💥 ROCKET! 🐟

💥 IT'S SHOWTIME! 🐟 Rocket fictionkin & Sword selfshipper He/him/it/its

[eager-rocketeer]

"IT’S SHOWTIME!"

SUP! I’m Rocket! >:J

My pronouns are he/him and it/its!! Masc terms only please!

BYI!!

OP’s main blog is @echoednull

OP is a fictionkin.

OP is bodily a minor

OP’s source is from PHIGHTING!

OP is uncomfortable with doubles.

OP is a nonsharing Sword selfshipper and loves Swocket!

OP has NPD, and projects that onto Rocket.

NO DNI OTHER THAN DOUBLES. If I don’t like you, you’re just blocked. Also playgrounders dni /j

TAGS!

💥🐟 - signoff

💥 eager rocketeer 🐟 - post

💥 multi-missiles 🐟 - reblog

💥 liftoff 🐟 - ask

💥 exponential airstrike 🐟 - venting/ranting

💥 it’s showtime! 🐟 - my art

[stopnshop]

[ Zukas just.. Sat outside eating a sandwich on his lunch break... Looks good. ]

[pigeonsfx2763]

Steals your fucking sandwich

[eager-rocketeer]

[runs after you and blows you up]

[eager-rocketeer]

pokes….:(

- @sword1437

[licks]

[tyrant-w4rden]

*plops a rocket bean (@eager-rocketeer) in your lap.*

“…what the phuck is this.”

[eager-rocketeer]

[BITE]

[tyrant-w4rden]

“OW PHUCK GET IT OFF ME!!!”

*Yeets the bean off into the wall*

[eager-rocketeer]

[splat]

squeak >:c

[tyrant-w4rden]

“…Who’s angry ball of lint is this?!”

[eager-rocketeer]

[bites the carpet]

[tyrant-w4rden]

“…what am I supposed to do with this??”

[eager-rocketeer]

squeak! squeak squeak! >:c

[tyrant-w4rden]

*plops a rocket bean (@eager-rocketeer) in your lap.*

“…what the phuck is this.”

[eager-rocketeer]

[BITE]

[tyrant-w4rden]

“OW PHUCK GET IT OFF ME!!!”

*Yeets the bean off into the wall*

[eager-rocketeer]

[splat]

squeak >:c

[tyrant-w4rden]

“…Who’s angry ball of lint is this?!”

[eager-rocketeer]

[bites the carpet]

[tyrant-w4rden]

*plops a rocket bean (@eager-rocketeer) in your lap.*

“…what the phuck is this.”

[eager-rocketeer]

[BITE]

[tyrant-w4rden]

“OW PHUCK GET IT OFF ME!!!”

*Yeets the bean off into the wall*

[eager-rocketeer]

[splat]

squeak >:c

[tyrant-w4rden]

*plops a rocket bean (@eager-rocketeer) in your lap.*

“…what the phuck is this.”

[eager-rocketeer]

[BITE]

[stopnshop]

i think your son might be stupid

He can be smart when he needs to be.

But I love him all the same.

[eager-rocketeer]

IM NOT STUPID! AND IF I WAS, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO! MY BRAIN NEEDS A BREAK AFTER HANGING OUT WITH SWORD 24/7, OKAY!?

[stopnshop]

Thats no way to talk about your boyfriend.

I thought I raised you better than that.

[eager-rocketeer]

you called him stupid the first time we met him!

[stopnshop]

Hes got a good heart and kind soul.

I admit Sword isnt the brightest kid out there but at least his brave and well trained. That counts for more in my eyes.

.... Though maybe a little bit of schooling wouldn't hurt.

[eager-rocketeer]

you said he was "so fucking dumb"! dont lie to me right now, i remember!

[stopnshop]

??? You said that not me?

[eager-rocketeer]

the first time he was over, you said he was dumb!

[stopnshop]

Well yes, but not in a negative way. I was more.. Surprised if anything.

[eager-rocketeer]

yeah, well i never said hes dumb! i… implied it more than anything!

[stopnshop]

You sure about that?

You used to tell me all the time when you two first met about how annoying and persistent he was. You used to tell me that sword was stupid and that you hated him.

[eager-rocketeer]

oh yeah i did do that…

[stopnshop]

A father never forgets.

Hmhm, its funny to see how you both changed.

[eager-rocketeer]

well, Sword didnt change much…

[stopnshop]

i think your son might be stupid

He can be smart when he needs to be.

But I love him all the same.

[eager-rocketeer]

IM NOT STUPID! AND IF I WAS, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO! MY BRAIN NEEDS A BREAK AFTER HANGING OUT WITH SWORD 24/7, OKAY!?

[stopnshop]

Thats no way to talk about your boyfriend.

I thought I raised you better than that.

[eager-rocketeer]

you called him stupid the first time we met him!

[stopnshop]

Hes got a good heart and kind soul.

I admit Sword isnt the brightest kid out there but at least his brave and well trained. That counts for more in my eyes.

.... Though maybe a little bit of schooling wouldn't hurt.

[eager-rocketeer]

you said he was "so fucking dumb"! dont lie to me right now, i remember!

[stopnshop]

??? You said that not me?

[eager-rocketeer]

the first time he was over, you said he was dumb!

[stopnshop]

Well yes, but not in a negative way. I was more.. Surprised if anything.

[eager-rocketeer]

yeah, well i never said hes dumb! i… implied it more than anything!

[stopnshop]

You sure about that?

You used to tell me all the time when you two first met about how annoying and persistent he was. You used to tell me that sword was stupid and that you hated him.

[eager-rocketeer]

oh yeah i did do that…

[stopnshop]

i think your son might be stupid

He can be smart when he needs to be.

But I love him all the same.

[eager-rocketeer]

IM NOT STUPID! AND IF I WAS, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO! MY BRAIN NEEDS A BREAK AFTER HANGING OUT WITH SWORD 24/7, OKAY!?

[stopnshop]

Thats no way to talk about your boyfriend.

I thought I raised you better than that.

[eager-rocketeer]

you called him stupid the first time we met him!

[stopnshop]

Hes got a good heart and kind soul.

I admit Sword isnt the brightest kid out there but at least his brave and well trained. That counts for more in my eyes.

.... Though maybe a little bit of schooling wouldn't hurt.

[eager-rocketeer]

you said he was "so fucking dumb"! dont lie to me right now, i remember!

[stopnshop]

??? You said that not me?

[eager-rocketeer]

the first time he was over, you said he was dumb!

[stopnshop]

Well yes, but not in a negative way. I was more.. Surprised if anything.

[eager-rocketeer]

yeah, well i never said hes dumb! i… implied it more than anything!

[stopnshop]

Rockets finally calmed down and seemingly behaving...

Maybe I can relax for once.

[eager-rocketeer]

[eats soap]

[stopnshop]

.... Never a dull moment.

[eager-rocketeer]

mmmffpphhg 🥱🤤🤤

[stopnshop]

You're going to throw up.

[eager-rocketeer]

🫧no 🫧im n🫧🫧🫧ot i🫧🫧 do this 🫧 everyday🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧

[stopnshop]

You eat soap... Every day?

[eager-rocketeer]

… yuh

[stopnshop]

Um.

Please dont do that.

[eager-rocketeer]

b. but ☹️

[stopnshop]

Its bad for you and will poison you.

[eager-rocketeer]

[stopnshop]

Rocket. No.

Bad.

[eager-rocketeer]

uee… 😢 euu euu ueeee ueuuueeeue 😢☹️☹️

[stopnshop]

Oh come on now dont cry.

why do you even eat soap anyways??

[eager-rocketeer]

its fun…?

[stopnshop]

How??

[eager-rocketeer]

i can make bubbles out my mouth…

[stopnshop]

...

Rocket if you want a bubble blower I can just get you one.

[eager-rocketeer]

no! im a grown inphernal, everyones gonna make fun of me! ☹️

[stopnshop]

Hm.

Would you prefer it to be a gear add on instead?

[eager-rocketeer]

… ill take the bubble blower…

[stopnshop]

i think your son might be stupid

He can be smart when he needs to be.

But I love him all the same.

[eager-rocketeer]

IM NOT STUPID! AND IF I WAS, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO! MY BRAIN NEEDS A BREAK AFTER HANGING OUT WITH SWORD 24/7, OKAY!?

[stopnshop]

Thats no way to talk about your boyfriend.

I thought I raised you better than that.

[eager-rocketeer]

you called him stupid the first time we met him!

[stopnshop]

Hes got a good heart and kind soul.

I admit Sword isnt the brightest kid out there but at least his brave and well trained. That counts for more in my eyes.

.... Though maybe a little bit of schooling wouldn't hurt.

[eager-rocketeer]

you said he was "so fucking dumb"! dont lie to me right now, i remember!

[stopnshop]

??? You said that not me?

[eager-rocketeer]

the first time he was over, you said he was dumb!

[stopnshop]

Rockets finally calmed down and seemingly behaving...

Maybe I can relax for once.

[eager-rocketeer]

[eats soap]

[stopnshop]

.... Never a dull moment.

[eager-rocketeer]

mmmffpphhg 🥱🤤🤤

[stopnshop]

You're going to throw up.

[eager-rocketeer]

🫧no 🫧im n🫧🫧🫧ot i🫧🫧 do this 🫧 everyday🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧

[stopnshop]

You eat soap... Every day?

[eager-rocketeer]

… yuh

[stopnshop]

Um.

Please dont do that.

[eager-rocketeer]

b. but ☹️

[stopnshop]

Its bad for you and will poison you.

[eager-rocketeer]

[stopnshop]

Rocket. No.

Bad.

[eager-rocketeer]

uee… 😢 euu euu ueeee ueuuueeeue 😢☹️☹️

[stopnshop]

Oh come on now dont cry.

why do you even eat soap anyways??

[eager-rocketeer]

its fun…?

[stopnshop]

How??

[eager-rocketeer]

i can make bubbles out my mouth…

[stopnshop]

...

Rocket if you want a bubble blower I can just get you one.

[eager-rocketeer]

no! im a grown inphernal, everyones gonna make fun of me! ☹️

[stopnshop]

i think your son might be stupid

He can be smart when he needs to be.

But I love him all the same.

[eager-rocketeer]

IM NOT STUPID! AND IF I WAS, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO! MY BRAIN NEEDS A BREAK AFTER HANGING OUT WITH SWORD 24/7, OKAY!?

[stopnshop]

Thats no way to talk about your boyfriend.

I thought I raised you better than that.

[eager-rocketeer]

you called him stupid the first time we met him!

[stopnshop]

Hes got a good heart and kind soul.

I admit Sword isnt the brightest kid out there but at least his brave and well trained. That counts for more in my eyes.

.... Though maybe a little bit of schooling wouldn't hurt.

[eager-rocketeer]

you said he was "so fucking dumb"! dont lie to me right now, i remember!

[stopnshop]

Rockets finally calmed down and seemingly behaving...

Maybe I can relax for once.

[eager-rocketeer]

[eats soap]

[stopnshop]

.... Never a dull moment.

[eager-rocketeer]

mmmffpphhg 🥱🤤🤤

[stopnshop]

You're going to throw up.

[eager-rocketeer]

🫧no 🫧im n🫧🫧🫧ot i🫧🫧 do this 🫧 everyday🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧

[stopnshop]

You eat soap... Every day?

[eager-rocketeer]

… yuh

[stopnshop]

Um.

Please dont do that.

[eager-rocketeer]

b. but ☹️

[stopnshop]

Its bad for you and will poison you.

[eager-rocketeer]

[stopnshop]

Rocket. No.

Bad.

[eager-rocketeer]

uee… 😢 euu euu ueeee ueuuueeeue 😢☹️☹️

[stopnshop]

Oh come on now dont cry.

why do you even eat soap anyways??

[eager-rocketeer]

its fun…?

[stopnshop]

How??

[eager-rocketeer]

i can make bubbles out my mouth…

[stopnshop]

i think your son might be stupid

He can be smart when he needs to be.

But I love him all the same.

[eager-rocketeer]

IM NOT STUPID! AND IF I WAS, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO! MY BRAIN NEEDS A BREAK AFTER HANGING OUT WITH SWORD 24/7, OKAY!?

[stopnshop]

Thats no way to talk about your boyfriend.

I thought I raised you better than that.

[eager-rocketeer]

you called him stupid the first time we met him!

[stopnshop]

i think your son might be stupid

He can be smart when he needs to be.

But I love him all the same.

[eager-rocketeer]

IM NOT STUPID! AND IF I WAS, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO! MY BRAIN NEEDS A BREAK AFTER HANGING OUT WITH SWORD 24/7, OKAY!?