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[kosmogrl]

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

[stonefemmesiren]

this is going to sound insane to some of you but sometimes when people aren't talking about men they aren't talking about men on purpose

[sandersstudies]

It’s 2026. We have the technology. It’s time for every modern light source to be dimmable. Save energy and save my eyeballs.

[kosmogrl]

unfortunately my brain doesn’t know the difference between constructive criticism and being told I fucking suck

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

the concept of summer >>>>>> what summer is actually like

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[nintendo-wheee]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

never played stardew valley so before looking at the tags I was willing to accept this was a real life political scandal

[sigulary]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[toskarin]

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

RECRUITERS LIE

[aloha-from-angel]

My best interaction ever i love humans

[eisenlichts]

The drawer is here once again.

This is a little drawing I made of Eden @so8ctacle yesterday, it's basically how i envision her in the little story I'm writing (the one with Aerin if anyone cares)

eisenlichts for the win

[ederiemn]

and it’s the cutest EVERR as usual!! ily erin 💖💖

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[kosmogrl]

hey, don't cry. summer fruits soon, ok?

[handweavers]

no one will ever convince me that the us carpet bombing a country is the solution to anything and its genuinely disturbing that it has become so thoroughly normalized in the minds of many let alone viewed as a desirable action and not something deeply fundamentally wrong

[kosmogrl]

I know i’m gonna piss some people off but I need to speak my truth.. timothee chalamet is a loser