breathless, i fall.

the human body is not meant for flight. ind eddie kaspbrak. written by cat.

[eddiiebear-blog1]

ayyyy moved this kid over to @wyrdings what up

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                                            i loved you guys, you know.                                                  i loved you so much. 

                                                          [art credit]

[eddiiebear-blog1]

this is terrible / fakedself:

❛ you fuckin’ know it. richie’s a kleinman now. ❜ and he reaches over to pinch eddie’s cheek.

   ❝ Fucking–– Are you FUCKING SERIOUS?! ❞ He       reaches up to smack at Jared’s hand, looking       rather irritated. ❝ GOD, don’t–– Don’t pinch       my cheeks? ❞ he snaps, an annoyed huff leaving       him. ❝ JESUS, you really HAVE to be related to        Richie at least SOMEHOW. ❞

[eddiiebear-blog1]

my aesthetic is people pinching eddie’s cheeks and him just getting steadily more and more annoyed with it

[eddiiebear-blog1]

richie’s brother? / fakedself:

❛ does everyone know i love my baby brother richie tozier with all my heart. ❜

   ❝ ...Oh, great, there’s ANOTHER one. ❞       (He’s kidding! ...Probably.) 

[eddiiebear-blog1]

you are an amazing writer and a wonderful mun. A+++ Eddie Kaspbrak.

how am i doing with my boy?

   who could this nice message be from,,,   we just don’t know,,,

[roleplaymmemes]

Anonymously tell me what you think about my character portrayal in my ask

[eddiiebear-blog1]

" --i've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? " { wink wink. }

 ❝ Skittles––? ❞ A pause, and dark eyes roll    skywards, a HUFF OF LAUGHTER leaving    him.  ❝ Uh, NO, Richie, no I DON’T? Do you,    um, do you even–– even REALIZE how much    SUGAR’S in Skittles? They are so, SO bad    for you! ❞ (Sorry, Richie, apparently your     REALLY BAD pick-up line just got DENIED!)

    A pause, and then ––  ❝ Also, stop talking    with your mouth full! GEEZ, Rich, were you    raised in–– in, a, um, BARN? ❞

[oddfilmstills]

the last house on the left (2009)

[eddiiebear-blog1]

richie / fuckiingclown:

   " –if anyone asks where i am, i've left the country !!– “  >> [he says, basically all at once, rushing even more than usual. oh boy. what’d he do now?]

    A deep sigh, and ––  ❝ Richie, what the FUCK     did you do THIS time? ❞ Here, there is a pause     for a moment before he speaks again, hands      coming to rest on his hips. ❝ Wait, this is–– This     is a, um, BETTER question: who’d you PISS OFF     THIS time?!  ❞

[eddiiebear-blog1]

ok so the lovely datefriend @fuckiingclown and i were talking abt an idea thingy yesterday and i juuuust had to share with everyone bc ive been laughing over it for like the past 24hrs or so!!!

a concept: richie has managed to get on sonia kaspbrak’s bad side (yet again) for whatever reason, and god fucking forbid that this child, who has been corrupting her son, bike down her street! no sir, not her watch, she is going to stop him because you, she knows you, you’re her son’s ‘friend’, the foul-mouthed one, and she does not appreciate you biking in front of her house!! and, of course, she must go tell him this, standing on her porch, shouting at richie. 

eddie, in the meantime, is grabbing his shit, preparing for a grand escape –– –– he was supposed to get his bike and meet richie, but it looks like there’s been a change of plans. he grabs his backpack, ducks under sonia’s arm with a ‘sorry!!’ there is, naturally, no time for him to grab his bike during this grand escape from ‘mom-jail’, so he hops onto the back of richie’s bike.  ...and, as they bike away, there’s another ‘-– –SORRY MOMMY,’ from eddie, mixed with a ‘BYE, MRS. K,’ from richie. 

(needless to say, later eddie’s mom is none too impressed with his great escape, and really disproves of richie’s hand in his getaway.)

[eddiiebear-blog1]

eddie: im not petty and i dont hold grudges!!!

also eddie: um you want my help??? well, actually, remember back in 1985 on tuesday, may 25th at 3:42pm when you said––

[eddiiebear-blog1]

edd / spoopystar:

God. I can almost hear Richie’s voice.

     its almost like hes still here with us.....      i can almost feel his presence...........

[eddiiebear-blog1]

     i cant believe richies fuckin dead??      rip richie, we knew ye well      ....or something

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[eddiiebear-blog1]

“ literally 80% of my decisions are made to spite someone. ” { richie, why. }

say things to eddie!

 ❝ Hey, uh, RICH? Y’know that, um, that––    You are literally THE PETTIEST person    I know, right? ❞ A hand rests on his hip,    the other gesturing as he speaks, dark     eyes rolling skywards.  ❝ Like–– Like––    OKAY, Richie, that girl? Amber Casey?    She is LITERALLY going to snap and kill     you one day –– –– You KNOW THAT,     right? ❞ 

    A deep breath is drawn before Eddie    speaks again, both hands raised in     exasperation.  ❝ She–– She LITERALLY    is going to kill you if you keep up with––    with the, um, ‘BEST FRIEND’ ❞ –– here,     mocking quotation marks are made in the    air with his fingers ––  ❝ thing! It’s always    the–– the–– the ‘good’ ones who are     gonna snap and kill, you know! ❞ 

    However, even as he is speaking, a note of     LAUGHTER creeps into his voice, a smile     tugging at his lips.  ❝ When she DOES kill    you, though, I am SO going to laugh. ❞

[bluesmemethings]

shit I’ve said and that has been said to me through tumblr IM starters.

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beesmemethings:

“arson should not be a source of arousal!!!!” “everybody wants his booty.” “i now pronounce you the prettiest booty in the court.” “buT I’M YOUR QUEEN” “you can’t fight this face. it’s too pretty.” “be my pretty boy.” “you get that booty and you never let it go.” “so that’s when I figured ‘oh this is my son’s boyfriend’” “That’s pretty cute not gonna lie.” “and just it got really gay really fast.” “a lot of what he said was kinda ominous.” “we’re just all prepared for anything at this point lma o.” “literally every scene they had together I was just like ‘GAAAYYY’” “Y R U THE WAY U R?” “brother why. why are you licking me” “FUCKING END ME” “IM SO WRECKED” “I’m ten chapters in and I’m 100% trash for him.” “seriously like just the smallest things that he does make me legit squeal and scream” “he’s apparently got a thing for dark hairand a royalty kink but we don’t talk about that.” “okay i’ll make out with you.” “you’re just like ‘haha what if’ and then it suddenly becomes ‘oh no.’” “…………..that wasn’t planned.” “you could knock………..or you could join.” “follow ur heart.” “as in the heart in his pants or actual heart” “I mean the fact that he’s bffs with 2 of the finest booties at court probably doesn’t help.” “gayer than gay.” “…are you looking at his butt?” “STOP TALKING.” “no way I’m gay … I just … none of these girls interest me.” “Smooth as gravel, that’s me.” “I can’t even apologize I have no shame.” “I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS FUCKING SHOW.” “CLOSE UR MOUTH U wHORE DaMN.” “IM ONLY RUNNING ON 4 HOURS OF SLEEP TOO THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED TODAY.” “give me the angst. give me the regret and the pining and the hurt.” “PLUS: it was very selfish.” “I am ready for death.” “That essay, that I stayed up until 4 am to finish, is due next monday.” “I have a thing for pretty boys” “IT PHYSICALLY PAINS ME TO LOOK AT HIM” “ITS LIKE STARING AT THE SUN” “good night! good luck getting the booty!” “YESA THOUSAND TIMES YES.” “et tu?” “he needs a little thirst in his life.” “just embrace your ho life.” “okay no blame will be placed as long as it is recognized that I am the most good looking.” “kissing my brother I see how it is. I thought we had something special.” “wink wonk.” “e x cus e me ??” “a blog called horny-sluts0 just started following me.” “I’m not saying he isn’t kinky, I’m just not saying he has a royalty kink.” “#dO NOT.” “DATING ONE PRINCE DO ES  no T MEA N A N Y T H I N G.” “SCREAM WITH ME” “what’s the haps my dudes” “(name) I do not think that ‘what’s the haps my dudes’ is a correct way to engage with youths.” “are you trying to put me in a bad mood because it’s working.” “THAT IS NOT HoW ADU LTS DEAL wIT H THEI R I SSUES.” “i shall corrupt this one.” *fixes cleavage* “bet your pretty ass i am.” “I’m gonna fucking punch something.” “i will torture u softly.” “how is walking in front of someone entirely naked cryptic?” “she’s my child now don’t upset my child or i will eat u.” “stop that.” “Is this what a break up feels like?” “i’m irresistible it’s my best character flaw.” “i mean, i am irresistible, we established that.” “i’d rather stick my hand in a scorpion’s nest if it’s all the same.” “where are you going to find a scorpions nest in New York?” “please don’t break into the bug house at the Zoo oh my god.” “fine then, i’ll feed the ducks ALONE. UNPROTECTED. VULNERABLE. ALL BY MY SELF.” “is that why I found jello in my shoes???? you’re buying me new boots.” “little brothers are not secret weapons.” “this is just making me MORE SAD” “THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES” “I WANTED TO MAKE IT BETTER. I TRIED.” “YOU MADE IT WORSE.” “literally 80% of my decisions are made to spite someone.”