I'm an idiot
OMG GUYS IM SUCH AN IDIOT!
Ok ok, so me, my little sister and my mum, where sitting down on the couch watching Mister Maker (a show about a guy who makes arts and crafts,and I know it’s a kids show but fuck I can watch what I wanna watch ok!?) and basically a phone on the show starts ringing. And I turn over to my mum like
“Hey mum what’s that noise?”
And she just gives me this look.
“No mum seriously I think the phone is ringing, should I go get it?”
And she just kinda looks really disappointed in me but at the same time was trying really hard to keep a straight face.
“Mum what the hell? What’s so funny?”
And I look back over at the tv and see Mister Maker picking up a ringing phone…
“Oh.”
I turn back to look at her and all she says is
“I new I shouldn’t have drunk so much alcohol while I was pregnant with you… must’ve messed up you head, as well as your sense of sanity”
Then she just smiles, gets up, and walked off.
What the hell mum?