tyrant lizard king!

i am dead and dying but not fast enough. they/them ENFP-T Pisces

[thewitchingcow]

I found this on Facebook, the comment was something about a play on the word for touch computers being tablets. Thought you guys would enjoy it.

[perrfectly]

[durlog]

good evening! what the fuck

[pbd]

the fact op is a sneeze fetish blog just makes this infinitely funnier

[cvberitual]

this post steadily paralyzed my body like a neurotoxin

[effewrgtwvtgefd-deactivated2022]

thomas sanders is just fred for theater kids 

[fujoneko-zft]

Who’s fred

[effewrgtwvtgefd-deactivated2022]

[whereistanis]

[minotauri]

in this house we do not speak the F word

[minotauri]

freud

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you ever start to argue with someone and you get like one syllable out before you just stop like… man we all die anyway

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

pink wig thick ass

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

give him anthrax

[gomjabbar]

the first ever human to conceptualize a computer was a norse farmer named Eðelgarþ Gusvarþ who had a brief moment of supernatural foresight and imagined a large picture frame you would stare into while using a rock to scroll through pictures of oats. he experienced this thought for only eight seconds until he was instantly killed by an errant farming sickle

[ink-pedia]

tine defiore

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Fight organiser: “So it’s seven against one?” Bard: *makes frantic ‘I’m not with these guys’ gestures* FO: (sounding worryingly happy) “So it’s six against one?”

[gjft-remade]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

International Phonetic Alphabet

The International Phonetic Alphabet is a system of runes created by scientists to allow humans to read any language

[kattastrophic-fae]

He SCREME

[gigason]

Look at his eyes :3

[bumble-bee-pd]

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain: