~Ali~

21, Q, just hanging out

[ebimdae22]

“Despite your best efforts you refuse to die” is the funniest fucking phrase from TGM you can’t convince me otherwise

[fakakta-art]

rotten work

[harrytheehottie]

[kocurek1921-deactivated20260103]

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

[butcherlarry]

Weekly Fic Recs 32

It's a three day weekend for me! Yippee!! That means more time for reading fics (and playing Baldur's Gate 3, heehee).

As Long As It's You by Mawiiish - Superbat, complete. Bruce gets hit by a spell meant for Clark and all his scars open up. Much hurt/comfort (MY BELOVED) ensues.

Oh Man Oh My Oh Me by whaleofatime - Batfam, complete. Bruce goes on an undercover mission and runs into Bruce Wayne (?????). Batman (Dick) shows up too. Shenanigans ensue.

it's all relative fiction, anyway by a_alene - Batman and Superman, complete. Takes place in the MAWS verse. An imagining of when those two meet in the show. The interaction between Clark, Lois, and Jimmy is FANTASTIC.

An Honest Conversation by frozenpotions - Superbat, wip. Friends to Lovers for Bruce and Clark. Unfortunately, they are both idiots (especially Bruce).

Everything Will Be Just Fine by lonelynpc - Battinson batfam, wip. More of Goth Dad Bruce. The lastest chapter is Bruce dealing with people guessing his secret identity and his contingency plan for it, heehee.

i got a strange vision of your reckless love by costasiellak - Superbat, complete. Morning after a hook up. Clark wants to make Bruce some coffee (and be more than a hook up).

A Chips And Dip Kind Of Night by whaleofatime - Batfam, complete. Bruce goes undercover as a late night clerk at a 7/11 and Dick shows up to buy snacks. Shenanigans ensue.

I'd Learn To Float by Meduseld - Superbat, complete. Clark starts out as a gossip columnist and reports on Bruce during Dick's adoption.

Clarion by oxymoronic - Superbat, complete. DCEU version of the Hush storyline.

Shut Up and Dance with Me by Meduseld - JL has a party. Bruce is terrible at parties. Luckily, Clark (and a cute dog) is there to make it better.

This Is Not My Beautiful Wife by Meduseld - Superbat, complete. Bruce and Clark get stuck in a suburbia simulation. Shenanigans ensue.

Patchwork Pod by Ktkat9 - Superbat, wip. More mer Bruce! Jason is back! But oh no, what about Timmy??

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[rivendellrose]

High fives all around, friends. If we’ve accomplished nothing else today, we still have this.

[adampknave]

I feel the need to add this

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

[oifaaa]

People will try to convince you Jason Todd is the impulsive doesn't think before he acts type of guy and its funny bc Jason is almost comedic in how fucking long it actually takes this boy to plan out anything

[oifaaa]

POV: you lost the coin toss and now have to tell Jason the criminal he'd been planning on arresting for the last three months was already arrested last night by Batgirl

[spaciebabie]

2 ibuprofen and dick from that old man would fix me

[monsoon-of-art]

[graysexualcreature]

tags by op

[slothspamsstuff]

Yes! I caved in and finally decided to draw them, the batbunch in casual clothes, from this idea by @batty-birds. God I had so much fun sketching this, I’m totally not living out my pinterest board fashion catalogue dream, I am not (I am). And why’s Barb so Kim Possible coded lmao. And I really liked drawing Cass with her asian features because #asianpresentation and I’m proud of my heritage lol. Also Damian was a little joy to draw too, he has a lollipop in his mouth, not cigs.

Dick was by far the hardest to get right, I wanted something dynamic for him, yet not too overly sexualized so he took the longest to get right. And Jason and Duke were the coolest to draw bc omg their colors fit so much with this street aesthetic shit???? Like yooooo

Also, a truly cursed sketch of Bruce and Alfred in their casual clothes, it’s funny so I put it here lmao. 6 pax Alfred speaks to me on so many levels

Update 1: since some of you asked....here it is, Alfred with six packs. I saw someone on Tumblr mentioned him (in a headcanon i guess) being a Kingsman and I was like dang, that makes so much sense!!??

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Justice League redesigns

By Jonas Pina

[borntolatetohaveaname]

All I want in life is a nightwing animated movie in the style of spider verse and I'm never gonna get it because DC hates all of their characters and that has been hurting me every single day for the past 3 years

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

[fishfission-dc]

I think Roy Harper is the personification of all those “my unemployed friend on a Tuesday” memes. Even if he was employed. Like you’d walk into his home and it’s just full of Contraptions. He just does Things and the purpose is unintelligible

Jason is like this too but in a less noticeable way. Roy is like “I welded a toaster oven to my assault rifle to see if it would do anything when I zapped it with a taser” and Jason is like “I read four textbooks and wrote an academic paper about the Mesopotamian grain economy”

“what did you guys do today”

“we liberated a country and then I built a motorized couch that’s technically street legal and then Jason blew up the road couch”

[dieubius]

made these a while ago, figured they were tumblr worthy teehee 🤭

[frownyalfred]

love when antis try the whole “gotcha!” anti-ao3 posts and people just mock them mercilessly in the comments

[litta-jpg]

core four political compass based on this post by @aliteralchicken. op is asking the right questions