THE PULL OUT CHAMP

Emily, 20, Texas

[ihatetorbjorn]

torbjormn put sugar in my root beer and now its bubbling like a volcano and it wont stop its all ovber my hands its been like 3 minutes why wont it stop bubbling its not even sweeter from the sugar its just bubbling all ober my desk while i type this how did torbjorn know this would happen has he tried to put sugar in his root beer before it seems like it wouldbe a good i dea but i assure you it is NOT

[torbjorn]

OPEN RP

“Wëłł törbłé mė prœštâtè àńd çałł mę ã dwærf.” Tørjbörbôjõrñbjórń śqūįñtêd åńd rēádïëd hîś bíg męåtÿ čłäw. “Ìt’š ÿòü…”

[ihatetorbjorn]

ggive me YOUÕRE url youy motherfukre of shit

[ihatetorbjorn]

torbjrfon fucking called me a cuck? what the FUCk dudde

[galpalactic]

i just… i JUST cracked open a bottle of wine. i just pulled you, specifically, out of a new bottle of wine, so i could have some. can you let me live for just… like just for ONE SECOND can you just let me LIVE

[actualdikdik]

i think its a quote from Eat Pray Love

[galpalactic]

wow, that’s such a beautiful and spiritual coincidence, i actually JUST installed this vinyl decal on my walk-in closet wall

[ammit420]

im not high or nothin but yo benjamin button really died by turning back into skeet

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[whatthebec]

I’m half asleep and thought that was the fucking crazy frog in the bottom right of this gif

[critty123]

You know it’s going to be a good day when a cuttlefish comes to sit on your hand

[jumpingjacktrash]

omg i’m so jelly they’re adoratiny and fluttery

[aftselakhis-shaladin]

@its-just-a-phage

[priestessamy]

this is my dream

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Michael Fassbender - GQ Deutschland, January 2017

[twitterlols]

oh my god

[fuks]

[sixpenceee]

The phantasmagorical and surreal animal sculptures by Canadian artist Ellen Jewett.

[theawkwardpotatocanttalktoday]

Holy crow. SO DANG DARN COOL

[slavery]

[grimelords]

[pleasenopaparazzinophotosplease]

depression really be trying to kill a nigga

through isolation, loss of appetite, inadequacy, loss of motivation, rejection of love, and suicidal thoughts… BUT

[parkerkithill]

[hyrude]

i think i’ll pass.

[tittily]