[funnytwittertweets]

[midnightinthemagicmicagarden]

Pleasant Blue

Watercolor On Black Paper

2021, 22"x 30"

Blue Flax, Linum

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[valtsv]

[rohirric-hunter]

“You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example” go off

[greenishness]

i'm thinking about charlotte brontë spending her last years editing and publishing her sisters' writings and about christopher tolkien dedicating his life to the protection and meticulous reconstruction his father's life's work and about johanna van gogh publishing the letters between vincent and theo that would propel vincent van gogh into fame because she knew how much her husband had loved his brother, and about how so often art isn't just a reflection of the artist's mind and skills but a testament to the fact that they were loved

[firefox-official]

anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip

[denisvilleneuve]

Feet don’t fail me now…

[elephant-in-the-room237]

Tom à la ferme

2013

[hirxeth]

Only lovers left alive (2013) dir. Jim Jarmusch

[cillsdicaprs]

Visit Original Link

Dreams by Fleetwood Mac playing from another room.

[atypicalbrat]

serotonin

[geographicwild]

[butchexboyfriend-deactivated202]

me scrolling down an infinite post of "women in suits appreciation 😍"

[neurotypical-karen]

The tone difference in foraging guides between native plants and invasive plants is literally so funny to read

[triplestaff]

Terry imma need examples

[neurotypical-karen]

Foraging guide entry on native plants: Make sure you only take a small amount from a well-established patch. Leave some for the wildlife, and yourself next year! Please get involved in land restoration programs to protect this plant for the future :)

Foraging guide entry for Japanese Knotweed: RIP RIP TEAR KILL REND DESTROY EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT  E V I S C E R A T E EAT EAT EAT EAT

[the-awkward-turt]

It’s similar for wildlife.

Brochure about native fish: Remember to only fish for approved species at the appropriate time of year and only with a license and correct fishing gear. These rules exist to make sure we don’t damage local fish populations and these amazing animals can be around for future generations!

Brochure about invasive lionfish: You can kill them with a SPEAR, you can kill them with a HOOK, you can kill them with your BARE HANDS (but watch out for the spines)…did we mention the flesh of this spicy devil fish is DELICIOUS?? Do your part for the environment and CONSUME THE PROBLEMSRIC LION OF THE SEA.

[myfairynuffstuff]

Adolf von Becker (1831 - 1909) - The Cat on the Pillow. Oil on canvas.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[vergak]

[lettherebedragons]

This is a very specific vague.

[intellectualhedonist]

AHEM speaking as a grad student from the University of Wisconsin, NONE OF THE PEOPLE THERE BELIEVE IT EITHER, PLEASE DO NOT BLAME BARRY FUCKING POWELL ON US.

[intellectualhedonist]

also he isn’t even at the uw anymore, he retired early to write really bad poetry and live in a yurt, and I swear to god I wish I were making this up

[alkatyn]

I love discovering very specific drama

[v-lagopus]

This is brilliant…!