Femme Fatale

Follow @SimonaySays Maria Simoné Rivadeneira Espinosa Long Beach, CA born & raised twentyfold, ecuatoriana, & trying to make everyday in Isla Vista an adventure.me gusta playgrounds, day dreaming, coloring outside the lines, fruit scented markers, sand between my toes, getting lost in literature, lying on the grass looking at clouds, spontaneously bursting into song, the smell of gasoline dancing in the streets, the sound of sneakers hitting the pavement, soccer in the rain, flowers in my hair, living life barefoot, toasting one pop tart but not the other, Fred Weasley, Sharkboy hakuna matata & carpe diem GRYFFINDOR { wear } hit counter Online Users

[micdotcom]

More brilliant quotes from Sonia Sotomayor America Ferrera and Zoe Saldana.

[kevingetem]

[kushandwizdom]

😭😭😭

[caribbritchick]

Yeah, cause you had 2 hours to put your shoes on

[jeankd]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[usedtobeawriter]

#sunshine (at Harlem N. Y.)

[redvelvetnegro-deactivated20161]

I want to be more private in 2016. mind my own business, don’t share everything with everyone, glo up in private, remain unapproachable in public. all of that.

[nudygoon]

[heavens-to-murgatroid]

I’m both

[finelineharry]

I’m screaming

[couturegirl20]

GAEL GARCÍA BERNAL - GOLDEN GLOBES 2016

[mooseblogtimes]

Judge gets surprised by the white privilege

[hierothegreat-deactivated201903]

He trill for that

[yonceeknowles]

[toralei]

knowing all the details about drama but managing to avoid getting involed

[refinery29]

Amber Rose Takes on Teen Boy Culture

A story Rose recently shared about being sexually assaulted and then victim-blamed would enrage anyone. Rose revealed an incident from her middle school days in Philadelphia when she was groped inappropriately.

tw: sexual assault

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GIFS VIA.

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

She’s so necessary

[aquiraxuno]

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@ecuachica

[ecuachica]

Need.

[pinkluna]

i’m so dramatic when singing along to ‘no me queda mas’ like i’m out here faking tears and moving my hands a lot acting like i just had my heart broken

[photosbyjaye]

Fidel Castro and Malcolm X meet in Harlem, 1961

[grandmasterdex]

What was this conversation like??

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

“Fucking white people”

“I know right”

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Legendary picture

[tamper]

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[domesticoctopi]

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously