Child of phivorce

NO NAME. NO PRONOUNS. DO NOT PERCIEVE ME.

[unicornosaur]

“My daughter can’t be a lesbian. She loves men!”

The men:

[eatingoutdnp]

I can’t believe I haven’t logged into this acc for 3 years 😭😭

[eatingoutdnp]

reblog if you are for the theory that dan is pregnant!

i wanna see how many of us have common sense

[instarbuckswithdan]

[eatingoutdnp]

ok but what about that time phil just tweeted “M”

[danslawdegree]

all of dan’s yelling and screaming wasn’t just a show for the gaming channel he’s really just out there being a Loud Boy 24/7 his volume can not be contained 

[danphil]

dan be like WHAAAT?!????!!!! WHAAT!???!???? and it be like. serotonin.

[eatingoutdnp]

NOOO YOU'RE GOING SO SOON?? I'll miss you pal see you in two more months 😔✌️

im sorry anon but i'll probably log on more often bc i love y'all and i love dnp and this blog has been a lot of fun!!!

imma aim for at the least once a week, but hopefully more often

[eatingoutdnp]

aight imma head out

i'll be back in half an hour to 3 months stay tuned

[plummarvelous]

@danielhowell 🥺✊

[euphanisms]

him body 2 big for him bus 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕

[dailydnp]

[eatingoutdnp]

guys guess what im boutta eat

[eatingoutdnp]

dan when he isn't reminding us hes tall

[eatingoutdnp]

oh yeah and you guys here dont know this but i have autism

so you know it's ok for me to use the terminology "special interest"

[eatingoutdnp]

oh my god you've missed so muchhh!! we got so much content today you're gonna go nuts

space said,, gAY rightz 🥺

[eatingoutdnp]

they are in Japan lmao where have you been?????

i haven't posted in 2 months anon i've been clowning on another blog with a new special interest

[animatedtext]

requested by daddyraccoons