see if he starts shooting.

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xaedificare.

   “It is you! It’s been ages, Eames.”

            Ariadne was so pleased.

         “You look even better than I remember, darling.           Aging like fine wine, I see.”

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penrosexsteps.

“Believe it or not, it’s quite the turn-off regarding workplace socializing.”

         “Some might disagree.”

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penrosexsteps.

"Hardly. That would be terribly hypocritical of me. I’m only ever a gentleman long enough to get hired."

         “You say that as if it’s a bad thing.”

[eamcs-blog]

"Manners maketh man."

kingsman: the secret service sentence starters

         “You don’t mean to imply that I am ill-mannered, do you, Arthur?”

[venividivicii-blog]

House of Cards sentence starters

Change pronouns / descriptors as necessary!

"I have no patience for useless things."

"We’re in the same boat now. Take care not to tip it over. I can only save one of us from drowning."

"We’re in a very gray area. Ethically. Legally. Which I’m okay with."

"What a martyr craves more than anything is a sword to fall on."

"Nobody can hear you. Nobody cares about you. Nothing will come of this."

"I know all about hate. It starts in your gut, deep down here, where it stirs and churns. And then it rises."

"You haven’t earned the right to be treated as an adult."

"So you think when a woman asks to be treated with respect, that’s arrogance?"

"You don’t want to work anywhere you’re not willing to get fired from."

"Treading water is the same as drowning, for people like you and me."

"Love of family: most politicians are permanently chained to that slogan, family values. But when you cozy up to hookers and I find out, I will make that hypocrisy hurt."

"He believes that if a fridge falls off a minivan, you better swerve out of its way. I believe it’s the fridge’s job to swerve out of mine."

"Just making an observation."

"Are you letting pride cloud your judgment?"

"I’m the only person who believes in you, but maybe that’s one too many."

"Maybe they were right. Maybe you are worthless."

"I promise you’ll never be bored."

"He was the only one who understood me. He didn’t put me on some pedestal."

"The most you’ll ever make of yourself is blowing men like me."

"I can smell the cock on your breath from here."

"He’d never go for you. You’re too intimidating."

"I’ve been doing this a long time. I know when I’ve scraped all the shit off the shoe."

"Do you get off on this or something?"

"There’s no better way to overpower a trickle of doubt than with a flood of naked truth."

"I have to put fear in other people."

"I have to be ruthless, because failure is not an option."

"I’m not going to lie. I despise children. There. I’ve said it."

"Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power."

"If I didn’t think you were such a liability to yourself, I might even like you."

"I have zero tolerance for betrayal, which they will soon indelibly learn."

"When did that happen?"

"You don’t understand. I’m not afraid of you anymore."

"I’ve known everything from the beginning."

"I’m not here to punish you or to tell you to stop. I just thought I should open those big bright eyes."

"I wanted to be significant."

"I envy your free spirit, and I’m attracted to it, but not all of us have that luxury."

"You had a choice. You chose not to be free."

"Success is a mixture of preparation and luck."

"Decisions based on emotion aren’t decisions, at all. They’re instincts. Which can be of value."

"He doesn’t measure his wealth in private jets, but purchased souls."

"Of all the things I hold in high regards, rules are not one of them."

"You have a reputation for pragmatism."

"You can’t purchase loyalty. Not the sort I have in mind. If you want to earn my loyalty, then you have to offer yours in return."

"Now, the humane way to do it is to make it quick."

"I took a chance, showed up at your house and placed myself at your feet."

"I have been fearless. But, you know what? I’m really fucking scared this time."

"Grief demands an answer, but sometimes there isn’t one."

"If we never did anything we shouldn’t do, we’d never feel good about doing the things we should."

"It’s personal for me now. I don’t have a choice, but you still do."

"Stick a knife in its heart and put an apple in its mouth, I won’t shed a tear."

"There is no sacred ground for the conquered."

"You may have all the money, but I have all the men with guns."

"You’re nothing. You’re a parasite."

"I’m not who you want to be your poster girl."

"I’ve never thought higher of her than I do at this moment."

"Do you think I’m a hypocrite? Well, you should. I wouldn’t disagree with you."

"I ain’t one for lookin’ back. Eyes ahead."

"From the lion’s den to a pack of wolves. When you’re fresh meat, kill and throw them something fresher."

"I don’t know whether to be proud or terrified. Perhaps both."

"Seduce him, give him your heart. Cut it out and put it in his fucking hands."

"I’ve done what I have to do. Now you do what you have to do."

"I said I would take the fall for you. And now I give you the means to make that happen."

"Power is better than money, for as long as it lasts. But it never lasts."

"What is wrong with you?! Why can’t you just leave me be?!"

"All you have ever done is fuck up my life!"

"Such a waste of talent."

"Discuss is probably the wrong word. They talk while I sit quietly and imagine their lightly salted faces frying in a skillet."

"Money is the McMansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after ten years, power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I cannot respect someone who does not see the difference."

"Moments like this require someone who will act. To do the unpleasant thing. The necessary thing."

"There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong. Or useless pain. The sort of pain that’s only suffering."

"Let’s make him suffer."

[eamcs-blog]

Kingsman: The Secret Service : Sentence Starters

"Manners maketh man."

"Then let me teach you a lesson."

"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic."

"Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam."

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man."

"True nobility is being superior to your former self."

"Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world."

"If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole."

"I will be right back."

"The suit is the modern gentleman's armour."

"I've had a rather emotional day."

"I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace."

"Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?"

"You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world."

"Looks like a lot of people are going to die."

"Does it look like I give a fuck?"

"Son of a bitch!"

"Do you like spy movies?"

"Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day."

"If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform."

"When I was a kid, that was my dream job: gentleman spy."

"Ah yes. Very, very nice."

"Now do your very best impersonation of a German aristocrat's formal greeting."

"Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way."

"That is sick."

"What does this do? Electrocute you?"

"Don't be ridiculous. It's a hand grenade."

"This whisky is amazing, you will shit."

"If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!"

"I see someone who doesn't know what the fuck to do with his life."

"Now, my point is that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path that you needn't stay on."

"Well, that was surprising."

"You know I've got nothing to lose."

"Of sorts. Interested?"

"You blew your opportunity just for a fuckin' dog!"

"You shot your dog and had it stuffed?"

"Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam."

"Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure."

"I'll have the Big Mac."

"Good choice, but nothing beats two cheeseburgers and special sauce."

"It ain't that kind of a movie."

"You didn't - stop - shit!"

"Thank you for the 'happy' meal."

"Choose your puppy."

"How deep does this fuckin' thing go?"

"Wherever you go, your dog goes."

"What? They're gun dogs."

"It's a bulldog, ain't it?"

"It'll get bigger, don't it?"

"Shit."

"The man who got you released."

"I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one."

"You need to solve problems under pressure."

"Mass genocide?"

"Felt sorry for the boy, did you?"

"He will find this humiliating."

"I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny."

"If you have a problem with me, you come and you whisper it in my ear."

[eamcs-blog]

❝ references are … something of a SPECIALITY for me. ❞

[eamcs-blog]

i really need to make a better promo for eames but i am. terrible at it. let’s see what i can come up with before bed.

[flamingnatsu-metalicerza]

Put a "◊" in my ask for a sticky note left on your fridge in the morning by my muse.

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krovavyyvdova.

    ❛ well, there it was.        what would you like then? ❜

         “You look to me,” he says, taking the seat to her right. “Like a woman with           excellent taste. I’ll have whatever you are having, darling.”

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krovavyyvdova.

     ❛ are  you  just  going  to  stand  there,         or will you sit down and have a drink? ❜

         “----I wasn’t expecting an invitation.”

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xaedificare.

      She turned her head to look.

     “—- Eames?”

          Eames had not been expecting himself to be right.

         “Ariadne.” 

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❝ references are … something of a SPECIALITY for me. ❞

[ask-meme-addicts]

weird / funny sentence meme

‘ these sonic the hedgehog commemorative plates don’t clean themselves, and since i don’t believe in dishwashers they don’t get cleaned other ways either. ‘ ‘ personally? i think the old lady who dropped the priceless diamond into the ocean at the end of titanic should have given it to me instead. ‘ ’ i don’t have time for these questions, and i don’t have time for answers either. ‘ ’ the nature of man is best described as ‘a thing i don’t care about’. ‘ ’ hell, if i had a chip on my shoulder i’d be pretty happy. its a free chip to eat. ‘ ’ my class to learn how to tell time starts at one thousand and thirty. ‘ ’ this kills me every time, but who can resist jumping in a good spike pit? ‘ ’ its adam and eve, not woody and buzz, if you want a real toy story read the bible. ‘ ’ chainsaw hacky sack is all fun and games until someone loses a ponytail ‘ ’ hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead. ‘ ’ the next person who tries to hit my brain out of my skull with a piece of metal will get a big surprise, i function perfectly fine without it. ‘ ’ actually i can see both the forest AND the trees. even your average idiot can see forests and trees, all you need is a working pair of eyes. ‘ ’ yeah, as soon as that caterpillar went into the cocoon, i knew there was going to be a butterfly coming out of it, not much of a surprise. ‘ ’ i’m not good at making friends, but i am good at sitting silently alone. so in a way it works out. ‘ ’ why do birds suddenly appear every time i crash a tractor into a silo full of bird seed? ‘ ’ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news. ‘ ’ everywhere you look, there’s a heart. stop screaming, i killed a lot of people to get all these hearts. ‘ ‘ have yet to receive any accolades, will wait patiently. ‘ ‘ i survived everything the world threw at me. except the knives, saw blades and acid. ‘ ‘ we let the bodies hit the floor, then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs… you name it, bodies will be hitting it! ‘ ‘ no, i didn’t drop all this on the floor. i dramatically knocked it out of my own hands because i have something to prove. ‘ ’ $19 for 100 glow in the dark pebbles? i don’t know man, this could be the deal that changes the game for me. ‘ ’ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead. ‘

[eamcs-blog]

❝ references are ... something of a SPECIALITY for me. ❞

[eamcs-blog]

xtelekinetic.

     Cy has always been easily won over with compliments. 

     “Not bad yourself, dude.”

         “Ah ---- excellent taste, as well.”

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noneedforviolence.

"Care to explain the reason?"

         “All of that,” he says, gesturing at the chips at the table. “Will become all           his.” Tilts his head at a man a few seats down. “Good enough reason as           any if you ask me, duck.”