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a cat piloting a vessel that vaguely resembles a human 🫝 20 ⚢ she/they

[its-caky]

yeah

[maliciousmixer]

Just imagine killing a child and then having to read a bedtime story to your daughter

she would eventually find out

[e-mailsoup]

Forcing myself to not keep up to date with kpop groups for a while now (only listening to music or watching edits that appear on my fyp) because it was making me miserable, but I still have those moments where I'm doing Whatever and still wonder how some of them are doing.. I will be eating breakfast and wondering how James Chao from Cortis is doing or taking a break from studying and getting this sudden yet strong urge to search up Nakamura Kazuha from Lesserafim

[hypeboy2006]

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[thoughtsickles]

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I hate not living near a large body of water. Whenever I stand near a large body of water something deep inside me calms down for a while but I don’t live near enough to one to get that fix every two or three days so I’ve gotta make my maybe once a year trip to a river or ocean stretch out unnaturally long

[e-mailsoup]

My grandma is watching frozen 2(?), which I've never bothered to watch before and I'm mostly just listening to it rn, and it's So Loud

[goodchild]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[renaldmarlene]

i forgot to post on this website any . look at this

technically made for an au swap thing which is totally not super easy to tell who noelle swaps with here

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[artdeqiu]

how nice ppl look before you talk to them or something idk

[galaxywarp]

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[koiagain]

What if we had this weird fucked up BDSM concept Where im me and people are Nice to me