tbh, i’m getting rid of this blog. i’m no longer feeling the mood to write as eric anymore. i’ll keep it as an archive though. farewell
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tbh, i’m getting rid of this blog. i’m no longer feeling the mood to write as eric anymore. i’ll keep it as an archive though. farewell
The Beatles “let’s dig the beat” & “cha, cha, cha” George, John & Paul. Live at The Odd Spot, Liverpool, Thursday, 29th March 1962. © Photographer, Alan Swerdlow.
tks for the love songs n all it's no ed sheeran material but it's kinda cool i guess
you gotta show me, pattie! i can’t be outweighed by ed sheeran
perfect illusion by Lady Gaga is our song
you know what else is a good song for us? fade into you by mazzy star
that’s so sad eric play despacito
bisexuals are always tired that’s a fact
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Eric Clapton - I Shot The Sheriff (Live)
Feeling it.
Yes, the new radio is supercool George
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ TWILIGHT ZONE / SEASON ONE ( 01.31 – 01.36 ) always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“Occupation, being in love.”
“Not just in love, but madly, passionately, illogically, miserably, all-consumingly in love.”
“I couldn’t bear to see anybody. I’m a mess.”
“You’ve got to stop this, you’re acting like a baby.”
“Why don’t you take a flying jump at the moon?”
“Stop skulking around.”
“You certainly need something –– you look feverish.”
“I offer him practically anything, and all he wants is her.”
“You disappoint me.”
“I’m in love with her, but she’s not in love with me.”
“She’ll forgive you and love you just the same.”
“I don’t think you’re making any sense at all.”
“It’s why I’m such a lonely man.”
“If anybody gets hurt, it’ll be you.”
“If this works, I’ll be the happiest man in the world.”
“You are acting like a clod.”
“Let’s get this over with.”
“Thank you very much for the flowers and the champagne, now goodbye.”
“I don’t love you. I don’t even like you at the moment.”
“Perhaps I am being cruel.”
“Did I disturb you by asking if I was disturbing you?”
“I thought you’d like to hear how things turned out.”
“Is there such a thing as being loved too much?”
“Love can be as sticky as a vat of molasses.”
“His life is full of impossible things.”
“You got the crummy end of the stick.”
“I’m sad, I’m nothing.”
“Do you happen to have a light?”
“I’m just plain old deceased.”
“For the first time, I was successful at something.”
“I’m not the kind of guy you would notice.”
“Wanna blow this awhile?”
“How come you know who I am?”
“I’m not dead and neither are you.”
“I never won a beauty contest.”
“Somewhere along the line, I forgot all the good things.”
“Take what you get and live with it.”
“That’s an exceptional talent –– don’t waste it.”
“Life can be rich and full of beauty, if a person would only pause to look.”
“His tastes lean toward stuffed animals.”
“He’s accident-prone, and a little vague.”
“Without him, his warmth and kindness, the world would be a poorer place.”
“Your eccentricities are beyond understanding.”
“This is the sixth job I’ve lost this year.”
“It was the only job I ever held for more than six months.”
“Have you ever just had one of those days?”
“Here’s the way the cookie crumbles.”
“Go away and haunt somebody else.”
“Now what is it that you really want?”
“I lost my job today, and my car, and I was evicted.”
“He believes in a magic all his own.”
“May I show you something?”
“I’m not accustomed to such service.”
“Odds are she’ll find it, better odds are she’ll find something else.”
“It’s quite distinctive-looking, I think.”
“I don’t want to make a big thing about this.”
“You’ll forgive me, but that’s really none of your business.”
“Did you find what you were looking for?”
“Who do you think you’re fooling?”
“You’re acting like a silly child.”
“It makes you wonder how normal we are.”
“What you’re looking at is a ghost.”
“It houses nothing but memories.”
“That’s the enemy out there.”
“I feel like togetherness.”
“I didn’t have it in me to do that.”
“You really should be working, you know.”
“You’re nagging me.”
“I hope I’m not interrupting you.”
“I just want to come in and kiss you.”
“I think I may be suffering from hallucinations.”
“A man of your great and extraordinary taste couldn’t possibly be interested in such a drab, ugly little creature.”
“I understand that you’re trying to change the subject.”
“I feel so inadequate compared with you.”
“I’m gonna live all by myself in peace and harmony.”
“Do you think you’re frightening me?”
“Why not just leave well enough alone?”
perfect illusion by Lady Gaga is our song
you know what else is a good song for us? fade into you by mazzy star
Do you like reading about name origins? Apparently CRAPton dates back to an ancient Greek civilization. It means tons of crap in English
Name origins? I don’t even know who my father was, so what the fuck is wrong with you?
eric:
Good because I don’t wanna remember what my mum did to me when I was wee.
Ok then. I don’t feel love like I used to
Well you can’t throw that shit on me, Eric.
You promised you’d treat me better than he did.
I doubt you ever even intended to
Alright, Pattie
I did and guess what happened? We're even more of a mess now
Do you like reading about name origins? Apparently CRAPton dates back to an ancient Greek civilization. It means tons of crap in English
Name origins? I don’t even know who my father was, so what the fuck is wrong with you?
eric:
You sure you want to begin the competition for who has the worse daddy issues or worse, mommy issues? Also, I had no idea that she got the number in the first place. I don’t fucking know her and that child of here is not mine. Anyway, it is part of the problem that’s going on with us.
No no no I don’t
I think we should separate
Good because I don't wanna remember what my mum did to me when I was wee.
Ok then. I don't feel love like I used to
Eric Clapton
Do you like reading about name origins? Apparently CRAPton dates back to an ancient Greek civilization. It means tons of crap in English
Name origins? I don’t even know who my father was, so what the fuck is wrong with you?
So glad you asked. Many things are wrong with me right now. But before we turn this into a competition to see who has the worst daddy issues, since you want to discuss fatherhood, why don’t we start with the fact that you’re having a child with another woman? Because that’s a huge part of what is fucking wrong with me right now, since, besides already having to deal with *this*, your pregnant whore has made a habit of calling me on the phone to taunt me about this situation. I’d say that’s part of the problem, wouldn’t you agree, Eric, sweetie? Why the FUCK would you tell her that I couldn’t have a child?
You sure you want to begin the competition for who has the worse daddy issues or worse, mommy issues? Also, I had no idea that she got the number in the first place. I don't fucking know her and that child of here is not mine. Anyway, it is part of the problem that's going on with us.
Hey baby can you please give my lawyer your autograph right here at the bottom of those divorce papers he's such a fan
divorce papers? well, i didn’t think it was gonna be this soon but ok. just gimme the pen and it’ll be over with. it’s about time we’re over
Well if it’s too soon we can reschedule how about later today, about three o'clock?
fine then, three o'clock
Do you like reading about name origins? Apparently CRAPton dates back to an ancient Greek civilization. It means tons of crap in English
Name origins? I don't even know who my father was, so what the fuck is wrong with you?