activity.

but like... we should have a day dedicated to going outside and seeing the sun and laughing and remembering warmth!! we should have springtime halloween!! there should be masquerade balls and fun dances and harmless traditions!! i love a holiday where the whole plan is just "get together and have fun!!" and yes i know there's like other holidays in spring but they already have their own identities and i'm just saying this is a day specifically about making other people laugh and i think we should honor that!!

bring back tiny tim !!! get that bitch up on stage!!! i want his big teary eyes sayin' like - milord, we are all fools and we are all family. the real fool is those that don't wish joy on others - amen!