oh my god they were roommates

[eddycocaine]

you 🫵 shouldn't be here none of us should be here if you're here something has gone terribly wrong in your life

i write fic sometimes

ao3: eddycocaine

[eddycocaine]

billcardenqueen is now eddycocaine.

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[smileymoth]

MIKE CARDEN HAS A BAD DAY AND LOSES IN A FIGHT aka danny wrote a part 2

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[eddycocaine]

jonathan and william are trying to make it a billmike summer but mike is over here talking about minions

[smileymoth]

WHO FUCKED IN THE BASEMENT.

[eddycocaine]

in the beginning, william beckett gay incidents were spaced by 24 weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at emo nite in chicago, was a week. in four days, we could be seeing a william beckett gay incident every eight hours, until they are coming every four minutes. friends, we should witness a double event within seven days

[gretasalpeter]

billcardross sex with weird vampire mind stuff. you don’t have to read it + sorry if it sucks i just had to get it out of my drafts.

[smileymoth]

i like to dress him up like he's a barbie doll

[beckins]

My friend suggested homudoka billmike and after making me watch the movie last night I made #them

[beckins]

Mike Carden circa 2005

[needlesslywild]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Academy Is… Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: William Beckett/Mike Carden, Andy “Butcher” Mrotek/Adam Siska, Past William Beckett/Tom Conrad (Implied) Characters: William Beckett, Mike Carden, Andy “The Butcher” Mrotek, Adam Siska, Mary the Sheep Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, Alternate Universe - Bed & Breakfast, Cows, Chickens, Temporarily Unrequited Love, Repression, Sexual Tension, Internalized Homophobia, Slow Burn, Mike “Sexually Normal Man” Carden, Mike Carden is an Asshole, William Beckett is Stressed, Family Issues, Accidental Voyeurism, Period-Typical Homophobia, I’m sorry to Tom. I’m sure he’s a very nice guy but for the purposes of this fic he is Bill’s evil ex <3 Summary:

January 2009. William Beckett has been running the White Oak Farm and old-fashioned bed & breakfast for two years—since his grandparents passed. He has some help—Sisky, who is like his little brother, and the Butcher, far too sweet and far too fond of animals for his own good, an artist who “rents” an empty barn where he’s converted the hayloft into a small apartment/studio—but, really, life as the proprietor of a small inn is… a bit lonely.

That is, until Mike Carden checks in.

Based on an idea that Natalie and I cooked up around eight years ago. Thanks to The Sandbox, TAI 18+, and [redacted].

[eddycocaine]

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[eddycocaine]

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

[i-adapt-posts-into-morse]

Visit Original Link

[findmyfears]

happy pride month!! remember that gif i posted back in november? well, heres the full / video version of it!! enjoy ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶