oh my god the forest spirits are awake! hello!
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@eat-all-the-logic
oh my god the forest spirits are awake! hello!
PRECIOUS
You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed. Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. “I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and… She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. “Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. “What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. “If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.” Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
always |-/
Forgive me @therealjacksepticeye, I could not resist.
haha nice one :P
what he says: I'm fine
what he means: Honestly the idea of men not being able to have emotions other than anger is really upsetting and an issue that needs to be addressed in our society. The hyper masculinity in our society that we teach to male children starting right as they are able to speak is an issue, we should be teaching kids that feelings are okay and that they should be able to express themselves in a healthy manner instead of bottling it up because "crying isn't manly"
The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.
LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!
Bad ass fluffy kids
They’re so silly I’m in love
this is strangely adorable
NOOO THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! OH NO!!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT IS ADORABLE!!!
*powoop* *pewoo pewoo*
reblogging this again because you people need to see this
robot: “how is your stay?” person: *taps 5 stars* robot: *pewoooooo!*
adorable
This such pure ™ content
this is the most pure and innocent thing i’ve ever seen in my life
Cats are way more stupid than people give them credit for
I was too busy laughing at the cat with a lion cut
Ahh! Finally done! I inked it out and used acrylic paint on watercolor paper. Inking is about as rage inducing as Ross’s levels on Mario Maker! If you actually see this, Jack, I know you hear this all the time, but I love your energy! Seeing as I usually don’t have much, yours overflows and gives me motivation! Your such a genuine, caring, boss of a person! Keep being you! P.s. I cried at the end of Undertale too!
This is adorable!! Also thank you for the nice words :)
on my way to steal your garden veggies
my heart exploded
@verysiriuspotterhead
@the-meme-universe I would give my life for this cat 😭😭😭