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Text to: my hubby

Ryder: Which is exactly what you’re doing except you’re leaving me, your husband, out of it all and getting mad when I’m calling you out on it. Maybe I want to go out with you sometimes? You never even ask.

Asher: i'm not fucking stopping you

Asher: if you wanted to come, just come

Asher: if you want to sit and bitch at home instead, then sit and bitch at home

Text to: my hubby

Ryder: No, fuck You

Ryder: That’s not true and you know it. I’ve always been okay with you going out sometimes. I hate that you would rather do that than spend more than 10 minutes with me.

Asher: ryder, we're in our 20s

Asher: we're supposed to go out and fucking live our lives

Text to: my hubby

Ryder: Do you actually work or just goof around with your band mates 90% of the time? And you used to unwind with me.

Ryder: Didn’t realize our “good mornings” counted as spending time together.

Asher: fuck you

Asher: if you had it your way, i'd never leave the house

Text to: my hubby

Ryder: Because I never see you! You go out with them every night so I’m really sorry for being a little upset about never spending any time with my husband.

Asher: because i work my fucking ass off all day, so i want to unwind just a little when i can, ryder.

Asher: we fucking live together, how the hell are you gonna say we never spend time together??

Text to: my hubby

Ryder: Sorry. Don’t get so angry at me for missing my husband. Who I barely see these days.

Ryder: Yes, yes of course.

Asher: you're the one getting all upset

Asher: god forbid i go out with some coworkers

Asher: sorry i can't stay home all day like you

Text to: my hubby

Ryder: Oh...okay. I miss you, wish you would be home earlier one day but I guess have fun.

Asher: chill with the passive aggressiveness

Asher: can't i have fun?

Text to: my hubby

Ryder: Hey babe, where are you? It’s really late and I haven’t heard from you and I’m worried :(

Asher: got invited to afterparty, don't know when i'll get home

Asher: don't wait up

oops||Rysher

Ryder: "That's only half of why I like you." He teased as he placed his hand on Asher's arm. "I love you." He whispered softly in the small moment their kiss was broken. He leaned back in to kiss his husband more passionately before as he let his hand trail down his arm and towards his hip. He slightly moved his hand underneath Asher's shirt as a quiet way to show that he wanted him to take it off.

Asher: muttered what sounded like a demure, "I love you," back, but it was muddled with the meeting of their lips once more, smirking into the kiss when he felt a familiar hand trail farther down until it reached its place on his abdomen. All too quick to please, he reluctantly pulled away to pull the shirt up and over his head and tossed it somewhere over the coffee table. He didn't return to the kiss too quickly, rather hoisting Ryder's shirt off of him next before he hooked his fingers into the loop of his jeans and tugged him towards him, forcing Ryder to straddle him so as to not tumble off the couch. Peppering kisses against across his collarbone , his fingers diligently worked to undo his belt and button of his jeans before pulling down the zipper. So caught up in what they were doing, he groaned in protest when he heard Ryder's phone ping with an incoming barrage of text messages. "You can get it later," he whispered to Ryder, hands delving into the fabric of his jeans and cupping his ass.

Text to: My hubby

Ryder: Good, I’m very happy it’s my dick you prefer. I’m also very happy the world didn’t see mine though.

Ryder: I don’t know why anyone would believe they can turn an obvious gay man straight. I can happily confirm you’re extremely gay to any woman that still won’t believe it, even after that video.

Ryder: 😘

Ryder: Sorry, I only use that technique on one man. I highly doubt that. You’re the hotter one out of the two of us. They’re definitely wanting you more.

Asher: I am, too, if only because if they did, people would be disappointed that it's all mine.

Asher: If they still don't believe it, I guess we'd just have to drop our full sex tape on them. Maybe if being a musician doesn't work out, we can go up another field.

Asher: You're hot, you always have been. It's why I wanted you, even before you kissed me the first time way back when. I've wanted you ever since.

Text to: My hubby

Ryder: But like, are you imagining being with their dicks instead of mine?

Ryder: True, and it’s like super obvious you’re gay considering you’re married to a man. Still some crazies out there.

Ryder: Just a little. Love you though. ❤️

Ryder: A little bit. I’ve gotten some “you’re so lucky you got to have his dick in your mouth” comments though.

Asher: Of course not. I'm a one-dick type of guy

Asher: I still get the occasional girl in shows who insist they can "turn" me, but that's the best part to pull the "I'm married" card. Like, sure, Susan, tell that to my husband.

Asher: Hmph. Love you, too, dick.

Asher: I've gotten a lot of propositions for threesomes after this. People love your technique, baby. They want you probably even more than they want me because you're fucking gorgeous.

#text

Text to: My hubby

Ryder: So are you getting a lot of dick pics then? Should I be jealous?

Ryder: What about the desperate straight girls?

Ryder: only partially?

Asher: If you want to be. Seeing you a little jealous is hot.

Asher: I think the straight girls realized I was as gay as they come when they saw you deep-throating me, babe.

Asher: Okay, more than partially. What can I say? I'm vain.

Asher: Is anyone giving you shit for it?

#text

Text to: My hubby

Ryder: So I totally thought it was great when your cute little smile was plastered everywhere for people to swoon over. I'm not so sure I feel the same way about your dick being plastered everywhere though. It's kind of just very weird.

Asher: If I thought the DMs I got before weren't weird, this time they're even worse. And contain more photos.

Asher: The gays have risen. In more ways than one.

Asher: Sorry, it was right there, I had to.

Asher: Partially, I'm flattered.

#text

oops||Rysher

Ryder: laughed when Asher told him he should be a little more against him being the subject of peoples affection. "Nope, that just makes me feel all the luckier that you're all mine and I get to have that adorable smile directed at me in person all the time." He said, giving his husband a large smile before kissing him on the cheek. "Well, this dork loves his rockstar husband that gives amazing live interviews. If I was just a casual fan, I'd be falling for that smile too."

Asher: "And here I thought it was my dick that made you fall for me," he clicked his tongue before pretending to immediately backtrack with a stuttered, "-h-heart. I meant my heart." But the growing smile did nothing to help his case, unable to hide it for too long before he burst into a chuckle and scooted closer to Ryder. Moving the hand that was resting on his thigh to cup his face, he pressed a soft kiss to his lips, tender, whispering a sincere, "Thank you, baby," before he leaned in to kiss him once more, the pad of his thumb brushing against the line of his jaw.

oops||Rysher

Ryder: stood off to the side proudly while his husband did a live q&a over skype. He was extremely proud of Asher's success and didn't mind just being there for him while he did events and concerts, especially since he could see just how happy it made him. Once Asher ended the live stream, Ryder made his way over to him and gave him a soft kiss on the lips. "That was great, I'm sure people are going to be watching it over and over again." He said, giving him another kiss before sitting next to him on the couch. "And stare at screencaps of that adorable smile of yours, maybe even make it their phone backgrounds." He teased as he poked his husbands side.

Asher: With a wave to the camera, he pressed the stop button to the call and sighed contently as he slumped back against the sofa in their living room. His gaze followed Ryder as he sauntered over to him and once he sat beside him, Asher instinctively outstretched his hand to rest against his thigh as he leaned into the kiss. No more than an innocent touch, a way to settle and secure his husband to his side. Once they pulled apart, he scrunched his nose at the thought Ryder uttered, wondering aloud, "You know, you'd think you'd be a little more against the idea of your husband being the object of people's affections to the point that they'd make him their lock-screen, so they can see that 'adorable smile' every time they turn on their phones and swoon." He nudged Ryder on his side with a hint of a smile tugging at the corners of his lips, teasingly adding, "You dork."

Text to: Asher

Ryder: Very true.

Ryder: Not happening, they gotta eat sometime. I'll be there in 5 days. Not that I'm counting or anything.

Ryder: Good point, believe it or not I didn't take off my shirt just for the picture. I just missed you enough to take a picture to send to you. Sorry Leia isn't in it, she isn't a fan of Jake's dog and is hiding.

Asher: how are you doing without me?

Asher: sure, definitely not counting. 5 days and 4 hours, to be exact.

Asher: it's okay, i know leia misses me dearly. i miss her too. and her daddy. and her sister. but everything has been so fun

Asher: seeing people sing back at me the songs i wrote is unlike anything i can even describe

Asher: i wouldn't give it up for anything - excluding shirtless photos of you

Text to: Asher

Ryder: Highly doubt that. I most definitely 100% miss you more.

Ryder: I'll do all that when they wake up, I can't wake them up now. I'm stuck in this position. It took me a good couple of minutes to get my phone.

Ryder: I'm sure you're looking real good too.

Asher: not true

Asher:you might very well be stuck there. may even have to miss my tour altogether.

Asher: i mean..... i do, but i'm partial to you without your shirt on more.

Text to: Asher

Ryder: https://66.media.tumblr.com/2dcc0ea72efa90cae8c46dcad0bf4b82/tumblr_pp10jvjpuE1tfpy7po1_540.jpg

Ryder: It looks like Jake's dog is really taken to me. Also Wicket and I are missing you a lot.

Asher: i can promise i miss you more

Asher: give wicket a kiss for me but also don't wake her

Asher: and tell jake's dog i said what's up

Asher: btw you look really good

Asher: as per usual

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