j’ai dû faire un mauvais rêve

formerly riyo-chuchi

[earlgreytea-for-me]

riyo-chuchi -> earlgreytea-for-me

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

[thetomska]

haha pretty cool song shame it doesn’t have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

There has NEVER been a more appropriate time to post this tweet

[earlgreytea-for-me]

Monday morning looks like: wake up knowing I have to catch up on some work. Log in at 8 and see that I have a meeting at 8:30 where I will likely need to provide an update on a project I haven’t started yet. Spend 30 minutes putting something update-able together. Get in the meeting and the project is temporarily put on hold, but it looks like I have something to show for it so crisis averted.

[taylornprice]

little potted plants. micron and marker in my sketchbook

[crazy-brazilian]

[earlgreytea-for-me]

Listening to a song that features an artist you don’t like is like enjoying a movie but waiting for a jump scare that you know is coming

[fjordfolk]

someone go get this animal and find out what sound it makes

[corvid-language-library]

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

[corvid-language-library]

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[adhdedrn]

#funny and also like. the kind of thought provoking weapon that would be in a sword and sorcery fantasy #bcs assembling the sword takes time #you have to fill the mold with water. and wait for it to freeze. #this is not a weapon meant for rash anger #you must put thought into how you'll use it #BUT ALSO #once it's out of the freezer it has to be used quickly or it will melt #there's no room for dilly-dallying or uncertainty #with this weapon you must take the time to think #but there is a moment where the time for thinking has passed #you cannot second guess yourself #you must take the time to make the decision. but when the moment comes you must act decisively. #no haste. make absolutely sure of what you want to destroy. then destroy it with conviction. #i'm sorry op i'm way too excited about what i'm sure was a joke post (via @misscrazyfangirl321)

[earlgreytea-for-me]

Someone tell me why I had a dream about the legendary Sumerian Gilgamesh

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[earlgreytea-for-me]

I’ve been more diligent about fitness this year in general (knee injury notwithstanding), but I gotta say, I didn’t expect having a gym buddy to be such a game changer for consistency.

[earlgreytea-for-me]

Every Tuesday morning is a struggle to get up and go to the office but every Tuesday night is so delicious knowing I get to work from home the next day

[lamignonette]

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[augustdementhe]

I just need a good pot, a good wok, TWO paring knives, TWO steak knives, and one Santoku style choppitychoppity.

That’s IT.

I ask for SO LITTLE.

[rionsanura]

Very helpfully, there is someone keeping track of which high-quality kitchenware has been enshittified and which hasn’t.

https://ledger.worseonpurpose.com/

[augustdementhe]

Oh HELL yes.

[cinturongazo]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]