[catasters]

[syntactition]

[small gasp] the phantom

[romansroys]

tweeting this less than 24 hours before your colleagues publicly vote you out of your job is so funny

[qqueenofhades]

[akindplace]

The abuse you went through was not something you deserved, it wasn't punishment, it wasn't karma, it wasn't fate, it wasn't meant to be, you didn't manifest it, you didn't invite it. It was abuse. Even if people say you placed yourself in that situation, you still didn't deserve it, it was still wrong for others to abuse you and neglect you. It wasn't your fault. It was your abusers' fault.

[beaft]

fascinated by tumblr's new trend of placing a Mature label on every single post that acknowledges, however obliquely, the existence of sex and sex byproducts

[beaft]

idk i just think it's really funny that you can have an url like 'sonics-anal-gape' and that's completely fine but if you say the word 'cum' the moderators will descend implacably from above and crush you like the fist of god

[beaft]

i also think it's funny that this:

is an approved advert that appears regularly on my dash and cannot be filtered or blocked, but this:

requires a warning label lest it corrupt the innocent minds of the tumblr userbase

[baronetcoins]

sure there may be the horrors but there are also the soups

[thedreamthieves]

when 23 year olds say “im getting old” cause they get excited by mundane things…for the love of. we used to get excited by BOXES as toddlers. maybe we’re just reverting to our childlike joy did u ever think about THAT.

[siena-sevenwits]

I was having just this thought the other day, and it was kind of beautiful. The idea that coming into adulthood some of early childhood wonder is reclaimed - how often do we hear of that? But this is a true and common instance of it. Loving the ordinary is wonderful, and can coexist with loving the extraordinary.

[memeshirt-blog]

[punacceptable]

so everyone is aware this is my favorite vine my favorite fuckin vine GOD

[lightabovethearbys]

The true enemies to lovers

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[dadstielkline]

fun facts about sharks

[funnytwittertweets]

[kissedbyquiet]

She fucking ate

[thoughtkick]

“There are two types of people you will meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe unfold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see coming. That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.”

— Unknown

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:

- it gets corrected

- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment

- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund

Things that do not happen

- you’re “in trouble”

- you are charged with fraud

- you go to jail

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

[studentlifeproblems]

[dark-sappho]

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

[mentalquotes]