Fulltime Dog [Part-Time horse]

You can harass me on Bluesky @EddwardTheWizard. My pronouns are he/them and sometimes it. You can call me Edd or Seven. Also I’m an adult lol :-P

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

IF YOU FOLLOW ME WITHOUT INTERACTING WITH ANY OF MY POSTS I AM BLOCKING YOU. THAT IS BOT BEHAVIOR.

[if I interact with you first though then you’re in the green dw]

No DNI just know that if you can’t accept that fact that some people are different from you regardless of its by choice or not your ass is getting blocked. No I’m not debating you. No your religion doesn’t excuse your “opinions” nor does your absence of religion make you morally superior or smarter than anyone.

“I don’t understand it” You don’t have to. Just be nice??

And since I’m in fandom spaces, I don’t care if you “proship” just tag your stuff, keep it fictional. If you need to, add disclaimers or something. If you’re an “anti” stop telling people to kys over said fiction. There are block buttons for a reason. You can even filter words and tags. I saw sombody call Billford “proship”. Like there is a legitimate discussion that can be had but I see too many people are too busy calling the other side “evil” to actually care. Soooo I don’t care either. Keep me out of the drama.

Keywords: fictional, fictional, and tags.

I don’t really care if accounts with NSFW interact with me, just don’t involve me with the NSFW lol. I am an adult so sometimes I’ll make or reblog a more suggestive joke, I do try to tag it as #sex joke #suggestive and I’ll also tag #artistic nudity but I’ve never been great at tagging. Go ahead and let me know if I need to fix a post ദ്ദി._. I’m not trying to start drama. I know a chunk of my followers are teenagers. I’m not your dad, I’m a stranger online. I trust you know how to block tags. I’ve been a teenager on tumblr before, I survived.

Practice internet safety.

[byjove]

things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:

Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. I’m not sure why it’s frowned upon but you can’t.

You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.

Is it mine? It’s not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, they’ll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.

[redstonedust]

and the universe said I love you because you are love.

the universe should respect my aromanticism. :/

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Less "if they really loved you, they wouldn't ever hurt you." More "hurt feelings and conflicts are an unavoidable part of life, but the people worthy of being in yours will apologize and work on their behavior once they realize they are hurting you. You can't expect perfection from anyone, but you can and should expect effort."

[lunebrew]

[byjove]

“it’s because they’re always on that damn phone” -scientist studying the declining birthrate

[redstonedust]

God you’re always so toxic in your asks, why can’t you just act normal for five minutes?

luchtballon 👇

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[ebott-nebula]

It's my birthday, have some Mikes

Why does Pluey do that? Idk

[tothechaos]

[in the notes app] there is an ancient evil inside of me and it will devour anyone who gets too close to me whole

[30 seconds later in the group chat] OMGGGGG if we were pigeons we would absolutely make a nest together #ournest

[caintooth]

you have to love trans women more than you hate transmisogyny, you have to love jews more than you hate antisemitism, you have to love Black people more than you hate white supremacy, you have to love Indigenous people more than you hate colonialism, you have to love the disabled and mentally ill more than you hate ableism, you have to love. you have to love.

[byjove]

I think a lot of people are pro-life because they know they would have been aborted, that is secretly their motivation and not actually a misguided interpretation of Christian theology or a belief that life begins at conception. They’re say shit like “What if your mom aborted you?” like, okay I wouldn’t be here, that really wasn’t on the table because my parents really wanted me and was on fertility treatments to try to have me. Would your mom have aborted you? Is that what this is all about, you wouldn’t have been born if your mother wasn’t coerced/forced to carry you to term and give birth to you so you feel like everyone else should be forced to give birth to their annoying baby?

[byjove]

guy at an art museum standing in front of a completely innocuous and somewhat boring painting muttering “what does it mean? what does it all mean?” in an increasingly distressed tone

[sw3etsfuckingdrawings]

Hello again Jongler Junkies, how are you today?

[boybeetles]

I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way

[katelyn-danger]

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve lived alone cooking for one and I’ve been the main cook in the house for several people. I’ve worked with a budget of ten dollars and I’ve worked with a weekly budget of three hundred dollars. And either way there’s just never enough freezer space somehow.

[bruzum]