hera: zeus cheated on me again!
persephone while sipping a frappuccino and texting hades: sucks for you
poseidon: idk if i’ll ever find love :((
hades, while picking flowers for persephone: that’s so sad, alexa play despacito.

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

ellievsbear

if i look back, i am lost

pixel skylines
Show & Tell

roma★
Peter Solarz
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
Keni
styofa doing anything
Acquired Stardust
Jules of Nature

Discoholic 🪩

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever

shark vs the universe

seen from South Korea
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Australia

seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Australia

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
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@ed-ecated
hera: zeus cheated on me again!
persephone while sipping a frappuccino and texting hades: sucks for you
poseidon: idk if i’ll ever find love :((
hades, while picking flowers for persephone: that’s so sad, alexa play despacito.
Judge magazine, 1921
this has been a mood for nearly 100 years now
the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression
Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?
crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies
double confirmed
Unsupervised 3D reconstruction of small rocks from a single 2D image
… “Unsupervised”???
mods are asleep…post your
Unsupervised Rocks™️
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
video game: here’s an adult female character with the mentality of an 8-year-old! me: i don’t want this video game: sorry, my mistake. here’s a 700-year-old female character with the appearance of a child! me: I DON’T WANT THIS EITHER
Me, constantly
do teens still go to malls in cosplay?? i haven’t seen any 14 year olds gallivanting around dressed like anime characters in a while. i miss them. come back. i need to know that at least SOMEONE is still having fun
Doctor: Is there any chance you’re preg-
Lesbians:
my sexuality is that shot in the opening of xena: warrior princess of lucy lawless turning toward the light with wind flowing through her hair, looking more beautiful than any human being has a right to look
like what the fuck!!!!!!!!!
i knew exactly the moment you were describing in an instant but thank u for providing a pic anyway bc……. what radiance!? what splendour.
and the picture doesn’t even do it justice like……….. it doesn’t capture the movement, the way she turns, her face before she smiles, the music playing in the background……. lucy lawless is a gift
naaaa na naaa na NAAAAAA
me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing
thing: *breaks*
me:
how to torrent an entire dog
Show up uninvited! Invite yourself to the party! Be the belle of the ball! Make a scene. Get kicked out. Set fire to the lawn.
Be the final pam you wish to see in the world
“Slept, awoke, slept, awoke, miserable life.”
— Franz Kafka, from his Diaries, 1910.