move, im gay

[spacemancraigx]

rip tweak you would have loved pride month

[spacemancraigx]

day four of tweak being lost to the ravine

[eavesdroppingonurn]

Kenny and Stan--- MURDER SUICIDE ???

Kenneth McCormick and Stanley were last seen leaving Clyde Donovan's sleep over on May 10th. They've been missing ever since. Recently Kenneth's body washed up ashore at Stark's Pond. Stan is still at large. He may be a killer, he may have seen a horrible crime.

If you see Stanley Marsh, please call Detective Yates at [phone]

[thekyleyb]

What the f why wasn't I invited to this sleepover?!

[cludeswoleovan]

i didnt have enough sleeping bags i had to sacrifice

[spacemancraigx]

I thought we were sharing because you loved me :(

[stan-r-marsh]

i already share a dad with you, im not gonna share a sleeping bag too. that's clyde's job.

[spacemancraigx]

ew don't remind me

[eavesdroppingonurn]

Kenny and Stan--- MURDER SUICIDE ???

Kenneth McCormick and Stanley were last seen leaving Clyde Donovan's sleep over on May 10th. They've been missing ever since. Recently Kenneth's body washed up ashore at Stark's Pond. Stan is still at large. He may be a killer, he may have seen a horrible crime.

If you see Stanley Marsh, please call Detective Yates at [phone]

[thekyleyb]

What the f why wasn't I invited to this sleepover?!

[cludeswoleovan]

i didnt have enough sleeping bags i had to sacrifice

[spacemancraigx]

I thought we were sharing because you loved me :(

[disgustinggf]

[spacemancraigx]

@cludeswoleovan

[spacemancraigx]

three days ago tweak fell into a ravine and he hasn't turned up

[disconsolatememoir]

hardcore

[spacemancraigx]

should we tell sm1 or ???

[cludeswoleovan]

BRO NO WONDER HE LEFT ME ON READ MY FOOT WAS STUCK N THAT TOILET FOR HOURS

[spacemancraigx]

his phones waterproof he could have answered

[spacemancraigx]

three days ago tweak fell into a ravine and he hasn't turned up

[disconsolatememoir]

hardcore

[spacemancraigx]

should we tell sm1 or ???

[spacemancraigx]

three days ago tweak fell into a ravine and he hasn't turned up

[cludeswoleovan]

idk bout any of the ladies but craig 10/10 would do again

[heidisturn]

i think im addicted to protein powder

[spacemancraigx]

do you snort it

[lionfloss]

[spacemancraigx]

gonna submit my sex tape w Tweek for proof

[eavesdroppingonurn]

CRAIG SECRET HETERO

A reputable source submitted this image to us, claiming the people kissing are actually Craig Tucker, our local gay hero, and Heidi Turner, Student Council VP. What does this mean for Craig? Did he turn straight for the night or is he the victim of an evil twin?

@spacemancraigx @heidisturn

[spacemancraigx]

What can't a guy and a girl slip each other the tongue and still be gay? Rude.

[spacemancraigx]

as the ambassador of the eavesdropper, we're gonna bully u extra hard for ppl thinking ur a part of our cool kid club

as ambassador of the cool girls club, I'm gonna bully u for thinking you're in the club

[heidisturn]

my french homework is basically to maintain a duolingo streak and it's so funny to me

[spacemancraigx]

Voulez vous coucher avec moi cest coi

[aflawedfashion]

Nicky & Lorna | Orange is the New Black 1x05

[wuntrum]

grateful that my life experience has lead to me having an interesting character and grounded worldview...but GOD i wish i was a trustfund nepotism baby soooo bad