oh my god they were roommates

[eddycocaine]

you 🫵 shouldn't be here none of us should be here if you're here something has gone terribly wrong in your life

i write fic sometimes

ao3: eddycocaine

[eddycocaine]

this but it's william and mike

[eddycocaine]

billcarden truths

they shared a bedroom fresh out of high school and thru the writing of almost here

william's first ever show as remember maine was as an opener for mike's band

mike used to go to RM shows just to heckle william and call him a faggot

they both brought girls back to the apartment where they shared a room in hopes of hooking up but both girls left after william started crying about how much he loved mike

they didn't talk to each other for like an entire year even tho they were living on a bus together

william wrote automatic eyes for mike to help mike process his nightmare breakup

william broke up with mike (officially ended the band) in a macy's break room right before doing an acoustic set that was just the two of them

william was not at mike's wedding

apparently mike didn't even tell william about the birth of his literal child

the entirety of snow days and most of almost there as a whole

the way that they are?

[beckins]

What cute couple’s t-shirts ☺️

[eddycocaine]

so called free thinkers

[beckins]

Milfvy in the office siren fit…..

[nutmegandspiders]

"i've seen marriages fall to pieces" 👀☝️✌️😀 🧍

[needlesslywild]

bill, coming out of anesthesia: wow oh my god you're so handsome (starts crying) dont tell my boyfriend I said that

mike:

[eddycocaine]

if mike went to remember maine shows just to heckle william and call him a faggot, i think william should have shown up to mike's swim meets just to heckle him and call him a faggot. it's equality.

[eddycocaine]

if mike didn't want people to think he's gay he should have picked a less gay sport to be involved with

[eddycocaine]

i think a really under-explored relationship is mike/andy. walk with me. just two very strange off-beat weird introverted dudes who definitely brawled all the time. both very into their bodies/physicality. both super touchy-feely. rowdy puppy energy. personalities like oil and water. both think they're smarter than the other. both deeply sentimental. there's something interesting there.

[schmilsson]

fanfiction is lowkey cloth mother

[ameba-from-space]

[mikecardensolofolkalbum]

ok so who picked the jeep

[eddycocaine]

spot the difference

[eddycocaine]

need mike to do this to me

[eddycocaine]

[eddycocaine]

wiliam