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due tomorrow do tomorrow

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

[freakoutgirl]

imagine you have a coworker at the old spaghetti factory and then a year later they're a torchbearer at the olympics

[robowarrior-god]

I've had this idea stuck in my head all day

(Thank you to @nebulations for the alt ID!)

[riza-hawks-eye]

[eternalera]

:0

[lucky-me-envy]

Back at it again making stupid text post memes

[dyingroses]

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + text posts

[aspennntree]

kid who’s met god voice: no im agnostic

[darkaviarymc]

[theblueeyedfirebender]

“I hope she plays Hot To Go.”

This is a military coup and you’re in the back of Colonel Mustang’s armored ice cream truck. He’s definitely going to play Hot To Go.

[pectinpeeress]

She’s gonna Old Yeller him 😔

[riza-hawks-eye]

Unproblematic fave Izumi Curtis was a talented alchemist that never joined the military and never had anything do to with Ishval.

She just minded her own business, being a housewife, killing bears, abandoning children on islands, performing human transmutation, etc.

[lady-harrowhark]

let's do human transmutation with mama

[darkaviarymc]

"The average alchemist performs human transmutation at least once" is a statistical error. The average alchemist performs no human transmutation. The "Human Transmutation Georg" Brothers Edward and Alphonse Elric who have been through the Portal of Truth a combined eight times between them are outliers adn should not be counted.

[darkaviarymc]

[memesmadefullmetal]

chat drop your fave war criminal in the comments

[darkaviarymc]