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i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

luxlightly

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

luxlightly

By Talos, this can’t be happening.

vsemily

dont play defense

oekaki-chan

My Stardew Valley characters 🌱

palossssssand

Big headed fly(pipunculidae) + disco ball fakemon

skillbattle

it’s kermit’s birthday today! happy birthday kermie

hungryfictions

don’t you know it’s not good for your hair to wash it every day. you have to use sulfate and paraben free shampoo. you have to wash your hair with conditioner instead. you should stop washing your hair for a month because actually your scalp has the natural ability to maintain itself. greasy hair can make your acne worse so make sure you wash it every day. you have to use this three step regiment on your face EVERY SINGLE night. buy this $70 serum and use it with the 10 other serums you have but don’t combine them. don’t use anything on your face except a gentle cleanser and moisturizer. do NOT use moisturizer on your face you are DESTROYING your skins natural moisture barrier! acne is just for teenagers you’ll grow out of it :) oh no but adult acne is sooooo common. just take birth control and your acne will go away. cut out all sugar and dairy and your acne will go away. actually those studies are fake, get light therapy treatments instead. take accutane and your acne will go away, only a couple of those kids killed themselves! shave your armpits because it looks better. if you shave your armpits you’re not a feminist. actually shaving your armpits is for HYGIENE. wax your legs. wax your bikini line. but waxing any part of your body can give you ugly ingrown hairs and permanently damage your skin and follicles and besides that’s the patriarchy. (but get laser hair removal instead.) don’t have an eating disorder because that’s too much but definitely do intermittent fasting. don’t eat carbs. don’t eat sugar. don’t eat fat. actually your brain uses carbs as its main energy source. actually fat is necessary but only good fat. you have to DRINK MORE WATER!!! drinking 8 glasses of water per day is a myth. burn fat and get toned by doing these exercises. but cellulite is natural and 99% of women have it so you HAVE to embrace it. take diet pills. ummm don’t you know those are meth?? take NATURAL diet supplements for weight loss. take THESE vitamins to cure your depression and clear your skin and make you better at sex and make your vision better and speed up your metabolism and make your digestion better and make you focus better. i know the ONLY right answer but you have to pay me for it. follow my blog! listen to my podcast! subscribe to my email newsletter! buy my snake oil!!

dogencool

Tiny jock/towering nerd OTP

evilpsychologist-deactivated202

insane how many people just have these incredible artists in their families who get no recognition outside of crocheting circles because this art form is devalued for its association with women

neofooturism

were-ralph

IM LAUGHINGGGG THIS US SO FUCKING FUNNY

vitariesocks

Comic on having long-COVID as a young person. Sending love to others who may be similarly suffering.

Ko-Fi

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pokedext

I have legit fears of permanent taste loss. I’m hoping cause I was vaccinated and didn’t stay sick more than a week that I didn’t suffer any severe damage. But I can’t taste my favorite soda anymore and some other things aren’t as prominent as they use to be. I can still taste and smell some things, but they’re dulled and I have fears of it being permanent. I’m worried I will loose a big joy in life and that’s eating. God knows if I have other problems. I woke up this morning feeling short of breath and it lasted like a solid hour, but I tested negative for covid Sunday. I’m hoping I don’t deal with anymore of these things. Please get vaccinated this shit is scary even if the symptoms themselves seem trivial in the moment for a lot of people.