the house witch

Chronically ill queer pagan. Jeannine, 31, she/they. ✨ Tarot Readings available for tips ✨ If you cannot tip but would still like a reading, I also accept fun facts in exchange.

[eclectic-pagancraft]

Introduction Post✨

Hello all!

My name is Jeannine and I am a chronically ill, poly, queer Pagan from the middle of nowhere in Canada.

I love my cat (Muca), witchcraft, sketching, cottagecore clothes, caffeine, and meeting new folks. Don't be shy, say hello 💕

If you're interested, I do Tarot Readings for tips! Any amount you so choose is amazingly helpful and I'd be grateful, proceeds will all go to my daily medical necessities and medical debt.

If you cannot afford it (totally understandable in today's economy) but would still like a reading, I also accept a fun fact, about anything that interests you!

Thanks for taking the time to read my intro post! ✨

[spongebobfreezeframes]

“Wait, if that was you on the phone and you on the bus, then who was flickering the lights?”

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[maceofpentacles]

i think witches would have a lot more fun if they stopped worrying about whether things have a “masculine” or “feminine” correspondence actually

all that shit is made up!! everything is made up! witchcraft is made up!!!!!! stop relying on what one person said either 200 years ago or on the internet last september. STOP WORRYING!!!

[fairydropart]

Another version of my fairy ring mushrooms for Funguary

[sandmandaddy69]

[catchymemes]

[evilios]

“Don’t give Gods leftovers this is disrespectful” since when is leftover food, the food you would eat yourself, bad?

It’s not rotten, it hasn’t gone bad, it’s not from a trashcan, it’s not food for animals. Like… this argument that all offerings have to be brand new and freshly bought has always bothered and worried me. How privileged and rich do you need to be to impose this on people?

Gods don’t care if your food is freshly bought/made/harvested or not. We have records of Romans and Greeks sharing their home meals with Deities as well as cooking for Deities. Rustic worship existed, which sort of implies that Gods were accessible to people regardless of their income. It has never, ever been stated anywhere, unless you somehow magically provide a reliable source against it, that leftovers are bad as an offering.

You are gifting something you could have eaten yourself. You are sharing food. I don’t know what world this is disrespectful in.

Update: I’m a Roman polytheist. Post is about people in our tradition being classist. Not about other cultures.

[corvidae-witch-deactivated20230]

some tarot tips i've collected over the years

- when shuffling, pay attention to the cards that fall out of the deck. sometimes they have a special message for you.

- questions aren't always necessary when reading. letting the cards tell you what they need to helps to develop your intuition, and the relationship between you and your deck (or the spirit you are working with, depending on how you divine information).

- when reading with multiple cards (i.e. as a spread), try and string the cards together rather than interpreting them by their individual meanings:

recurring suits, themes, symbols, and numbers

proportions of suits and uprights vs. reversals

position of the cards (e.g. if people are present in the cards, where are they looking?)

colours of the cards (e.g. do any of the cards stand out more than the rest?)

- although each card has a core meaning, different decks with different art could emanate different "flavours" of the core meaning.

- draw a clarifying card if something confuses you, but try not to draw any more than two cards per reading.

[alxnxllix]

Reblog if you're grateful for your internet friends

[catchymemes]

[stitchtehzombie]

Some witch: * fills a glass jar with crystals, herbs, salt, and glitter, then chucks it in a bush in their local park *

The jar: * breaks *

The salt and glitter: * spills into the soil *

The soil: * becomes infertile *

Plant: * dies *

Some animal: * gets hurt on the broken glass *

Another animal: *chokes on the lid ring *

The nature spirits: "what the actual fuck"

The witch: "why isnt my spell working :(((("

[geezerwench]

Let your garden sleep in. For the pollinators.

[leebrontide]

Good for bugs! Good for the environment! Good for the quality of your soil!

For once, laziness and procrastination are the better, kinder, more ethical rout! Revel in it!

[crazycatsiren]

Listen. Listen to me. Tarot decks can be magical and all, but at the end of the day, they're still decks of cards.

You don't have to be afraid of them. You don't have to listen to them. You don't have to follow their "advice". You can buy your own. You can give them as gifts.

As an animist, I may coddle and cosset my decks. But you don't have to. You don't have to treat them as if they have spirits or feelings. You can treat them like they're just decks of cards, and that's totally fine.

[unsadme]

guerrillatech:

[debelice]

Love Rainy Weather....

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

this might be enjoyed here.