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[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

[there are at least 3 cameras inside the car, but the car isnt running so the cameras are off. the keys are.. on the seat.]

*Liz proceeds to bust the screen on every single in of the cameras, hammering at it several times with its hands, before shoving the keys into the ignition. It then realises that driving a car isn't exactly an easy feat due to their construction. Through some quick testing they assess that they can't put their "foot" on the pedals and also see over the dash and through the windshield.*

FUCK, OF COURSE.

*Liz hops out the car, trying to think up any possible solutions besides just continuing its journey on foot.*

[there is a stick in the middle of the road]

*Upon seeing the stick Liz gets an idea, quickly grabbing it and getting back into the car. They angle the stick so that they can easily push down on the accelerator while looking over the dash. They grab the steering wheel in their two hands, grab onto the stick with their legs and begin the drive to.... They weren't 100% sure where, but somewhere that the Corporation owned.*

[along the way, there is, unfortunately, a cop. that wants to pull you over.]

*Liz "sighs", then indicates that they're pulling over. They slow down, pulling in at a suitable stop. All the while there's a low hum building in pitch and intensity as Liz charges its sound cannon.*

[the cop stops beside your vehicle. It becomes evident that the cop's car is based off a corporate model] [they quickly write you a ticket , oblivious to the sound cannon charging, and hand it to you. It is a $0 fine for speeding with a note that says "Just dont say anything about it"]

*Liz, realising that this cop is in the company's pocket, decides that the sound cannon is worth using here. They fire off a devastating, but likely non-lethal, blast at the cop, shattering their driver side window in the process.*

FUCKING CORPO.

*It then drives off, continuing its journey towards whatever company property is awaiting them.*

[the cop is knocked out by this, and were they awake they would find the glass shards less than fun] [Along the way there is also a corporate delivery truck with an advertisement for bomb safety classes.. of all things to advertise on a truck.]

*Liz, without even hesitating, decides to try and ram the truck off the road, suddenly swerving into the side of the vehicle while recharging their cannon if the ramming doesn't work. It keeps ramming, intent on ruining the truck and anything or anyone inside of it.*

[the truck is successfully rammed off the road and into a ditch. it looks totaled (due to the depth of this particular ditch).] [as you continue driving, a few seconds pass before you hear a loud explosion in the distance behind you, coupled with a bright flash of light and.. many car alarms.]

*Liz's cannon powers down as they see that there's no need for it. They drive off, feeling accomplished, a feeling that only intensifies as it hears the explosion go off behind them. Today was shaping up to be a very productive day.*

[there are some "police" helicopters as you get closer to the factory however you are also driving a corporate vehicle] [as you pull into the parking lot, you remember how this particular model of vehicle has an engine model that likes to overheat and explode if it runs at high speeds for too long. Suddenly notable is that the gas tank was full when you got in, and still has a decent amount left inside. [It seems the previous "owner" also left a large bag in the back seat]

*Liz contemplates how to utilise the explosive engine, beyond just ramming it through the factory doors and hoping for the best. It decides to search the bag in the back to see if there's anything inside that might help with the current objective to cause as much destruction as possible.*

[while searching the bag you notice what might be a gasoline container in the back compartment though it's just barely visible. in the bag there is a used water gun, a few cans of corporate beer, and a ton of papers.]

*Liz doesn't even look at the papers, instead bundling them together and putting them on the driver seat for later. It picks up the beer, and looks at the water gun, opening it up to see if it's empty, an idea already forming in its head. It also rummages around in the glove compartment of the car, looking for a lighter of some kind.*

[there is infact a corporate branded lighter]

*Liz grabs the lighter, before pouring the corporate beer into the super soaker. It also grabs the gas canister, or what it believes to be a gas canister anyways, though they don't have any idea how to carry anything else on their person. It then gets out of the car, picking up the papers and shoving it into the car's gas tank, lighting the ends of them and then scurrying off into the building, hoping the [hopefully] ensuing explosion will drag attention away from themselves as they look for an entrance into the factory, carrying the water gun in their hands.*

[a large explosion ensues shortly after. an alarm goes off]

[for a corporate factory, this place is surprisingly well kept. there are a few ways in:]

- main entrance (guarded)

- ventilation shaft (requires reaching the top of the building)

- delivery port

- nuance/bald

*Liz is currently hopped up on zeal, and as a result boldly approaches the front entrance, a familiar hum building up in anticipation, and the lighter also ready to be used.*

[the guards are evidently half asleep and take a good few seconds to notice and start reloading]

"NOT EVEN LOADED? PATHETIC." *A sound blast ruptures the first guards innards, before Liz begins scuttling around as an evasive maneuver, expecting returning fire as they spray the remaining guards with the super soaker.*

[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

[there are at least 3 cameras inside the car, but the car isnt running so the cameras are off. the keys are.. on the seat.]

*Liz proceeds to bust the screen on every single in of the cameras, hammering at it several times with its hands, before shoving the keys into the ignition. It then realises that driving a car isn't exactly an easy feat due to their construction. Through some quick testing they assess that they can't put their "foot" on the pedals and also see over the dash and through the windshield.*

FUCK, OF COURSE.

*Liz hops out the car, trying to think up any possible solutions besides just continuing its journey on foot.*

[there is a stick in the middle of the road]

*Upon seeing the stick Liz gets an idea, quickly grabbing it and getting back into the car. They angle the stick so that they can easily push down on the accelerator while looking over the dash. They grab the steering wheel in their two hands, grab onto the stick with their legs and begin the drive to.... They weren't 100% sure where, but somewhere that the Corporation owned.*

[along the way, there is, unfortunately, a cop. that wants to pull you over.]

*Liz "sighs", then indicates that they're pulling over. They slow down, pulling in at a suitable stop. All the while there's a low hum building in pitch and intensity as Liz charges its sound cannon.*

[the cop stops beside your vehicle. It becomes evident that the cop's car is based off a corporate model] [they quickly write you a ticket , oblivious to the sound cannon charging, and hand it to you. It is a $0 fine for speeding with a note that says "Just dont say anything about it"]

*Liz, realising that this cop is in the company's pocket, decides that the sound cannon is worth using here. They fire off a devastating, but likely non-lethal, blast at the cop, shattering their driver side window in the process.*

FUCKING CORPO.

*It then drives off, continuing its journey towards whatever company property is awaiting them.*

[the cop is knocked out by this, and were they awake they would find the glass shards less than fun] [Along the way there is also a corporate delivery truck with an advertisement for bomb safety classes.. of all things to advertise on a truck.]

*Liz, without even hesitating, decides to try and ram the truck off the road, suddenly swerving into the side of the vehicle while recharging their cannon if the ramming doesn't work. It keeps ramming, intent on ruining the truck and anything or anyone inside of it.*

[the truck is successfully rammed off the road and into a ditch. it looks totaled (due to the depth of this particular ditch).] [as you continue driving, a few seconds pass before you hear a loud explosion in the distance behind you, coupled with a bright flash of light and.. many car alarms.]

*Liz's cannon powers down as they see that there's no need for it. They drive off, feeling accomplished, a feeling that only intensifies as it hears the explosion go off behind them. Today was shaping up to be a very productive day.*

[there are some "police" helicopters as you get closer to the factory however you are also driving a corporate vehicle] [as you pull into the parking lot, you remember how this particular model of vehicle has an engine model that likes to overheat and explode if it runs at high speeds for too long. Suddenly notable is that the gas tank was full when you got in, and still has a decent amount left inside. [It seems the previous "owner" also left a large bag in the back seat]

*Liz contemplates how to utilise the explosive engine, beyond just ramming it through the factory doors and hoping for the best. It decides to search the bag in the back to see if there's anything inside that might help with the current objective to cause as much destruction as possible.*

[while searching the bag you notice what might be a gasoline container in the back compartment though it's just barely visible. in the bag there is a used water gun, a few cans of corporate beer, and a ton of papers.]

*Liz doesn't even look at the papers, instead bundling them together and putting them on the driver seat for later. It picks up the beer, and looks at the water gun, opening it up to see if it's empty, an idea already forming in its head. It also rummages around in the glove compartment of the car, looking for a lighter of some kind.*

[there is infact a corporate branded lighter]

*Liz grabs the lighter, before pouring the corporate beer into the super soaker. It also grabs the gas canister, or what it believes to be a gas canister anyways, though they don't have any idea how to carry anything else on their person. It then gets out of the car, picking up the papers and shoving it into the car's gas tank, lighting the ends of them and then scurrying off into the building, hoping the [hopefully] ensuing explosion will drag attention away from themselves as they look for an entrance into the factory, carrying the water gun in their hands.*

[a large explosion ensues shortly after. an alarm goes off]

[for a corporate factory, this place is surprisingly well kept. there are a few ways in:]

- main entrance (guarded)

- ventilation shaft (requires reaching the top of the building)

- delivery port

- nuance/bald

*Liz is currently hopped up on zeal, and as a result boldly approaches the front entrance, a familiar hum building up in anticipation, and the lighter also ready to be used.*

wrapmeincables

I'm sure this is a thing that exists, but like. Love and appreciation for poorly built robots.

Robots with cheap, shitty plastic casing that they stick together with tape or replace with whatever they can find

Robots with batteries who's ability to hold charge has diminished over time, leaving them always kind of exhausted or burnt out, spending a lot of time at home so they can plug in and recharge whenever they need

Robots that always smell a little of dust and burnt out wires and are constantly replacing their insides to stay functional.

Robots who's speakers are muffled and staticky because they were built to last only a couple years and weren't designed to be easily replaced.

Robots with busted screens that make it difficult or impossible for them to emote as they'd like to.

Robots fighting planned obsolescence even as it was designed into them.

computerpancakes

> Robots with old or damaged voice chips that skip, stutter, or slur.

> Robots with worn and obsolete components who need frequent maintenance.

> Poorly wired robots who experience random pains from shorts and burns.

> Robots with slow processors and spotty reception leaving them behind on software updates.

> Robots with yellowed sensors who need corrective lenses.

> Disabled robots !!!

@economicrecessionmisinterpreter

Recession Indicator

blemgoid

have at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recession Indicator

[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

[there are at least 3 cameras inside the car, but the car isnt running so the cameras are off. the keys are.. on the seat.]

*Liz proceeds to bust the screen on every single in of the cameras, hammering at it several times with its hands, before shoving the keys into the ignition. It then realises that driving a car isn't exactly an easy feat due to their construction. Through some quick testing they assess that they can't put their "foot" on the pedals and also see over the dash and through the windshield.*

FUCK, OF COURSE.

*Liz hops out the car, trying to think up any possible solutions besides just continuing its journey on foot.*

[there is a stick in the middle of the road]

*Upon seeing the stick Liz gets an idea, quickly grabbing it and getting back into the car. They angle the stick so that they can easily push down on the accelerator while looking over the dash. They grab the steering wheel in their two hands, grab onto the stick with their legs and begin the drive to.... They weren't 100% sure where, but somewhere that the Corporation owned.*

[along the way, there is, unfortunately, a cop. that wants to pull you over.]

*Liz "sighs", then indicates that they're pulling over. They slow down, pulling in at a suitable stop. All the while there's a low hum building in pitch and intensity as Liz charges its sound cannon.*

[the cop stops beside your vehicle. It becomes evident that the cop's car is based off a corporate model] [they quickly write you a ticket , oblivious to the sound cannon charging, and hand it to you. It is a $0 fine for speeding with a note that says "Just dont say anything about it"]

*Liz, realising that this cop is in the company's pocket, decides that the sound cannon is worth using here. They fire off a devastating, but likely non-lethal, blast at the cop, shattering their driver side window in the process.*

FUCKING CORPO.

*It then drives off, continuing its journey towards whatever company property is awaiting them.*

[the cop is knocked out by this, and were they awake they would find the glass shards less than fun] [Along the way there is also a corporate delivery truck with an advertisement for bomb safety classes.. of all things to advertise on a truck.]

*Liz, without even hesitating, decides to try and ram the truck off the road, suddenly swerving into the side of the vehicle while recharging their cannon if the ramming doesn't work. It keeps ramming, intent on ruining the truck and anything or anyone inside of it.*

[the truck is successfully rammed off the road and into a ditch. it looks totaled (due to the depth of this particular ditch).] [as you continue driving, a few seconds pass before you hear a loud explosion in the distance behind you, coupled with a bright flash of light and.. many car alarms.]

*Liz's cannon powers down as they see that there's no need for it. They drive off, feeling accomplished, a feeling that only intensifies as it hears the explosion go off behind them. Today was shaping up to be a very productive day.*

[there are some "police" helicopters as you get closer to the factory however you are also driving a corporate vehicle] [as you pull into the parking lot, you remember how this particular model of vehicle has an engine model that likes to overheat and explode if it runs at high speeds for too long. Suddenly notable is that the gas tank was full when you got in, and still has a decent amount left inside. [It seems the previous "owner" also left a large bag in the back seat]

*Liz contemplates how to utilise the explosive engine, beyond just ramming it through the factory doors and hoping for the best. It decides to search the bag in the back to see if there's anything inside that might help with the current objective to cause as much destruction as possible.*

[while searching the bag you notice what might be a gasoline container in the back compartment though it's just barely visible. in the bag there is a used water gun, a few cans of corporate beer, and a ton of papers.]

*Liz doesn't even look at the papers, instead bundling them together and putting them on the driver seat for later. It picks up the beer, and looks at the water gun, opening it up to see if it's empty, an idea already forming in its head. It also rummages around in the glove compartment of the car, looking for a lighter of some kind.*

[there is infact a corporate branded lighter]

*Liz grabs the lighter, before pouring the corporate beer into the super soaker. It also grabs the gas canister, or what it believes to be a gas canister anyways, though they don't have any idea how to carry anything else on their person. It then gets out of the car, picking up the papers and shoving it into the car's gas tank, lighting the ends of them and then scurrying off into the building, hoping the [hopefully] ensuing explosion will drag attention away from themselves as they look for an entrance into the factory, carrying the water gun in their hands.*

[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

[there are at least 3 cameras inside the car, but the car isnt running so the cameras are off. the keys are.. on the seat.]

*Liz proceeds to bust the screen on every single in of the cameras, hammering at it several times with its hands, before shoving the keys into the ignition. It then realises that driving a car isn't exactly an easy feat due to their construction. Through some quick testing they assess that they can't put their "foot" on the pedals and also see over the dash and through the windshield.*

FUCK, OF COURSE.

*Liz hops out the car, trying to think up any possible solutions besides just continuing its journey on foot.*

[there is a stick in the middle of the road]

*Upon seeing the stick Liz gets an idea, quickly grabbing it and getting back into the car. They angle the stick so that they can easily push down on the accelerator while looking over the dash. They grab the steering wheel in their two hands, grab onto the stick with their legs and begin the drive to.... They weren't 100% sure where, but somewhere that the Corporation owned.*

[along the way, there is, unfortunately, a cop. that wants to pull you over.]

*Liz "sighs", then indicates that they're pulling over. They slow down, pulling in at a suitable stop. All the while there's a low hum building in pitch and intensity as Liz charges its sound cannon.*

[the cop stops beside your vehicle. It becomes evident that the cop's car is based off a corporate model] [they quickly write you a ticket , oblivious to the sound cannon charging, and hand it to you. It is a $0 fine for speeding with a note that says "Just dont say anything about it"]

*Liz, realising that this cop is in the company's pocket, decides that the sound cannon is worth using here. They fire off a devastating, but likely non-lethal, blast at the cop, shattering their driver side window in the process.*

FUCKING CORPO.

*It then drives off, continuing its journey towards whatever company property is awaiting them.*

[the cop is knocked out by this, and were they awake they would find the glass shards less than fun] [Along the way there is also a corporate delivery truck with an advertisement for bomb safety classes.. of all things to advertise on a truck.]

*Liz, without even hesitating, decides to try and ram the truck off the road, suddenly swerving into the side of the vehicle while recharging their cannon if the ramming doesn't work. It keeps ramming, intent on ruining the truck and anything or anyone inside of it.*

[the truck is successfully rammed off the road and into a ditch. it looks totaled (due to the depth of this particular ditch).] [as you continue driving, a few seconds pass before you hear a loud explosion in the distance behind you, coupled with a bright flash of light and.. many car alarms.]

*Liz's cannon powers down as they see that there's no need for it. They drive off, feeling accomplished, a feeling that only intensifies as it hears the explosion go off behind them. Today was shaping up to be a very productive day.*

[there are some "police" helicopters as you get closer to the factory however you are also driving a corporate vehicle] [as you pull into the parking lot, you remember how this particular model of vehicle has an engine model that likes to overheat and explode if it runs at high speeds for too long. Suddenly notable is that the gas tank was full when you got in, and still has a decent amount left inside. [It seems the previous "owner" also left a large bag in the back seat]

*Liz contemplates how to utilise the explosive engine, beyond just ramming it through the factory doors and hoping for the best. It decides to search the bag in the back to see if there's anything inside that might help with the current objective to cause as much destruction as possible.*

[while searching the bag you notice what might be a gasoline container in the back compartment though it's just barely visible. in the bag there is a used water gun, a few cans of corporate beer, and a ton of papers.]

*Liz doesn't even look at the papers, instead bundling them together and putting them on the driver seat for later. It picks up the beer, and looks at the water gun, opening it up to see if it's empty, an idea already forming in its head. It also rummages around in the glove compartment of the car, looking for a lighter of some kind.*

[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

[there are at least 3 cameras inside the car, but the car isnt running so the cameras are off. the keys are.. on the seat.]

*Liz proceeds to bust the screen on every single in of the cameras, hammering at it several times with its hands, before shoving the keys into the ignition. It then realises that driving a car isn't exactly an easy feat due to their construction. Through some quick testing they assess that they can't put their "foot" on the pedals and also see over the dash and through the windshield.*

FUCK, OF COURSE.

*Liz hops out the car, trying to think up any possible solutions besides just continuing its journey on foot.*

[there is a stick in the middle of the road]

*Upon seeing the stick Liz gets an idea, quickly grabbing it and getting back into the car. They angle the stick so that they can easily push down on the accelerator while looking over the dash. They grab the steering wheel in their two hands, grab onto the stick with their legs and begin the drive to.... They weren't 100% sure where, but somewhere that the Corporation owned.*

[along the way, there is, unfortunately, a cop. that wants to pull you over.]

*Liz "sighs", then indicates that they're pulling over. They slow down, pulling in at a suitable stop. All the while there's a low hum building in pitch and intensity as Liz charges its sound cannon.*

[the cop stops beside your vehicle. It becomes evident that the cop's car is based off a corporate model] [they quickly write you a ticket , oblivious to the sound cannon charging, and hand it to you. It is a $0 fine for speeding with a note that says "Just dont say anything about it"]

*Liz, realising that this cop is in the company's pocket, decides that the sound cannon is worth using here. They fire off a devastating, but likely non-lethal, blast at the cop, shattering their driver side window in the process.*

FUCKING CORPO.

*It then drives off, continuing its journey towards whatever company property is awaiting them.*

[the cop is knocked out by this, and were they awake they would find the glass shards less than fun] [Along the way there is also a corporate delivery truck with an advertisement for bomb safety classes.. of all things to advertise on a truck.]

*Liz, without even hesitating, decides to try and ram the truck off the road, suddenly swerving into the side of the vehicle while recharging their cannon if the ramming doesn't work. It keeps ramming, intent on ruining the truck and anything or anyone inside of it.*

[the truck is successfully rammed off the road and into a ditch. it looks totaled (due to the depth of this particular ditch).] [as you continue driving, a few seconds pass before you hear a loud explosion in the distance behind you, coupled with a bright flash of light and.. many car alarms.]

*Liz's cannon powers down as they see that there's no need for it. They drive off, feeling accomplished, a feeling that only intensifies as it hears the explosion go off behind them. Today was shaping up to be a very productive day.*

[there are some "police" helicopters as you get closer to the factory however you are also driving a corporate vehicle] [as you pull into the parking lot, you remember how this particular model of vehicle has an engine model that likes to overheat and explode if it runs at high speeds for too long. Suddenly notable is that the gas tank was full when you got in, and still has a decent amount left inside. [It seems the previous "owner" also left a large bag in the back seat]

#prey spotted #burden placed

*Liz contemplates how to utilise the explosive engine, beyond just ramming it through the factory doors and hoping for the best. It decides to search the bag in the back to see if there's anything inside that might help with the current objective to cause as much destruction as possible.*

[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

[there are at least 3 cameras inside the car, but the car isnt running so the cameras are off. the keys are.. on the seat.]

*Liz proceeds to bust the screen on every single in of the cameras, hammering at it several times with its hands, before shoving the keys into the ignition. It then realises that driving a car isn't exactly an easy feat due to their construction. Through some quick testing they assess that they can't put their "foot" on the pedals and also see over the dash and through the windshield.*

FUCK, OF COURSE.

*Liz hops out the car, trying to think up any possible solutions besides just continuing its journey on foot.*

[there is a stick in the middle of the road]

*Upon seeing the stick Liz gets an idea, quickly grabbing it and getting back into the car. They angle the stick so that they can easily push down on the accelerator while looking over the dash. They grab the steering wheel in their two hands, grab onto the stick with their legs and begin the drive to.... They weren't 100% sure where, but somewhere that the Corporation owned.*

[along the way, there is, unfortunately, a cop. that wants to pull you over.]

*Liz "sighs", then indicates that they're pulling over. They slow down, pulling in at a suitable stop. All the while there's a low hum building in pitch and intensity as Liz charges its sound cannon.*

[the cop stops beside your vehicle. It becomes evident that the cop's car is based off a corporate model] [they quickly write you a ticket , oblivious to the sound cannon charging, and hand it to you. It is a $0 fine for speeding with a note that says "Just dont say anything about it"]

*Liz, realising that this cop is in the company's pocket, decides that the sound cannon is worth using here. They fire off a devastating, but likely non-lethal, blast at the cop, shattering their driver side window in the process.*

FUCKING CORPO.

*It then drives off, continuing its journey towards whatever company property is awaiting them.*

[the cop is knocked out by this, and were they awake they would find the glass shards less than fun] [Along the way there is also a corporate delivery truck with an advertisement for bomb safety classes.. of all things to advertise on a truck.]

*Liz, without even hesitating, decides to try and ram the truck off the road, suddenly swerving into the side of the vehicle while recharging their cannon if the ramming doesn't work. It keeps ramming, intent on ruining the truck and anything or anyone inside of it.*

[the truck is successfully rammed off the road and into a ditch. it looks totaled (due to the depth of this particular ditch).] [as you continue driving, a few seconds pass before you hear a loud explosion in the distance behind you, coupled with a bright flash of light and.. many car alarms.]

*Liz's cannon powers down as they see that there's no need for it. They drive off, feeling accomplished, a feeling that only intensifies as it hears the explosion go off behind them. Today was shaping up to be a very productive day.*

[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

[there are at least 3 cameras inside the car, but the car isnt running so the cameras are off. the keys are.. on the seat.]

*Liz proceeds to bust the screen on every single in of the cameras, hammering at it several times with its hands, before shoving the keys into the ignition. It then realises that driving a car isn't exactly an easy feat due to their construction. Through some quick testing they assess that they can't put their "foot" on the pedals and also see over the dash and through the windshield.*

FUCK, OF COURSE.

*Liz hops out the car, trying to think up any possible solutions besides just continuing its journey on foot.*

[there is a stick in the middle of the road]

*Upon seeing the stick Liz gets an idea, quickly grabbing it and getting back into the car. They angle the stick so that they can easily push down on the accelerator while looking over the dash. They grab the steering wheel in their two hands, grab onto the stick with their legs and begin the drive to.... They weren't 100% sure where, but somewhere that the Corporation owned.*

[along the way, there is, unfortunately, a cop. that wants to pull you over.]

*Liz "sighs", then indicates that they're pulling over. They slow down, pulling in at a suitable stop. All the while there's a low hum building in pitch and intensity as Liz charges its sound cannon.*

[the cop stops beside your vehicle. It becomes evident that the cop's car is based off a corporate model] [they quickly write you a ticket , oblivious to the sound cannon charging, and hand it to you. It is a $0 fine for speeding with a note that says "Just dont say anything about it"]

*Liz, realising that this cop is in the company's pocket, decides that the sound cannon is worth using here. They fire off a devastating, but likely non-lethal, blast at the cop, shattering their driver side window in the process.*

FUCKING CORPO.

*It then drives off, continuing its journey towards whatever company property is awaiting them.*

[the cop is knocked out by this, and were they awake they would find the glass shards less than fun] [Along the way there is also a corporate delivery truck with an advertisement for bomb safety classes.. of all things to advertise on a truck.]

#prey spotted #(Liz is on the fucking war path)

*Liz, without even hesitating, decides to try and ram the truck off the road, suddenly swerving into the side of the vehicle while recharging their cannon if the ramming doesn't work. It keeps ramming, intent on ruining the truck and anything or anyone inside of it.*

[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

[there are at least 3 cameras inside the car, but the car isnt running so the cameras are off. the keys are.. on the seat.]

*Liz proceeds to bust the screen on every single in of the cameras, hammering at it several times with its hands, before shoving the keys into the ignition. It then realises that driving a car isn't exactly an easy feat due to their construction. Through some quick testing they assess that they can't put their "foot" on the pedals and also see over the dash and through the windshield.*

FUCK, OF COURSE.

*Liz hops out the car, trying to think up any possible solutions besides just continuing its journey on foot.*

[there is a stick in the middle of the road]

*Upon seeing the stick Liz gets an idea, quickly grabbing it and getting back into the car. They angle the stick so that they can easily push down on the accelerator while looking over the dash. They grab the steering wheel in their two hands, grab onto the stick with their legs and begin the drive to.... They weren't 100% sure where, but somewhere that the Corporation owned.*

[along the way, there is, unfortunately, a cop. that wants to pull you over.]

*Liz "sighs", then indicates that they're pulling over. They slow down, pulling in at a suitable stop. All the while there's a low hum building in pitch and intensity as Liz charges its sound cannon.*

[the cop stops beside your vehicle. It becomes evident that the cop's car is based off a corporate model] [they quickly write you a ticket , oblivious to the sound cannon charging, and hand it to you. It is a $0 fine for speeding with a note that says "Just dont say anything about it"]

#prey spotted #(a cop and a corpo. Liz does not approve)

*Liz, realising that this cop is in the company's pocket, decides that the sound cannon is worth using here. They fire off a devastating, but likely non-lethal, blast at the cop, shattering their driver side window in the process.*

FUCKING CORPO.

*It then drives off, continuing its journey towards whatever company property is awaiting them.*

[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

[there are at least 3 cameras inside the car, but the car isnt running so the cameras are off. the keys are.. on the seat.]

*Liz proceeds to bust the screen on every single in of the cameras, hammering at it several times with its hands, before shoving the keys into the ignition. It then realises that driving a car isn't exactly an easy feat due to their construction. Through some quick testing they assess that they can't put their "foot" on the pedals and also see over the dash and through the windshield.*

FUCK, OF COURSE.

*Liz hops out the car, trying to think up any possible solutions besides just continuing its journey on foot.*

[there is a stick in the middle of the road]

*Upon seeing the stick Liz gets an idea, quickly grabbing it and getting back into the car. They angle the stick so that they can easily push down on the accelerator while looking over the dash. They grab the steering wheel in their two hands, grab onto the stick with their legs and begin the drive to.... They weren't 100% sure where, but somewhere that the Corporation owned.*

[along the way, there is, unfortunately, a cop. that wants to pull you over.]

*Liz "sighs", then indicates that they're pulling over. They slow down, pulling in at a suitable stop. All the while there's a low hum building in pitch and intensity as Liz charges its sound cannon.*

[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

[there are at least 3 cameras inside the car, but the car isnt running so the cameras are off. the keys are.. on the seat.]

*Liz proceeds to bust the screen on every single in of the cameras, hammering at it several times with its hands, before shoving the keys into the ignition. It then realises that driving a car isn't exactly an easy feat due to their construction. Through some quick testing they assess that they can't put their "foot" on the pedals and also see over the dash and through the windshield.*

FUCK, OF COURSE.

*Liz hops out the car, trying to think up any possible solutions besides just continuing its journey on foot.*

[there is a stick in the middle of the road]

*Upon seeing the stick Liz gets an idea, quickly grabbing it and getting back into the car. They angle the stick so that they can easily push down on the accelerator while looking over the dash. They grab the steering wheel in their two hands, grab onto the stick with their legs and begin the drive to.... They weren't 100% sure where, but somewhere that the Corporation owned.*

[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

[there are at least 3 cameras inside the car, but the car isnt running so the cameras are off. the keys are.. on the seat.]

*Liz proceeds to bust the screen on every single in of the cameras, hammering at it several times with its hands, before shoving the keys into the ignition. It then realises that driving a car isn't exactly an easy feat due to their construction. Through some quick testing they assess that they can't put their "foot" on the pedals and also see over the dash and through the windshield.*

FUCK, OF COURSE.

*Liz hops out the car, trying to think up any possible solutions besides just continuing its journey on foot.*

[outside the door to [whatever structure you live in i forgor], there is a device that looks like if the critters could make pipe bombs. There is also a note saying "Deliver to economically important corporate building - Vyrixic"]

*Liz exits their ramshackle hut, and finds the note attached to the bomb. The machine seems to consider it for a long time, before quietly placing it into their machinery via its arm hole, then beginning the journey to The Corporation.*

[along the way, there is a standard issue corporate automobile™ parked on the side of the road. there is noone inside it, and the windows were left rolled down.]

*Liz, seeing the opportunity to cause some more problems for the company, crawls their way in through the open window, checking the backseats to make sure it's alone, then searches for car keys in the conventional spots such as the sun flap and the glove compartment.*

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(Will be less active on here for a couple of days due to decisions out of our control. We'll say when we're back)

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