"You are mine, you shall be mine, you and I are one for ever”

 Lily. 21. Multifandom 'cause the gays y'know? | Feel free to talk to me :)

[carriefrances-deactivated201912]

holtzbert + help-mywife posts

[ginaalexisrodriguez-deactivated]

[somewhereover-thegaybow]

Show carrier?……well….they’re not wrong are they

[earphollstein]

Convo between my 7year-old students today

Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh

Matt: Me too! On a boy!

Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?

Matt: Yeah he's really cute.

Pearl: Oh.

(pause for a bit)

Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.

Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.

Matt: Really?

Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.

Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.

Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.

(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

[laoisepotter]

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

[hobrien]

[markdoesstuff-deactivated202210]

i’ll never forgive this movie for not giving me that relationship

[waverlyearps]

[afloweroutofstone]

Imagine Donald Trump winning and being the most transparent president in decades entirely due to his inability to not brag about things

[rulesofpoetry-deactivated201609]

Area 51. We got aliens. The best aliens. More aliens than Russia and China. And Mexico is gonna pay for it.

[1deacthedeathmerchant]

My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place.

[reallifeishorror]

This is the lucky tall Betsy. Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky tall Betsy will grant you an irrelevantly festive bag full o’ moneys.

Haha

[livenudegirl]

Bless me Tall Betsy

[toomuchperfume]

I love this.

[ilikethatnoise-blog]

I’m going to the bank today, wish me luck!

[miaalyse96]

[hopeful-weirdo]

Thankyou zendaya

[cabezadealteza]

it’s been an amazing two years and I’m gonna miss them.

[therealdjqualls]

I spit out my tea at this response

[theconqueeror]

I’m honestly so ready for carmilla s3. i miss checking time zones and cleaning out my whole evening for a 4 minute long episode that has me screaming for at least 5 hours. I miss refreshing the youtube playlist 7489 times 2 minutes before the episode and yelling when it accidentally uploads a few minutes early. I miss seeing tons of new fanfics and fanart. I miss seeing new posts and fandom jokes that appear as soon as the episode is over. i miss watching reaction videos just as an excuse to watch the episode again.

I’m just so ready for carmilla s3

[honestlynicolai]

(x) It takes a village. (Of dorks!) | (x) We’re missing a bunch, but here’s a good number of them.

[kinneyism-deactivated20170810]

asking the important questions

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

this ones for all the porn bots following me:

tity

[girltirl]

[chelseajadexo]

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me