The Lavenders

Just a lil dysfunctional

[dysfunctional-family]

Dean: I’m a very patient person

Lucy: hi!

Dean: but some people test me

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Dean: What state do you live in?

Holly: denial

Hannah: exhaustion

Ryden: constant anxiety

Sarah: Niverville

Dean: ok Niverville is literally a town??????

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Dean: *slapping Jenna and Vic’s backs* good job Gays

Vic:

Jenna: *nervous chuckle* didn’t you mean to say gu-

Dean: did I fucking stutter??

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Ryden: Okay Plan B?

Dean: no let’s use Plan G

Sarah: how many plans do you fuckers have??? Is there, like, a Plan M??

Holly: yeah but Hannah dies in Plan M

Dean: I like Plan M better

Hannah: you lil-

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Holly: lemme get this straight

Dean: idk what if I run something BI you instead?

Hannah: or maybe we can PAN this out

Ryden: ...I’m gAY

Dean: goddammit Ryden

Ryden: looK I DON’T LIKE BEING EXCLUDED OKAY

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Dean: *choking*

Holly: OMG I’m trying to call 9-1-1 but-

Dean: no no no it’s fine, lemme die bitches

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Ryden: I got called gay at school

Holly: oh shit tell us what happened

Ryden: I got called gay at school

Holly: why tho??

Ryden: I was being gay

Dean: was it at school?

Ryden: yeah...it was at school

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Holly: I must crack a cold one but I have no bois

Ryden: you must require the milkshake

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Dean: *aggressively mean eyes everyone, hides away in shadows, drinks coffee while silently judging and planning murder*

Ryden: woW WHATTA BEAN EH

[dysfunctional-family]

Hannah: are you mad at me?

Holly: no.

Hannah: are you sure?

Holly: yes.

Hannah: oka-

Holly: i jUST THINK ITS FUNNY-

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Holly: guys are hot

Dean: girls are hot

Ryden: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SO HOT

Hannah: *sulking* global warming

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Holly: I have a salsa emergency

Ryden: *whips out condiment*

Dean: *aggressively salsas in background*

[dysfunctional-family]

Holly: so if Hannah has 13 cactuses

Sarah: wait, why the FUCK does Hannah have 13 cactuses?

Hannah: *surrounded by cactuses* MIND YO BUSINESS BITCH

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Dean: I disagree

Hannah: you usually do *sips coffee*

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Dean: we REALLY had to leave at this UNGODLY hour???

Ryden: it’s 4 in the afternoon

Sarah: she’s got a problem with the sun

Dean: listen it’S BRIGHT OKAY

[dysfunctional-family]

Hannah: Deanna, do you ENJOY making me look like a dickhole??? Do you??

Dean: ...you want me to say “no” right?

[dysfunctional-family]

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