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hi, i'm john! i'm 18 and i live in new york with a few of my friends. i like watching movies, ghosts, and playing pranks! i also play the piano. if you have any questions, feel free to ask. i might answer if it is not too dumb. hahaha. (i was just kidding. i will probably answer it anyway.) M!A Status: none [[RP blog for John Egbert. None of the art used is mine.]]

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ooc: wow blog reset wow

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half of the messages that i have saved from dave are all things he's said privately in response to me.

i can't embarrass him like this.

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ok wow i love you youre beautiful now im going to start kissing you until i fall asleep ok 1 2 3 go <3 8* 8* 8*

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WHY IS THIS HERE.

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i dont remember

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didn't you get that picture from me?

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sometimes i love you so much i literally dont know what to do with myself i just stand there and watch you wash dishes because im so fucking paralyzed by the fact that were a thing and it still feels so surreal but so natural and ok now im going to bed this time before i say more dumb shit

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sometimes i think that i wear shades all the time because im actually trying to shield my eyes from how bright your smile is

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you make me swoon pretty much every time you tell me you love me and see the slimer slash box thing is an obvious sign that i was pretty much literally made for you were a match made in heaven, starcrossed lovers, etc etc

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good morning snookums <3 you looked really cute while you slept so i kissed your nose like three times and each time you made this really adorable face where you scrunched up your nose and frowned a little and idk what the point in telling you that is other than to let you know im a weirdo who sometimes watches you sleep but thats ok because i love you and im not at all worried about going back to school today im gonna get you a gift

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gonna kiss you all night i swear to god i fucking love you 8*

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i love you im going to mumble stories into your chest until i fall asleep i like to play with the little patch of chest hair youve got i think its really cute and im going to rub my legs all over yours because i love you and i like invading your personal space

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i love you a lot and im gonna kiss you until i fall asleep and i like falling asleep in your beefy hammer-arms it makes me feel really great and safe and <3

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im gonna kiss you a lot cause i love you a lot do you see how that works

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like wow do you know helen of troy the face that launched a thousand ships well your face is even BETTER id launch a billion ships that was a dumb metaphor but the point is that i like your face and id kiss it a lot right now but i dont want to wake you up

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its just that you sleep really peacefully and its kind of relaxing in a way and this just keeps sounding creepier but what im really trying to get at is that youre really gorgeous and that was all really sappy and im going to go to bed now before i give myself diabetes

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also its really late and im pretty tired but i dont want to go to sleep just yet because sometimes i like watching you sleep that sounds creepy but i dont mean it like that

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i love you

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ok fuck i dont do this a lot so listen up i love you a lot ok i have like 30 things in my drafts all about how much i fucking adore you and i cant publish them because im some big sappy lame baby who cares about what people think but theyre still there and wow i just damn if youre a troll or female or whatever it doesnt change how much i adore the everloving shit out of you and i basically just want to kiss you on the mouth all the time im not crying my contact is acting up ok