Gods Strongest Old Man Enjoyer

Michael, Mick, Mitch | 22 | mlm transman | I like parasites, crocodiles, and comic books | outlast pilled right now I apologize in advance | i write fanfiction: edictofbane on Ao3

[ed1ctofbane]

In order to follow my blog you need to first go past my 1500 boostle reposts

[gambitgambino]

I did some changes to the fit of my riddler cause I thought his coat felt a little too generic (this checker pattern will definitely not come bite me in the ass later)

[liarsblade]

The best part of the fun activity is the weird stress dreams you have about it exactly 3 days before.

[byjove]

when I first made a lot of my internet accounts like my email and my Tumblr, I put my birthdate as 6/6/66 because I was 12-14 years old and an edgelord and a Murdoc Niccals kinnie BUT now I’m pretty sure all of my ad preferences think I’m a 60 year old divorced dad with erectile dysfunction

[dinkydcfan]

Little redraw of a much older (and unposted) Riddler.

I may have wrote this wrong.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Living in a conservative part of a blue state and watching tv during an election year is really trippy because nationally people are like oh you’re all liberals over there you don’t know what it’s like living in a conservative area but then the local attack ads are like my opponent wants to be NICE to ILLEGALS and the RADICAL TRANS AGENDA and BURN DOWN POLICE STATIONS. You should vote for ME. I will SHOOT immigrants PERSONALLY in THE STREET. I am a former NAVY SEAL. BARK BARK.

[sushizushi6]

FINALLY GOT TUMBLR BACK ON MY IPAD

[quaksi]

Would it be alright if I blog about the character tonight. The one I've been blogging about everyday

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[schmude]

Don't smoke, guys. Actually, don't do anything this guys does.

[byjove]

When the average heterosexual family man complains about his family not respecting him, it is almost always because there is absolutely nothing about him to respect and he has made no effort to connect with any of them and he considers the slightest pushback or lack of affection a sign of ‘disrespect’. When the average heterosexual family woman complains about her family not respecting her, it’s usually because her 14 year old son keeps calling her a bitch and throwing things at her while her husband laughs. The difference is so fucking stark.

[alteralexpng]

blueh

[electricoyle]

Dickheads in Murkoff don't fuckin' approve of my las' two messages. Lord have mercy 'cause America's going to absolute shit.

This's all you queer shitbirds get in my place. Hav' an.. electrifyin' pride month. I'm more than happy t'rip some of you fresh fuckin' holes.

[totallyagoaat]

How it feels having to look at images and watch edits of Clyde Perry to help calm down 💔

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[sous-chef6]

[spectralish]

commencing experimental therapy. please hold still