Rea-lity

Indie OC roleplay blog, sideblog to abyssroyal, written by Orin.

[earnedchaos]

Rea and Reus have both passed out on the floor next to each other. Apparently, staying up for three days and nights straight for the purposes of killing Christmas have taken their toll. They almost look peaceful, for once in their contrarian lives. The battle with Jolakotturrin and Belsnickel was long and annoying, and it really didn’t accomplish anything that either of them had set out to do in the first place; Santa and Krampus were no-shows. Their strange team-up will likely come to an end as soon as they wake up. Maybe they’ll even un-set some of their death traps now that Christmas is past.

[breakingreality]

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*( Then I’m clearly not trying hard enough. I should be fucking up everyone’s day. )

“…”

Eli stood still for a few seconds. They both shared a common background, kind of. She was once Esperanza’s… toy. Rea is the current favorite. Maybe she could… take this as an opportunity to learn more about them— and maybe make them gain individuality and split apart from Santa Hoe. 

“D’ya want some chocolate, Rea? I have can getcha some.”

[earnedchaos]

*( ... )

Well that was an unexpected change of subject. They’re silent as well, mostly confused, trying to figure out if it’s some kind of trick. Eli doesn’t like them, right? Rea shrugs their shoulders nonchalantly after another moment, though, overall not really caring if they’re about to be fooled or not. Chocolate is pretty good, they’re not about to pass it up for no reason.

*( Sure, I could go for some if you’re offering. )

[breakingreality]

“You’re not fucking up my day, Rea. Your owner would, however.”

[earnedchaos]

*( Then I’m clearly not trying hard enough. I should be fucking up everyone’s day. )

[earnedchaos]

*( Christmas has been judged. The sins of this corrupt saint will be rectified. )

For once, Rea and Reus seem to have similar ideas, Reus having set himself up by his fireplace with swords drawn. Although it’s early, he doesn’t plan to take his gaze away from any possible entry point for whatever Christmas entity may attempt to enter his temporary abode uninvited. Perhaps it’s paranoia, but he’s in good company in his attempt to enact vengeful judgement upon Christmas.

[earnedchaos]

*( Ahahaha~, those fuckers aren’t gonna know what hit them, this year! )

Rea laughs maniacally as they set down yet another bear trap, dripping with unknown fluid that definitely doesn’t look healthy. In fact, the entire area around them is loaded with traps of all different types, making it impossible to navigate without getting mortally hurt. Rea doesn’t even seem fazed by their own traps, though, given that they’re immortal. They have bigger fish to fry. Whether it’s Santa Claus or Krampus that decides to come around this year, they’re prepared for it a full week in advance. They don’t plan on sleeping, either. 

[earnedchaos]

"---What will you do?" She asked with a terse tonw of voice. Eyes narrowing, almost squinting yet with a relaxed body language. "Once *she* finds a new toy to play with. Once you are broken to no avail, even moreso than you believe to be now... what will you do once she discards you for a new one...?"

*( You’re persistent with this, I’ll give you that. )

 Rea doesn’t answer at first, simply glaring back at her openly, evidently displeased by the line of questioning given. Their arms fold, letting out a small sigh, already having punched their gratuitous murder chip for the day. Not that they could have killed Eli if they tried, regardless.

*( Who knows? Maybe I’ll go mad with jealousy and take revenge on her new fling. Maybe I’ll fall into a lovesick despair like no other. Maybe I’ll sic Reus on her and her merry band of freakshows -- Maybe I’ll just get over it. That’s chaos for you; if I could predict it, I wouldn’t be what I am. )

 Their gaze doesn’t break from Eli’s throughout their entire spiel of hypotheticals, although it seems to get more and more unreadable throughout their speech, less of an obvious glare of distaste. Rea’s arms unfold, falling to their side with a haphazard shrug, coupled with a dry laugh.

*( Tell me this, then; what did you do? From what I’m seeing, you’re still bitter and reeling over it yourself. So I’m curious. )

[earnedchaos]

*(You mean the Chaos Emeralds?)

That’s not even the right series, Rea.

[earnedchaos]

*(...With this opportunity, I will cleanse you of your sins. Pleased to make your acquaintance. Goodbye.)

Without any further explanation, Reus turns to go, seemingly fading into the shadows before quickly disappearing from view. What a strange fellow. Too bad he’s a permanent member of the blog, now.

[earnedchaos]

*(How come no one’s following me, huh? I’m cool. Chaos, my bros. Let me hurt-- have fun with you guys.)

[earnedchaos]

*(Push me away, beat me, kill me, hate me, love me, despise me, hold me, hurt me, adore me, treat me like I’m nothing, treat me like I’m everything. Anything your sweet heart desires, my love. My decision won’t change. Love is chaos.)

[earnedchaos]

*(People don’t seem to get the difference between Evil and Chaos. It’s not the same thing, and frankly I’m disappointed that anyone can think they are. Evil is immorality, chaos is amorality. Chaos is utterly unpredictable, the most interesting force possible, nuance incarnate. Evil is the active intent to do harm, cause damage, hurt people, practice immorality -- anything that Good isn’t.)

[earnedchaos]

*(So this is what it comes down to, huh? Finally.)

[earnedchaos]

*(Hell yeah, storming A-Rea 51! They took a lot of my fun shit, I’m gonna take it all back and make them sorry for every messing with it~.)

[earnedchaos]

*(It’s sodium chloride!)

[earnedchaos]

*(Is it even possible to be too deranged? I disagree. And if it is, I’m that one, fuck you.)

[earnedchaos]

*(It’s been determined that Determination doesn’t mean shit. Power is what matters.)

[deathreprisal]

@earnedchaos *(Esper, I’m finally here too now so we can make out in public and stuff, or whatever it is couples are supposed to do.) 

AN INSTANT HUG     is given as she practically     JUMPS     into the arms of the other immortal.     They’re obviously much taller than her but she’s fine with hugging her face into their stomach.     It’s where the abs are.     Esper doesn’t care what they do she just likes having Rea around.     Rea is unpredictable   ,   insane   ,   hot   ,   &&     MOST IMPORTANTLY   ,   she can keep up this act without a care.     Esper finds her true self to be boring   ,   disgusting   even.     Which is why Rea is just easy for her to have around.

❝     I’ve been waiting     for you   ,   Rea     !!     Now we can get sushi together, go places, make out in public, get more sushi, and have fun     !!     ❞

[earnedchaos]

* Their arms are open especially for her, holding her closely and letting her push her face right into their stomach and their surprisingly firm abs while they hugged it out. They’re utterly infatuated with her for a still as-of-yet unknown reason, they’d do pretty much anything if it was with or for her. 

*(Yep! Anything we want to do, especially if it makes you happy, my darling~! I brought some take-out, too, if you’re hungry.)

* From a holding space of which has no origin, Rea produces a bag of several containers of sushi, all of which carefully packaged so as to not lose any integrity during the many travels that they would likely have taken them on if not for feeding them to Esper.