femaustinpowers

disco and discourse baby - 23 - multi-fandom she/her/HIM/his because I’m Him

[femaustinpowers]

femaustin powers fic masterlist

enjoy fellow freaks <3

Adrian Chase/Vigilante x reader:

Weird Guys Fuck Good

18+, smut without plot, autistic4autistic freakitude, sharing fun facts, domestic, established relationship

Every Breath You Take, Ch 1 Ch 2 Ch 3 Ch 4 Ch 5 Ch 6 (ongoing, hiatus)

not 18+ yet but headed there, slow burn, stalkers to coworkers to rivals to lovers, reader is audiokinetic

[odyver]

alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

please rb for larger sample size!

Question 1/3

What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?

under 18, AI is a net positive

under 18, AI is a net negative

18-29, AI is a net positive

18-29, AI is a net negative

30-45, AI is a net positive

30-45, AI is a net negative

46-60, AI is a net positive

46-60, AI is a net negative

over 60, AI is a net postive

over 60, AI is a net negative

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

[odyver]

Question 2/3

How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?

Frequently (multiple times per month)

Often (multiple times per year)

Occasionally (a couple times per year)

Rarely (once every couple of years)

Never :(

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

[odyver]

Question 3/3

If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?

under 18, more inclined

under 18, less inclined

18-29, more inclined

18-29, less inclined

30-45, more inclined

30-45, less inclined

46-60, more inclined

46-60, less inclined

over 60, more inclined

over 60, less inclined

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!

🫶

[apufferfishy]

"Don't you get tired of reading the same scenarios of BloodyMary fanfic again and again?"

No.

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Grace and Rocky find a submarine floating in space...

Me: A SUBMARINE? tell me more

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Simon iron lung is there

Me: omg Simon iron lung is there

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[squid-king]

I don't think Grace is as socially anxious as a lot of people are interpreting him to be

Don't get me wrong, he is absolutely socially awkward, but he also called the leading scientist in his field a staggering waste of carbon, presumably, to their face in front of an entire conference, considering he got fired for it

Grace is mild-mannered, and generally chilled out, and endearingly socially awkward, but he's also a brilliant scientist with unpopular ideas that he was willing to defend with fervor, which we see when Stratt first meets him

(The way he says "I don't know why that makes me such a nut" and him titling a section of his paper "the Goldilocks zone is for idiots" comes to mind, here)

I think he stepped away from academia, not just because he was fired, but because being deeply invested in a hugely unpopular opinion probably got extremely exhausting for him to defend, not because he was too anxious or afraid to stand by his opinions

Plus, being completely denied and dismissed just because he had different ideas about what elements were required for life has to have been disheartening

And, yeah, he was obviously very uncomfortable when Stratt pushed him into the conference room on the aircraft carrier, but he had just been throwing up into a cone and just stepped off of a who-knows-how-long flight, which I think would have anyone wrong-footed, not to mention it was his first time presenting/being in front of his peers in several years, so his reaction is super understandable and justified, and once he gets his bearings he has no qualms about pushing back against the proposed plan, he outright asks if they have a different plan

Ryland Grace is a highly educated scientist who was pushed out of his field for standing by unpopular theories and isn't afraid to challenge the status quo if he believes he's right about something

Idk, just something I've been thinking about :)

[autisticadaineabernant]

Posts that would exist if we had an omnipotent orb that answered all questions with the objectively correct answers to any question

- Why asking the omnipotent orb that answers all questions with the objectively correct answers to any question When Will I Die is actually promoting suicidal ideation

- why asking the omnipotent orb that answers all questions with the objectively correct answers to any question Is Now The Best Time to Kill Yourself is Self-Harm

- My girlfriend (33) is falling in love with the orb??? She always relied heavily on the orb for questions like Should I Quit My Job but recently she’s started calling it Orbie and I hear giggling late at night. Last night, I walked in on her making out with the orb. I’m worried the orb told her the best relationship for her was making out with the orb. But she hasn’t broken up with me so maybe the best thing is for me to be a cuck to an orb. Do I break up with her?

- I asked the Orb the best movies of all time and this was its response.

[femaustinpowers]

just reblogging this again cause my best friend is the funniest person ever and took our omnipotent orb idea and made the funniest fake shitpost of all time aka the reddit ama my gf is dating the orb post

[winter-pear]

hope the pussy grips him in a way that freaks him the fuck out. hope he gets feverish when he gets a boner even

[distantlydreamingofwater]

Imagine Grace showing Rocky videos of powwows since Rocky likes dancing, and Rocky getting so excited seeing Jingle Dancing because it looks like their celebration clothes.

[spiribia]

I like in rpgs where if you don’t romance two of the characters they start romancing each other instead. You think you’re the only fish in the sea

[actualized-animal]

being anti-divorce is so fucking bonkers to me like yeah i think you're morally obligated to stay with some shithead who you hate forever. this is a normal and healthy thing to believe. let's have kids together and force them to grow up being raised by two people who hate each other. yeah this might fuck them up mentally during the most formative years of their life but it's the morally righteous thing to do. if there's one thing god loves it's traumatized children. i'm getting into heaven for sure

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[palesweetdeeer]

I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

[bwabbitv3s]

Grace okay with finding way for you to live long healthy life on Erid?

Sure buddy, but even with everything humans know we sometimes don’t live as long as we wish.

Grace thinking boy it would be great if I make it past 60 considering all that has happened and the stress of another planet.

Rocky speedily scuttling back to science thrum. Grace say okay to extend their life!

[ravmycupine]

Grace makes a shocking discovery

[river-of-wine]

This fanfiction writing is easy

[femaustinpowers]

13 year old kaia: damn it sucks that i’m a disgusting fucked up sex monster pervert freak who was put in a female body as some sort of sick fucked up torment nexus. i’ll never be able to enjoy casual sex the way Men do because I’m not a Man. fuck. prussia from hetalia what are we gonna do now?!??

aph prussia: (nothing because he’s not real)

23 year old kaia: sending a roster member a single basketball 🏀 at 10:30 pm, getting it on crazy freaky style, cutting the cuddle off, calling an uber home, then bumping:

also i’m bigender now

13 year old kaia: like bisexual?

prussia from hetalia: who can keep traAaAck of all zhese pRoNou-

*GUNSHOTS*

23 year old kaia (blowing smoke off the barrel of the gun): he served his Purpose.

[autisticadaineabernant]

Every year the universe conspires to separate my best friend and I during the summer because if we live and work together we assume a level of creativity that can never be topped. Some highlights include

1. A complete genological analysis of how different mythical species might crossbreed using punnet squares

2. A character and relationship bible including internet drama that would exist if our lives were a tv show

3. A probably 3 minute long improv scene we did last night

4. A Barbie LITDH Spy AU!

5. Coltland twins AU for the duration of Fall Guy