Sredni Vashtar

Aren’t we all technically undead?

[corvophobia]

was in a painting mood

[sermna]

Alecto was angry, and raised her up, and kissed her. The child did not cry out, though blood fell from her lips and tongue, and she was wounded sore. For Alecto knew not how to kiss, except such as it involved the mouth and teeth. And Alecto said to her, Why are you not appeased? That is how meat loves meat.

I love u Alecto 💛

[forgotaboutnoodle]

Nona edition

[sisterofsylandri]

the cast of critical role's campaign 4.

[taydaughter]

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

[olessan]

Critical Role cast + commenting on their Campaign 4 Characters

Source: "What's Your Character's Vibe?"

transcription:

ASHLEY: Shocker to no one, she is extremely tall. (laughs) And her weapon of choice is a whip. How about you? LUIS: I'm just going to describe his eyes. The bottom half of his iris is blue, like the ocean, and then the top half bursts out into the colors of the setting sun. SAM: I'm excited to watch Liam play his character because it incorporates a lot of things that are very important to Liam O'Brien in real life. Theater, performance, ex-spouses. That's not a real thing from his real life. LIAM: Family. SAM: Family. MATT: No one could kick open the door and be like, "Hey, ready to cry, motherfucker?" like Laura Bailey. LAURA: She's a rogue, she's a stone-cold killer. She's had a history. TALIESIN: I feel like you would start a bar fight. LAURA: Oh yeah. TALIESIN: Yeah. AABRIA: I also love Alex's character. MATT: Yes. ALEXANDER: I think he's more of a dweeb than I initially intended him to be. LAURA: Can't wait for more interactions with Whitney. SAM: She is a wild card. TRAVIS: I don't know what I was expecting from a devil, but you absolutely-- WHITNEY: She's a demon. People are going to get mad about that. TRAVIS: Excuse me. LIAM: I think you have, in the past, had a penchant for playing scamps, rascals. This character is a little more earnest. MATT: I'm going to corrupt the fuck out of Sam. AABRIA: Yeah! SAM: I'm going to stay true to myself and my beliefs. LIAM: Uh-huh. SAM: And there's nothing that you or Brennan can do to stop it. TRAVIS: Robbie came out and said very little, but the second he spoke, I got pregnant. ROBBIE: I wanted a mystery! A man of few words! BRENNAN: But I'm saying Robbie is a loquacious gentleman, possessed of eloquence, vocabulary, and a social debonair unlike any I've seen before. ROBBIE: I do good at stuff. TALIESIN: I will be playing curator of a museum of antiquities that are magical and dangerous. MATT: He's creepy. AABRIA: He's so screepy. TALIESIN: He is very social and bitchy is what I'll say. LAURA: He's a c--[bleeps]. TALIESIN: Yep. AABRIA: Travis wanted to play a furry and we had an intervention for him. TRAVIS: I am playing the giant lion man and also a paladin. MARISHA: She's like a good old rusted-out Chevy pickup truck that just won't quit. MARISHA: She's basically my mom. TALIESIN: Aabria is weirdly wholesome, but-- LAURA: As wholesome as Aabria can be. TALIESIN: Yeah. AABRIA: I was like, Thaisha's going to be so chill and so lovely, and everyone's going to think she's a really hippie granola mom. And then you walked in with your energy and I went: I'm going to kill one man. All right. MATT: (laughs) ALEXANDER: Matt was like: Oh, you love me for 10 years? Well, guess what? I'm going to be shitty. MATT: It's a complicated and very tangled persona. You knew he was trouble when he walked in. MATT and AABRIA: (laugh)

[aaaangel444]

[only-alter-idem]

oh gideon nav is the lesbian of ALL TIME. she’ll explain how hot every woman she meets is and how their eyes seem to pin her down and how a blush runs up to her cheeks whenever they look at her and she can’t say no to them

and then at the end of the paragraph she’ll be like “oh and some sort of man was also present. he was a little bitch.”

[istascha-deactivated20260222]

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[stolenbabies-deactivated2018050]

[tarydarrington]

"I already said my piece." I'm gonna go ahead and follow behind him kind of in step as he begins to approach.

[pomegranatefae]

[finderheart]

I can't believe it took me this long to post these I finished this like nine months ago

An idea I had for Blood of Eden propaganda/recruitment posters featuring some of our favorite guys - combo of digital-print cyberpunk graphic design style with oldschool Saturday Morning Post covers like you'd see Leyendecker paintings on

I was gonna post these ahead of tabling at a small con and selling prints of them but ended up not tabling because turns out grad school is hard

maybe next year... figured tumblr would like though

[sandmandaddy69]

[shazzbaa]

im normal im normal im normal

[theabyssofhappy]

THE EGGS YOU GAVE ME ALL DIED AND YOU LIED TO ME SO I DID THE IMPLANTATION MYSELF YOU SELF-SERVING ZOMBIE AND YOU STILL SENT HIM AFTER ME AND I WOULD HAVE HAD HIM IF I HADN’T BEEN COMPROMISED AND HE TOOK PITY ON ME! HE TOOK PITY ON ME! HE SAW ME AND HE TOOK PITY ON ME

AND FOR THAT I’LL MAKE YOU BOTH SUFFER UNTIL YOU NO LONGER UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THAT GODDAMNED WORD

HIM I’LL KILL QUICK BECAUSE SHE ASKED ME TO AND BECAUSE THAT MUCH HE HONESTLY DESERVES BUT YOU TWO MUMMIFIED WIZARD SHITS I WILL BURN AND BURN AND BURN AND BURN UNTIL THERE IS NO TRACE OF YOU LEFT IN THE SHADOW OF MY LONG-LOST NATAL SUN.

WILL REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU KISSED ME—YOU APOLOGISED—YOU SAID, I AM SORRY, DESTROY ME AS I AM, BUT I WANT TO KISS YOU BEFORE I AM KILLED, AND I SAID TO YOU WHY, AND YOU SAID, BECAUSE I HAVE ONLY ONCE MET SOMEONE SO UTTERLY WILLING TO BURN FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVED IN, AND I LOVED HIM ON SIGHT, AND THE FIRST TIME I DIED I ASKED OF HIM WHAT I NOW ASK OF YOU

I KISSED YOU AND LATER I WOULD KISS HIM TOO BEFORE I UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU WERE, AND ALL THREE OF US LIVED TO REGRET IT—BUT WHEN I AM IN HEAVEN I WILL REMEMBER YOUR MOUTH, AND WHEN YOU ROAST DOWN IN HELL I THINK YOU WILL REMEMBER MINE

THE ONLY THING OUR CIVILIZATION CAN EVER LEARN FROM YOURS IS THAT WHEN OUR BACKS ARE TO THE WALL AND OUR TOWERS ARE FALLING ALL AROUND US AND WE ARE WATCHING OURSELVES BURN 

WE RARELY BECOME HEROES.

-Commander Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity, Harrow the Ninth