Wendy the Rebound Queen
Ever since her huge debacle with Stan, breaking up in the group chat, to finding out he knocked up her bestie, Wendy has been a self destructive tornado. Sources claim she slept with Kyle, Clyde, Detective Yates, and even Bradley Biggle once he was released on bail after his sexual harassment case was dismissed. Who will Wendy open her legs for next? Maybe she'll go to the conversion therapy camp and save a life, or maybe she'll become Cartman's wife. Our best guess is Clyde, she was reported to be very giggly about Heidi throwing a tea party and putting them next to one another.
Until next time, you know you love me. Xoxo
@wendy-the-great @thekyleyb @coloradokingpin @cludeswoleovan
this is the biggest load of horse shit!! i don't normally kiss and tell, but Clyde is the ONLY person I've slept with since I broke up with my cheating asshole of an ex boyfriend.
Explain why Bradley Biggle told everyone that he gave you syphilis? It's just not adding up with your story. Unless you already got the penicillin dose and wanna pretend it's all behind you.















