The Things That Make Me Go "Oh."

Writer. Reader. Theatre Person. Current obsession(s): Vanitas no Carte. Permanent Obsessions: Wicked, Hamlet// Ao3: @thinenotthee//

[eddiegettingshot]

"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

[hamlet-the-dane-official]

my uncle killed my father and married with my mother and now i must *remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health and wellbeing* put on a play

[treecitysessions]

Trying to make birthday plans when you’re someone who really cares about your birthday is so humiliating just hitting people up like hey do you mind proving to me that I’m loved and there’s a place for me in this world for the anniversary of my birth this weekend

[corxoran]

The great ace attorney!

[cindrawing]

Revenge

[twistednocturnal]

asogi

[moonyandmore]

"Depression didn`t exist when i was a kid!" Wrong!! Shakespeare actually invented it in 1600 when he created Hamlet!!

[shitpostingkats]

Did not have "The Case Study of Vanitas is actually fantastic" on my Media Viewing Bingo Card.

[shitpostingkats]

What if vampire story but instead of vampires being unable to withstand sunlight or touch crucifixes or whatever they were just a completely separate species near identical to humans created by a cosmic upheaval that also brought about Magic Plutonium. The only thing that separates them from regular humankind is that they are essentially wizards who all unilaterally choose to express their powers by making themselves physically stronger and faster. Oh also they can drink blood but they don't really have to. Got it? Okay, now forget basically all of that it's just background flavor for a story about a shut-in nerd being let out of the house for the first time in his life and instantly becoming ride-or-die barnacle attached to the weirdest guy he's ever met and following him around so he can pen his biography. This will only slightly interfere with his truest passion: going on a touristy crawl of steampunk Paris.

It's a comedy. It's a love story. It's got the most complicated polycule drama imaginable. The shut-in nerd is secretly an attack dog and will get several sick fight scenes where he goes toe-to-toe with eldritch horrors. The catholic church is there and they have recurve bows.

[shitpostingkats]

The Vanitas no Carte polycule is just proof positive that adding polyamory to your romantic subplot and letting the characters get a little weird with it makes things 1000x better. WHERE else could I get "Help I'm deeply in love with my childhood friend with benefits, who despite the several years of having sex together has not caught on to the fact that I want to date for real for real. Furthermore, he is in fact so oblivious to matters of the heart that he somehow hasn't noticed he's falling in love with the sarcastic greasestain of a man he literally scraped off the sidewalk and is now cohabitating with. I don't really see the appeal myself but he makes my childhood friend happy so I am grateful for his existence even if now I die a little inside every time my friend starts waxing poetic about how badly he wants to sleep with him WITHOUT EVEN BEING AWARE THAT'S WHAT HE'S SAYING. Greasestain's feeling on the matter are also glaringly mutual but he's too chickenshit to admit that he wants like, real emotional connections and physical intimacy, especially from people who actually love him in return, so he has instead decided to pursue an older woman who he thinks has no risk of falling for him and who's not afraid to knock him around (he's into that) as an outlet rather than just man up and deal with any of this shit. I am forced to just sit here and watch as this man becomes more and more molded into the shape of the piece that my best friend needs to mend the hole in his heart. As he becomes the person I thought I could be for for the man I love. None of this makes me stop loving him but like. Jesus christ. I think I need to just grab something for myself, to love and be loved in return, free from the complicated web of relationships I find myself entangled i— Holy shit that MILF my best friend's soulmate is sleeping with is hot as shit. Step aside gayboy I'm boutta get it."

[animusbell]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

[illiterate-rat]

bro how the fuck am i meant to catagorize this death

[falling-through-a-trapdoor]

Trying to convince people to play Return of the Obra Dinn but unfortunately my opening with the line “you are an insurance investigator” isn’t exactly whipping people into a frenzy

[confetti-smoker]

Some more hehes for your hahas

[adamnagaitis]

can everyone reblog with the interest of theirs that was the most intense or continued for the longest because i’m so curious

[bunniope]

hey thanks for calling me your "loyal knight" now i'm horny enough to win any battle

[headinabox]

i hope qifrey goes the way of gojo... AND SOON!

[thinenotthee]

my hypmic warriors

is ANYBODY animating the buster bros to mbmbam bits? this feels like ripe material. they're 3 brothers, even. the buster bros have their radio show. is anyone listening to me?