This WAS a Stupid Ass Decision

[rosecrystal]

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

it only took one arrow to bring down Smaug

and three to take down Boromir

who’s the real bitch here

[actual-smaug]

the fuck kind of post is this

[funny-history]

[arroz-con-yolo]

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

[wagnetic]

I’ve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.

[edgebug]

what if everyone referred to him solely as "princess diana's ex-husband"

[edgebug]

we take you now live to the shamefully expensive spectacle: the coronation of princess diana's ex-husband

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are busy 

[blue-saaaaargent]

Benoit Blanc is the most character ever. He’s the world’s greatest detective. He’s terrible at clue. He’s friends with Natasha Lyonne and Steven Sondheim. His partner is Hugh Grant. He lives in a high rise apartment. He’s autistic. He hates rich people. He’s a feminist. He has a ridiculous southern accent. He spent the whole pandemic playing among us in the bath. Women of color are his only allies. He’s even gay.

[worddevourer]

Moments when you do not speak during a watchthrough of Lord of the Rings

1. Boromir’s death 2. The lighting of the beacons 3. Theoden’s speech at Pelennor Fields

Moments when you do speak during a watchthrough of Lord of the Rings

1. “Okay, but did you know that when he kicks that helmet, he actually breaks multiple toes?  That agonized scream is actual, physical pain, and it was by far the best take.”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

so fucked up that halloweens on monday. thats a friday kind of holiday

[blessyouhawkeye]

he's the funniest person i know

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

do you see this shit my liege

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

okay everyone cash in your reblogs for this post now because im gonna make it unrebloggable on its 1 year anniversary (dec 9th). have fun w it <3

[cheap-pack-of-cigarettes]

Ive had this saved in my phone since April

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[sunset-diamond]

What

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

mom sold me again 😞

[veranthia]

i forgot y/n was a fic thing and thought they legit asked for permission

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

honestly “youre our slave now yes/no” is infinitelly funnier than my original intention

[memewhore]

[yourworldiseternallycomplete]

summer is for reading in the sun and going for walks and experiencing sadness and being a cunt

[iguanastevens]

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

[reiner-is-back-bitches]

Amazing tutorial I recommend to everyone!

[lemonlordleah-deactivated202212]

Comprehensive and easy to understand 10/10.

[sherlocksbillowingcoat]

Ah, finally a tutorial everybody needed.

[fromalltononeandback]

The dads when they’re trynna get that extra inspiration