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shout out jane goodall
what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH
Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
this is like a vicious siren's call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death
I want to make something very clear:
If you voted for Trump AT ALL. Get the fuck off my blog. Unfollow me immediately.
I don’t care why you did it and I’m not gonna bother explaining myself to you, because as long as I have rights, I will execute them.
This is a safe space and I will not let you taint it.
All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote
My kind of comedy
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug
#MedicalHistoryTaking
Slightly related true story from my family:
“911, what’s your emergency?”
“My house is on fire, but it’s just one wall and I have a fire extinguisher, so I think I can put it out.”
“Sir, please get out of the house. The fire engines are on their way.”
“I will in a minute, but I really think I can–”
“SIR. PLEASE. LEAVE THE HOUSE.”
“Fine.” [beat] “Okay, from out here I can see that the whole roof is on fire.”
“Fine.” [beat] “Okay, from
out here I can see that the
whole roof is on fire.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The Black Dog
x exile
The Black Dog
Today Was a Fairytale.......
x I Think He Knows???????????????????
Today Was a Fairytale.......
can't believe Bidenstar stepped down as leader of Americaclan
This was not meant to be seen by quite this many people
kamalapelt going to the moonstone to receive her 9 lives
we cant let trumpclaw get nine lives, he doesnt follow the warrior code
we cant let trumpclaw
get nine lives, he doesnt follow
the warrior code
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Red??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????
x Maroon??????????????????????????????????????????????
Red??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
x I Can See You......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it works though soooooo...
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
x I Can See You......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
august. the month that you are....