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h-neymoons‌:

that sounds like you aren’t believing me? i mean it! and yah— i better, my aunt will probably kill me if i don’t and i won’t survive working full time at the diner either. sera’s sorta doing that and i see her getting less and less optimistic about it each day. i mean… i think that’s only a thing that happens in movies, noona? i don’t think that’s a thing in a real life. and i’ve already met the prettiest girl, which is you? i don’t think anyone can beat you? i don’t really care about respectable jobs either, i think it’s good the way we are right now?

hmm, what? not at all! i totally believe you. not a doubt in my mind, baby. i can’t talk much because my workplace is pretty bad too, but that diner seems like it’s the worst? i can’t blame her for losing her mind a little bit. she looks like her instagram is really picking up though, maybe she can make money from that and quit the diner. oh, stop it, you! yah, you’re making me blush? i’m definitely not the prettiest girl. you are friends with some girls who are way prettier than me, i’m just good with my makeup. you think it’s good? i’m glad, i think so too. think you make me pretty happy, yeah?

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h-neymoons‌:

you’d get used to it. maybe get a bit of anxiety for not being in the books all the time, but i’m sure you’d get used to it. it gives you a lot of time to play overwatch. have you ever seen pictures of oh sungmin during his debut days? because he wasn’t as muscular. i think it’s all about training and holding onto a good diet or something. whatever though, i’m not gonna bother. i mean, you know, i don’t want to interrupt or ruin the little secret you’re keeping away from her, but you do realise it’s gonna be noticeable, right? it’s like during this summer— i hardly played basketball and i swear i started to gain weight even by looking at candy. instead of that, i’m sure hanna’s gonna notice you gaining muscle, probably the entire school will to be honest?

i don’t ever want to get used to a lifestyle like that. i like my early mornings and eight hours of sleep. i don’t need that much time to play overwatch. who’s oh sungmin? i know it’s going to be noticeable, i just don’t think it’s a conversation that needs to be had. like, what do i even say? ‘jagiya, i started going to the gym.’ who cares? 

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h-neymoons‌:

i mean, i love dancing and i don’t want to be that person but how is dancing going to help anyone through survival? spider man, you want to have that game for christmas? ah, maybe if you’ve been nice this year santa will deliver it on christmas morning. i still don’t really understand why you don’t want to celebrate your birthday, but we can if that’s what you want? oh, oh– then what about that time ‘we did say you won’t let go’, you did scream a bit when i lifted you up, but you followed at least 25% of the choreography well. i do admit, milo can jump in my arms just as well as you can.

i don’t know, i don’t really play the game? it’s like one of those emote things you use to celebrate, it doesn’t have anything to do with the actual survival part of the game... well, funnily enough, i actually think i’ve been incredibly nice this year, and that game is at the top of my list so if santa brought it i’d be really, truly, happy. so happy i’d give him the biggest hug? lots of affection? i don’t know, i never used to celebrate it at all with my parents so i’m not used to it. hey, i didn’t ‘scream’... it was a little scary? i don’t like heights much. only 25%? that’s... that’s actually really harsh, i thought i did better than that. i’m upset? i don’t ever want to dance again, i could literally cry right now.

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h-neymoons‌:

you don’t mean that though, do you? you really need to look at the bright side of life more. yoga really helped me doing that, you wanna tag along once? i think you’re just jealous because you’re sad and lonely— you know you could always use a dating app, right? or go to one of those single nights at bars. so you do have siblings? i just don’t know them? this shane dawson guy actually makes really good videos, but i guess you wouldn’t know because you’ve never seen them. he does some good conspiracy theories, it’s interesting to watch. what are you talking about? you know… that’s exactly what a sociopath would say, i’m confused.

i’ll let you decide what you think i mean by that. how many times do i have to tell you, i’m not fucking going to some dumb yoga class? i don’t need to stretch anything out, that doesn’t help anything. dating apps are for losers. why are you suddenly being so mean to me? what’s with all this pressure on me to start dating, anyway? last time i checked, it’s 2018 and it’s totally okay not conform to society’s ideals about relationships. please stop, i really don’t need your help in any of this. just mind your own business and go pester oliver instead. look, let’s just leave the experts to diagnosing sociopaths, okay? do you even know what the word means?

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h-neymoons‌:

i think one direction fans grew up quite a bit, they might be in their late teens, early twenties now? i know some of our fans are on the young side, but i wouldn’t reach for twelve as much, we’ve got some raunchy songs. if i were a parent i wouldn’t like it if my child sang; ‘all we seem to do is talk about sex— she’s got a boyfriend anyway’? might just be me though. ah— i’m no coward, i just don’t think it’s all that appropriate to say and i think it’d only interrupt us from writing that amazing song you were talking about. see, if i ever plan on getting a tattoo like that drunk, just knock me out.

that’s true. they’re basically considered an old band now, seeing as an older generation liked them and they don’t put out any new music. still, twelve year olds are crazy nowadays. you really think they’re not going to listen to a song just because it might be too raunchy? some parents just don’t really care either. i don’t really care what age they are, as long as they buy the album and enjoy the tunes. am i knocking you out so you don’t feel the pain of the tattoo, or knocking you out because it’s a bad idea? i don’t like to get in the way of your terrible impulse decisions, it’s too much fun to watch the outcome when you realise you’ve fucked up.

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h-neymoons‌:

maybe she does know? did you speak to her, have a lil’ chat with the girl? no, you didn’t, so you wouldn’t know. i was very specific about some things mentioned in the song, i think she must sorta assume or be able to guess it’s about her. it’s like a modern version of cinderella you could say; super romantic and adorable. so have i, wasn’t it at the brit awards? he wore that hideous smoking, was quite the one to remember, not really my style. have you seen zayn’s eyelashes though, no homo, but mac…— is that what they’re called..? mac’s products won’t beat that. they say that people of colour age like fine wine and now i do have to admit i’m sorta white, but i’ve been asked once or twice if i’m from hispanic descent, so i’ll fully take that and hope i age like some of those good looking latinos.

i did have a chat to her, actually. quite a lovely girl if you ask me. we had some pancakes together one morning while you slept in until midday. or was it the girl that stayed in your hotel room with you the whole day? or the one you picked up at that shitty bar we went to that kinda smelt like vomit? there were a few, it was hard to keep track. how is she supposed to know it’s a song about her if i don’t even know either?! a modern version of cinderella, wow. aren’t you quite the romantic. yikes, can we stop arguing over one direction here? they’re not coming back anyway. which brings me back to my original point, they’ll probably never come back from hiatus so we gotta snatch all their fans with a really killer album. logan, you can’t just claim a new background because people think you look kinda not white. 

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h-neymoons‌:

sure, sure, of course i will. do you think they’ll take british pounds? i still have some left over from summer i still need to exchange. asking for discount isn’t rude, it’s doing business. we’re poor, busy trainees and we don’t have time for a part time job. by saying that, does that mean you’ve guessed on which eight of us will make it? was a picture of mine in it? i need to know. i’m not saying it’s wrong, but you need to pick middle aged friends wisely and with that i mean, middle aged men or women with a bank account with five or six zeros on it. they invented the internet for wise advice, ayumi.

i don’t think so... maybe save them for your next trip back home? i mean, it’s not rude, but i still feel bad to ask. he’s trying to make a living, you know? it seems unfair to pay him less than what he’s asking for just because he’s seen me in a music video. yah, come on, jane! there were eight of us in the music video? we might not all debut, but it’s definitely going to be at least five of us. they wouldn’t have selected us for the song if we weren’t some sort of debut team... right? i don’t know, maybe i’m thinking too hopefully. oh, you mean like, like, oh what does yeojin unnie call them--- sugar daddies?

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h-neymoons‌:

i’m positive, very positive! have a bit of faith in me, yes? oh— oh, yumi, i really don’t know about that. we got a lot of trainees here with more experience than me or who are older— i’m not even sure if i’ll debut yet, but i’ll work hard to make it work. mixnine was such a flop, it gave me such big hopes, if fail this i might quit. rana sunbaenim is so pretty, definitely the visual of the second generation, everyone knows who she is, imagine becoming as big as she is, her solo did so well too and she’s dating zian sunbaenim, he’s so handsome— wah, i want to be like her. yes they do. i heard so of loads of people and i’ve seen pictures online! i pinky promise we’ll go, even if we don’t debut, i really want to take a picture with princess aurora after all.

i swear though, i could bet money that i’ve seen the ceo keeping an extra eye on you? and you’re very responsible, there’s lots of other trainees here who look up to you. those are great traits towards becoming a leader! who knows, maybe you could be a leader as legendary as isabelle sunbaenim one day. i know, right? she’s established herself as a rebelle member and a solo artist, and i don’t necessarily really want to go solo but i want to be just like her one day! ah, zian sunbaenim, isn’t he gorgeous? i have a poster of him in my room back home. they make such a pretty couple, don’t they? i always thought princess aurora was kind of boring. i’ll be on the lookout for peter pan instead.

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h-neymoons‌:

and i don’t think they will now, i’m sure you won’t, yumi, please, you’re too cute to be hated on. ah— do you really? and i don’t know, being a leader seems really hard and you’d need to take a lot of responsibilities, i’m close to being part of the maknae line even! i think i’m a little addicted already, i’ve been reading ever since this morning and i can’t seem to stop. people are calling yeojin the visual of the next generation, can you believe that? i totally can. and oooh, that’s so cute, i heard they let it fake snow on main street during christmas in disney, that’s quite amazing, right? i think we should totally go.

are you sure about that? even if you’re cute, people are really mean and still find things to be angry about! leaders do have a lot of responsibilities, but i think you would handle them quite well? you already take care of the rest of us! we’ll see. i really think you’re in with a good chance! oh wow, that’s a really big compliment for yeojin! that puts her in a category with like, rana sunbaenim and wow. she is a goddess. they let it fake snow? that’s so cute! oh, please, i really want to go now. i’ll even save up all my money to help you pay, just incase we don’t all debut.

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h-neymoons‌:

i guess i got bored after a while so i started writing? i think you’re being really mean? you know, maybe i’m gonna write a song about a bandmate sending hate to another now. and oh, please! english love affair was a classic, it had so many good lyrics in them and the bass line was perfect if i do say so myself. the girl i wrote that song about should feel fucking honoured. or what about chocolate, also a golden hit of ours, i wrote some lyrics for that here and there too and that was about drugs even. how can you say zayn wasn’t the hottest member, bro? have you ever looked at him? no homo, but if he asked, i’d totally fuck him, just for the experience. loyalty or not, harry’s hair looked like one of a homeless guy and so did his clothing.

i think i’m actually being quite fair? realistic. gotta keep you grounded somehow. the girl you wrote that song about probably doesn’t even know you wrote it about her, seeing as that was one of many english love affairs? i don’t even know who you wrote that song about. because i’ve seen harry styles? that’s how. zayn doesn’t even compare to those green eyes, mate. they’re both covered in some pretty shit tattoos though, and they’re all ageing kinda shitty. i hope we age a bit more gracefully than that. 

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h-neymoons‌:

this is soothing? it makes it seem like i got my life together compared to well… them. i don’t spend my time actually making memes on paint about hating one direction. i also, actually, was pretty offended they compared us to them so i blocked their ass, just so you know. i mean… you know what, i was going to say something but i don’t want you to go back into depression lane so i will keep quiet. a dinosaur tattoo? well.. eh, no, i haven’t really checked that guy’s body out? where is it? did you ask him why he has it?

that’s an odd way to look at it. i mean, aren’t most of them like, twelve year old girls? you would hope you have your life more together than what they do. last time i checked my mentions on twitter i saw a twelve year old girl tweeting me really sexual, disgusting things, so now i try really hard not to read anything on the internet anymore. is that really offensive, though? they’re cool dudes. pretty successful and all. you what? go on, say it you coward. listen, it’s on his ankle which is a totally not weird place to look. yeah, he said he got it matching with a friend while he was drunk, which makes perfect sense when you look at it.

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h-neymoons‌:

you married because it was forced on you— you’d have probably been killed if you said no? that’s totally different. oliver actually loves me and i know it’s true because he writes that on my lunch each day. i like to uh, you know, mention, we’re not actually related? she’s adopted, we don’t share the same dna.. blood? we don’t share the same blood. and how would you know that? you don’t have any siblings, do you? or do you mean taemin? he’s pretty unreliable i’d say, yeah. he’s a youtuber, he did a documentary about sociopaths before and it totally makes you look like one now.

indeed, and sometimes i do think i might’ve made the wrong choice with that. was a pretty big fucking waste of time. he writes that on your lunch every day? ugh, disgusting. honestly, i might throw up if you keep talking. you two make me sick? i don’t have any siblings that you know of. i really don’t count taemin. he’s the definition of unreliable. ah, minjae, you know youtubers are all full of shit? especially this shane dawson guy, by the sounds of it. i wouldn’t trust him. wouldn’t you trust me, your lovely friend who you’ve known for years?

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h-neymoons‌:

that’s what i meant to say— he was really tall for his age?! i couldn’t believe it either, that’s why i think he has had to redo his grade a couple of times. and i can’t judge if the game is lame, i’ve never played it before, what’s it about? i care about birthday cakes though and it would’ve been a great opportunity to eat one with you, like, the vegan cake we had at our wedding, wasn’t that the best, baby? ah— well, i just feel like spoiling you every now and then and birthday or not, i think you should be celebrated at least once a year, i can’t just wait ‘til 2020… is that when it’s february 29th again? and we both know i’m too impatient for that. that’s a lie though, i’ve seen you dance to cheer up before and tt too, and you also danced at our wedding?

it’s just one of those really boring survival games. kill everyone and be the last person alive, do some stupid dances. boring! that new spiderman game is way better. i haven’t had enough money to buy it yet, but i’ve watched a play through on youtube and i think that might be a christmas present i’d like quite a lot? oh, the cake at our wedding was delicious, even if i didn’t really eat much. that’s awfully nice of you, baby, but you really don’t have to worry much about my birthday. i’m not fussy at all? just spending the day at home with you and milo would be enough of a celebration for me. but that’s not like, following really proper, difficult choreography like you do... i only did those tt and shy shy shy moves? they’re not very hard? even milo could do that!

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h-neymoons‌:

yeah, maybe it was a bit before five? i worked half the night, walked bonnie home after and i was feeling restless when i got home, couldn’t fall asleep. i think it will help me a lot, actually, i’m gonna ask students who don’t like going to school instead because you’re really not helping me. wait— you’re embarrassed? you’re actually the first person ever who said they’re embarrassed about going to the gym. i’m still going to ask why though. are you afraid she won’t like it if you turn into the next oh sungmin? 

wow, i don’t think i could ever spend a day with your schedule. i’d be so exhausted, i’d have to skip school the next day just to sleep in. and we all know i don’t skip? i don’t mean to rain on your parade, but i really don’t think the principal is going to listen to your case. even if you get a lot of students on board? i don’t know! i’m never going to be as big as oh sungmin, that dude could pass as the hulk in the next avengers movie, no CGI needed. i really don’t know though. it’s just something i want to work on quietly, i guess.

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h-neymoons‌:

i’m not! i’m just saying i’m going to be one of the smart kids that will plan all my classes in the afternoon so i don’t have to skip any and can still sleep in, smart right? and i know, but if i manage to get this scholarship maybe… maybe it will give me some bonus points? it’d actually be cool if she was able to do that, but she’s no avenger, baby, really, the worst i’ve seen her do is not wash my clothes for a week. and she could try but i love you so it wouldn’t really help? plus, i told my parents about you and they said you seem like a really nice girl, so…

smart, hmm, if you say so baby. i think you’ll get the scholarship! you’re doing really well, i totally believe in you! you’re going to crush that college entrance exam. are you sure about her, kun? she looks like she could have some sort of secret lair somewhere in the house, where she spends her time plotting ways to get rid of me. try wriggle any loose books on the bookshelf, maybe one of them opens the secret entrance to her lair. are you sure about that? what if she introduces you to a really nice, pretty girl, with a more respectable career than me?

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h-neymoons‌:

right, okay— you do the shopping, but tell me when you go so i can give you a little list of things i want you to buy, okay? is that a good deal? i think it is, i’ll even cover your ass if you’d like. bring a picture of me next time, i’ll put a signature on it as well and ask for a discount on some instant ramen? right now we’re not debuted yet and not making any money, so some discount would actually be super nice. hmm— i guess that’s good news yes, i think so and no ayumi, we only befriend people that look like hot smoking daddies, not people that actually are mid fifties and real dads. you still gotta learn so much.

okay, i promise! that sounds like a good deal. oh--- if you give me money to buy what you need, okay? i don’t have a lot of money.. oh, but i feel so rude asking for a discount! maybe i’ll get all the girls to sign some pictures, then maybe if he collects all 8 for his daughter he’ll give me a really big discount. what’s wrong with befriending someone who’s middle aged? he can give me discounts at his store and, i don’t know, maybe he has some wise life advice he can pass down to me.

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h-neymoons‌:

please! i’m sure you’ll survive, you’re really talented and like, every group needs some foreign members, right? if there’s a japanese member in the group we’ll probably do better in japan as well. it’s all about strategies, i’m sure you’ll make it, yumi! yes, yes— the comments really were about you, i’d have to grab my laptop again, but i can totally show you? and uh… well, i think i’m broke already by buying us all tickets to disney, but maybe…? which ones would you like? i think i’d like the rose gold ones the most, they’re super girly, really cute and sparkly.

i don’t know... sometimes foreign members get a lot of hate? i don’t want to drag the rest of the group down if that’s the case... but thank you! i would bet money that you’re a definite to make it. probably to even be the leader? i’d vote for you, anyway. oh no, don’t show me! i don’t want to start reading comments, i know i’ll become addicted if i do. for me, personally, i think i’d really like some christmas themed ears! oh, to go to disney around christmas time would be so magical! it’s on my bucket list, maybe one day. i’d love it the most if we could all go as a group, after debut.