Be Very Quiet

We're hunting Stevens. (PATREON: www.patreon.com/e350)

[e350tb]

Here's my new commission sheet! DM me if you're interested

[most-sane-classicist]

wait is the spongebob movie a fucking odyssey adaptation actually now that i think about it

[e350tb]

nah cause if it was, the Cyclops would’ve eaten Patrick

…I’d watch that cut though

[elexuscal]

you might think the worst type of adaptation that can happen to a fandom is a bad one. but in truth, i find that's rarely the case. usually the world at large doesn't pay attention, the fandom unites around the piece's badness, and otherwise continues along as usual. hell, if the adaptation is so-bad-it's-good then it really can evolve into quite a nice treat, once the sting has worn off.

no, what you actually gotta look out for is the mediocre adaptations. the pretty but soulless adaptations. the technically-competent-but-misses-the-point adaptations. because there will be enough folks who think that the new Adaptation is Good, Actually, and no matter how politely you word your disagreement, they will resent you for saying as much.

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[e350tb]

Let it not be said that Lindsay Graham couldn’t win races. After all, he just beat McConnell.

[e350tb]

The whole 'Canada's national sport is shooting POWs' thing is a dogwhistle and a deliberate distraction from Nazi war crimes but I don't think the internet is ready for that conversation

[rockthrowingbutch]

[e350tb]

me watching my miis get divorced

[hbmmaster]

youtube commenters will say things like "just because because a character changed gender doesn't make them trans"

[e350tb]

jesus christ you guys watched an egg shatter before your very eyes and you're trying to argue it's actually a golf ball

[e350tb]

'larp' is just a new word for gatekeeping, isn't it?

[robin-jay-404]

can we see bean Dipper and bean Wendy hanging out?

Yes :3

They’re throwing pinecones at the totem poles again :3

[unspeakablearchives]

(Source: Sen the donkey)

[e350tb]

[stealingpotatoes]

alternative eras of lady normalgirl and her eunuch, part 2!

[e350tb]

I'm stuck between the rock of the Late Stuart period was actually really interesting and the hard place of thinking the Marlboroughs can compete with pirates on Tumblr.

[berdymane]

[e350tb]

6/6/2026.

[palezma]

I keep the headcanon that this car was built by Pearl

I mean, it just looks costumized for Rose. And Pearl would.

[e350tb]

she stole it one piece at a time from the Cadillac factory