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(Fan) art and genereal ~media~ blog

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incredible how the average (left leaning) person has no idea that „working class“ doesn’t mean „has a job“

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anyone who has ever gay shipped a martin freeman character is insane except for in hitchhiker‘s guide

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people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

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she was everything to me

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for me it was a radio show by a popular author, had it on CD and I listened to it on repeat for years and because I was a pretentious child never read percy jackson afterwards bc I knew the „real“ stories too well

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the worst thing about people pleasers is that they‘ll constantly blame us normal people for their misery like they’re sooo jealous that someone will actually stand up for their own needs as if it’s my fault that you cannot establish healthy boundaries and instead silently resent everyone for not doing it for you

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Emily is imo the only viable bachelorette, Haley and Abigail are giving teenage girls and Leah, Maru and Penny are so painful inoffensive I couldn’t get myself to interact with them more than a handful of times lol. Plus I like the narrative that Haley has a crush on her older sisters buff farmer wife and Abby would obvs have a crush on the sword wielding older lesbian. But yeah Emily is the only grown adult who has something going on, the fact that I find her hippie schtick a little bit annoying is exactly the reason I like her. Like, Leah is an artist why isn’t she allowed to be eccentric and Maru is a genius scientist with an autistic father, make her more difficult to talk to at least. Penny idk I love Pam

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personally I would wife up Elliot because he’s much more befitted to hanging around the house all day cooking breakfast etc. plus he‘s basically homeless anyway so moving into the cushy farmhouse would be an upgrade to him as opposed to Emily who‘s totally unfulfilled but my farmer loves her so much I CANNOT seperate them, esp with the kids 😭

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I‘m at the end of year 5 and never unlocked the secret notes feature WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WERE CHEAT SHEETS THE WHOLE TIMEEE 😩😩 I‘ve just been fucking rawdogging these villager interactions just fucking GUESSING around and gifting everyone the most random shit

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House should have killed himself in season 6, the show became genuinely unbearable when everyone started holding Cuddy accountable for his wellbeing after breaking up with him (for a perfectly valid reason, and he was a shit boyfriend before that anyways) and House continuously punishing and psychologically torturing her after that. And attempting murder on her, her family/new love interest crosses the line from “tortured genuis asshole but cares deep inside” to misogynistic abuse so badly even for this show that everything about it and the character became irredeemable for me at that point

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Men froms scrubs I realistically would have slept with if I met them irl:

1. JDs brother Dan (he‘s easy)

2. Drew from season 9 (self explanatory)

3. Janitor (have had sex with several weird guys in their 40‘s before)

4. Todd (realistic if we look at my track record but only if there’s a 3rd involved)

5. Dr.Cox (see 3.)

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my curse is I‘m an oddly talented baker, good enough that I‘ll manage without recipes or measurements for basic things (cakes, muffins, banana bread, fluffy pancakes, thin pancakes etc.) HOWEVER I don’t like sweet foods so I only bake if there’s an occasion to bake for other people

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I hope everyone who produces Little Angles and Cocomelon and all that other children’s TV slop burns in hell and I hope the producers of peppa pig have a blessed day sincerely from a fulltime babysitter I cannot even begin to imagine what parents everywhere must be going through

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the reason people hate the last season of scrubs so much is because they can’t handle a female pov character even half as annoying as JD, on that note, Kim is the perfect partner for him because she‘s spineless and obnoxious right from the beginning and faking a miscarriage instead of breaking up is the exact move he would pull if he could get pregnant

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“prompting”

[siraj0]

This is so funny. They starve us, they bomb us, they treat us like animals and then when we are desperate, they murder us. And the world, the Western media holds us accountable. As a journalist it makes me sick! What is wrong with this world. I swear that this is inhumane. My family is trying to survive anyway they can. Please do not abandon us- do not disrespect us like the the Western organizations.

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Vladimir Myagkov - Weavers (1975)

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watching house md is so agonizing the shit he‘s working through I‘ve processed at like age 16-23

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very crazy thing to me when people speak about the 1920s and how the ideal for women was to be „boyish and thin“, recreations or illustrations will always show a heroin chic model meanwhile when you look at actual historical photos from that time of famous/beautiful women or flappers most of thwm look what would now be considered completely average or even leaning chubby like just completely truly fucked up what expectations of thinness are

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no mama posting has come even remotely close to capturing the essence of the original let‘s glow serenly with mama and my luminous mama it should have never become a type of post in the first place, mere soulless copies